📜 OFFICIAL SPOODBLORT REGULATIONS & GUIDELINES 📜
Department of Recreational Violence - Participant Handbook v2.7.1
🥊 WHAT IS SPOODBLORT?
Spoodblort is a sanctioned violence entertainment platform operating under the full authority of the Department of Recreational Violence. Participants may observe and engage with daily combat proceedings through our secure digital interface.
All violence has been pre-approved by the Ethics Committee and deemed suitable for public consumption. Combat outcomes are determined through proprietary methodology developed in collaboration with leading chaos theorists.
⚠️ PARTICIPANT RESPONSIBILITIES
- Maintain appropriate decorum during violence observation
- Report any anomalous fighter behavior to Department supervisors
- Do not attempt to contact fighters directly
- Refrain from questioning the Commissioner's decisions
- Violence credits are non-transferable and non-refundable
- Sunday operations are suspended per Protocol 7-Alpha
📋 LEGAL DISCLAIMERS
The Department of Recreational Violence assumes no responsibility for existential consequences, temporal displacement, or molecular instability resulting from prolonged exposure to sanctioned chaos.
Fighter statistics are provided for entertainment purposes only. Any correlation between numerical values and actual combat performance is purely coincidental and should not be construed as predictive.
Participants acknowledge that violence outcomes may defy conventional logic, physics, or reason. This is intentional and approved by relevant authorities.
📋 OFFICIAL DEPARTMENTAL APPROVALS
DISCLAIMER: By participating in Spoodblort activities, you acknowledge that violence is inherently ░░░░░░░░░░ and that the Department of Recreational Violence assumes no responsibility for ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ or existential consequences resulting from prolonged exposure to sanctioned chaos.
This document is classified under Violence Security Protocol 7-Alpha. Unauthorized distribution punishable by immediate ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ and/or assignment to ░░░░░░░░░░░░░ duties.