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2026 SPRING SEASON

The Lactose Intolerant Lashing

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Week 37 April 3, 2026

🥊 TODAY'S SCHEDULE

Friday, April 3, 2026 at 1:55 PM CDT
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Lengthen Your Aura
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
2:00 PM
Skunkhand Jenkins vs 404 Error Evan
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
Count Dankula vs Spreadsheet Specter
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Snack Attack Stan vs Ctrl+Alt+Delilah
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Third Floor Bathroom Mirror vs Garage Sale Gloria
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Donut Handler vs Slobby Joe Jr.
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Moist Carl vs Lawnmower Jesus
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Thighmaster Flex vs Yogurt the Destroyer
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Dr. Membrane PhD vs The Misnomer
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Passive Voice vs Deja Vu
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
The Unsubscribe Link vs Knuckle up Nick
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Sweet Baby Ray vs Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator”
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
What Even Is This vs Tutorial Skip Tony
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Lars Ulrich vs Tahini Poinsettia
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Clearance Rack Rachel vs Wikipedia Rabbit Hole
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious" vs Deja Vu Again
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Suds Sullivan vs Supplement Steve "Boss Babe"
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Diplomatic Immunity vs Krazy Angel
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Therapy Llama vs Deje Vu Again
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Swole Patroll vs Lasagna Layer Lord
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Fresh Rodriguez vs The Carbonara Killer
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Verne Troyer vs Last Pick Larry
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Nick Carter vs Denture Deborah
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Frozen Screen Frank vs Why Am I Here Johnson
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Jelly Burgertoes vs HR Hivemind Helen
Fight 4
COMPLETED