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Week 48 June 17, 2026

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Wednesday, June 17, 2026 at 11:35 AM CDT
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12:00 PM
Basement Dweller Brad vs Wedgie Magnet
Slot 1
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12:30 PM
Stinky Pete vs Gilbert Gottfried
Slot 2
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1:00 PM
Gross Gary vs War Machine
Slot 3
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1:30 PM
Comfort Septemberish vs HR Hivemind Helen
Slot 4
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2:00 PM
404 Error Evan vs Skunkhand Jenkins
Slot 5
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2:30 PM
Sprinkler System Sam vs Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager
Slot 6
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3:00 PM
Vacuum Vinnie vs The Leaf Blower
Slot 7
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3:30 PM
Dust Bunny Dominator vs Auto-Correct Apocalypse
Slot 8
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4:00 PM
Sunday Night Dread vs Generic Cola Gary
Slot 9
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4:30 PM
Moldy Shower Curtain Mike vs Birthday Alone Barry
Slot 10
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5:00 PM
Nancy From HR vs Home Depot Manager
Slot 11
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5:30 PM
Thighmaster Flex vs Probability Jane
Slot 12
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6:00 PM
Serif vs The Misnomer
Slot 13
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6:30 PM
The Ellipsis vs The Unsubscribe Link
Slot 14
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7:00 PM
Paul McCartney vs Cell Longarms
Slot 15
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7:30 PM
Brisket Friendo vs LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network"
Slot 16
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8:00 PM
Lawn Care Larry vs George Harrison
Slot 17
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8:30 PM
Bot Account Barbara vs Early Bird Eddie
Slot 18
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9:00 PM
Crystalized Entropy vs Bacon Windfall
Slot 19
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9:30 PM
Rinse Jackson vs Stretch Filigree
Slot 20
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10:00 PM
Kevlar Breakfast vs Penne for Your Thoughts
Slot 21
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10:30 PM
Closing Time Tim vs Mayhem Breakfast
Slot 22
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11:00 PM
Mike Tyson vs Betty White
Slot 23
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11:30 PM
The Efficiency Expert vs John Cena
Slot 24
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