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Department of Recreational Violence presents

2026FALL Season

The Lactose Malabsorption Mayhem

Week 67 October 28, 2026

Today's Schedule

Wednesday, October 28, 2026 at 4:48 PM CDT
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Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
5:00 PM
Birthday Alone Barry vs Unattended Swing Set
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Ingrown Toenail Igor vs Soap Scum Supreme
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Home Depot Manager vs Toaster Bath
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Uncle Kick Salad vs Babyface Guillotine
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
The Footnote vs Square Root
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
The Unsubscribe Link vs Knuckle up Nick
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
The Vorpal Avenger vs Count Dankula
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Mx. Noodle vs Shuffleboard Shirley
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Copay Carl vs Lady Chaos
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Rinse Jackson vs Anarchy Moonbeam
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Engine Eberhardt vs Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious"
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Closing Time Tim vs Mike Tyson
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Spandex Nightmare vs The Submitted for Approval
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Gordon Ramsay vs Stone Cold Steve Austin
Slot 24
UPCOMING
12:00 PM
Booger McGillicuddy vs Pocket Protector Pete
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Howie Dorough vs Gilbert Gottfried
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Gross Gary vs Burrito Supreme
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Fish Summer vs John Lennon
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
Shrek vs Why Am I Here Johnson
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
Jelly Burgertoes vs Trash Expander
Fight 6
COMPLETED
3:00 PM
HR Hivemind Helen vs YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY
Fight 7
COMPLETED
3:30 PM
404 Error Evan vs Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”
Fight 8
COMPLETED
4:00 PM
Ctrl+Alt+Delilah vs Leftover Larry
Fight 9
COMPLETED
4:30 PM
Impostor Syndrome Sid vs The Leaf Blower
Fight 10
COMPLETED