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2026 SPRING SEASON

The Lactose Intolerant Lashing

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Week 37 March 31, 2026

🥊 TODAY'S SCHEDULE

Tuesday, March 31, 2026 at 1:48 PM CDT
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Aura Boost XL
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
2:00 PM
Tucan Shakur vs Trash Expander
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
ChoKING on LeeSUN vs Ctrl+Alt+Delilah
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming" vs Patch Note Pete
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Ingrown Toenail Igor vs Unanswered Text Anxiety
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Double Cup Dwayne vs Soap Scum Supreme
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Miss Demeanor vs Toaster Bath
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Moist Carl vs Nancy From HR
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Granite Sinclair vs Uncle Kick Salad
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
wilson vs The Vorpal Avenger
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Glacial Patience vs Cell Longarms
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Tahini Poinsettia vs Low Battery Mode
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Wikipedia Rabbit Hole vs Clearance Rack Rachel
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Anarchy Moonbeam vs Engine Eberhardt
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Autoplay Assassin vs Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious"
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Kevlar Breakfast vs Disorder McFrenzy
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Hot Dog Roller Helena vs Delivery Driver Danny
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Mayhem Breakfast vs Deje Vu Again
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Teflon Moonbeam vs Déjà Vu Again
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Beef Injection vs John Cena
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Keanu Reeves vs The Last Two Percent
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Last Pick Larry vs Fart Sniffer Supreme
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Burrito Supreme vs John Lennon
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Regional Manager Dave vs Shrek
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Empyrean Angel vs Comfort Septemberish
Fight 4
COMPLETED