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Week 60 September 9, 2026

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Wednesday, September 9, 2026 at 4:30 AM CDT
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12:00 PM
Low Gas Mode vs Mommy Issues Mike
Slot 1
UPCOMING
12:30 PM
Loading Screen Eternity vs Chorby Short
Slot 2
UPCOMING
1:00 PM
Pangolin Ruiz vs Jelly Burgertoes
Slot 3
UPCOMING
1:30 PM
Scroll Forever Susan vs Dank Dill
Slot 4
UPCOMING
2:00 PM
Boiling Singularity Vapors vs Baiten Switch
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager vs Gas Berger
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Sprinkler System Sam vs Auto-Correct Apocalypse
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
99 Cent Store Samurai vs Generic Cola Gary
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Empty Fridge at 2AM vs Birthday Alone Barry
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Live Leaked vs Donut Handler
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
The Misnomer vs Nancy From HR
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Passive Voice vs The Implied
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Glacial Patience vs Moist Carl
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Karen "Compliance" Thompson vs Maybe Tomorrow
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
The Little Black Book vs Caps Lock Carl
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Lars Ulrich vs Marilyn Manson
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Troll King Tommy vs Void Gazer Supreme
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Engine Eberhardt vs Lady Chaos
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Penne for Your Thoughts vs Stretch Filigree
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Arnold Schwarzenegger vs Krazy Angel
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Slurpee Samurai Steve vs Mayhem Breakfast
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Librarian Linda "Shush of Death" vs Betty White
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Two Factor Authentication vs Mike Tyson
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
404 Not Found vs The Submitted for Approval
Slot 24
UPCOMING