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2026 SUMMER SEASON

Chronic Masturbation Championship

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Week 52 July 13, 2026

🥊 TODAY'S SCHEDULE

Monday, July 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM CDT
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Aura Boost XL
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
5:00 PM
Sandy Britches vs Moldy Shower Curtain Mike
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
TV Remote vs Nancy From HR
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Serif vs Lawnmower Jesus
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
The Ellipsis vs The Unsubscribe Link
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Unanswered Text Anxiety vs Spreadsheet Specter
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Shuffleboard Shirley vs Moist Carl
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Marilyn Manson vs The Meaning Seeker
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Tahini Poinsettia vs Void Gazer Supreme
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious" vs Engine Eberhardt
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Disorder McFrenzy vs Suds Sullivan
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Lasagna Layer Lord vs Kevlar Breakfast
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Mike Tyson vs Polymer McGillicuddy
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Beef Injection vs Dr. Burnout Betty
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Nurse Nightmare Nancy vs Gordon Ramsay
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Gilbert Gottfried vs Mommy Issues Mike
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Chorby Short vs Snotty Scotty
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Line Number Linda vs Loading Screen Eternity
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Average Joe vs Denture Deborah
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With vs 404 Error Evan
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
ChoKING on LeeSUN vs Skunkhand Jenkins
Fight 6
COMPLETED
3:00 PM
Count Dankula vs Leftover Larry
Fight 7
COMPLETED
3:30 PM
Reality Buffering… vs Third Floor Bathroom Mirror
Fight 8
COMPLETED
4:00 PM
Knockoff Kevin vs Crayon Scribble in Blood Red
Fight 9
COMPLETED
4:30 PM
Generic Cola Gary vs Deductible Dave "The Crusher"
Fight 10
COMPLETED