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2026 SPRING SEASON

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Week 33 March 2, 2026

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Monday, March 2, 2026 at 2:57 PM CST
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3:00 PM
PowerPoint Paul “The Closer” vs Nextdoor Neighbor Ned
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Vacuum Vinnie vs Unattended Swing Set
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
The Waffle Iron vs Birthday Alone Barry
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Out of Network Nancy vs Ingrown Toenail Igor
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Moldy Shower Curtain Mike vs Soap Scum Supreme
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr. vs Toaster Bath
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Crying in Cars Caroline vs The Ellipsis
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Low Battery Mode vs Maybe Tomorrow
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Caps Lock Carl vs Lawn Care Larry
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Energy Drink Eddie vs Early Bird Eddie
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Pork Chop Paradise vs Troll King Tommy
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero" vs Grollis Zephyr
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Nylon Dreams vs Slurpee Samurai Steve
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Fresh Rodriguez vs Hot Dog Roller Helena
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
The Submitted for Approval vs Two Factor Authentication
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
404 Not Found vs Kirk Hammett
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
John Cena vs Insurance Denial Ian
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Gordon Ramsay vs Keanu Reeves
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Moth With a Knife vs Basement Dweller Brad
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Chorby Short vs Captain Yawnpunch
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Why Am I Here Johnson vs Gross Gary
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Baiten Switch vs Shrek
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With vs HR Hivemind Helen
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager vs Swisher Sweet
Fight 6
COMPLETED