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2026 WINTER SEASON

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Week 32 February 24, 2026

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Tuesday, February 24, 2026 at 3:00 PM CST
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Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
3:00 PM
Instagram Ian "Content Creator" vs Jelly Burgertoes
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
First Sunday vs PowerPoint Paul “The Closer”
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Ctrl+Alt+Delilah vs Crouton Crusher
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Garage Sale Gloria vs Impostor Syndrome Sid
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Vacuum Vinnie vs Patch Note Pete
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Moldy Shower Curtain Mike vs Knockoff Kevin
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Cabbage Jenkins vs Home Depot Manager
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Yogurt the Destroyer vs Dr. Membrane PhD
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Probability Jane vs The Vorpal Avenger
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Karen "Compliance" Thompson vs Cell Longarms
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Lady Chaos vs Bot Account Barbara
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Autoplay Assassin vs Rinse Jackson
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Nylon Dreams vs Suds Sullivan
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Therapy Llama vs Deje Vu Again
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Betty White vs Lasagna Layer Lord
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Mike Tyson vs Librarian Linda "Shush of Death"
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Black Friday Brenda vs Polymer Paradise
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
The Last Two Percent vs Keanu Reeves
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Wedgie Magnet vs Fart Sniffer Supreme
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Participation Trophy Tom vs Baby Triumphant
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Bob Ross vs Mommy Issues Mike
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Fish Summer vs Loading Screen Eternity
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
Denture Deborah vs John Lennon
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
War Machine vs Frozen Screen Frank
Fight 6
COMPLETED