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Tuesday, March 24, 2026 at 1:43 PM CDT
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2:00 PM
Jelly Burgertoes vs Sol Slug
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With vs BO BAX JR FACT
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Gas Berger vs YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
PowerPoint Paul “The Closer” vs Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Auto-Correct Apocalypse vs Crayon Scribble in Blood Red
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Generic Cola Gary vs Empty Fridge at 2AM
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Prior Authorization Paul vs Ingrown Toenail Igor
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Loch Ness Monster vs Surprise Bill Betty
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Toaster Bath vs Double Cup Dwayne
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Granite Sinclair vs Dr. Membrane PhD
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Background Radiation vs The Misnomer
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
wilson vs guwap
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Glacial Patience vs Early Bird Eddie
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Sausage Festival vs Sixpack Santiago
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Grollis Zephyr vs Tahini Poinsettia
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious" vs Student Loan Samantha
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Reset Link Randy vs Hot Dog Roller Helena
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Teflon Moonbeam vs Are You Afraid of the Shark
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
The Efficiency Expert vs Beef Injection
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Steve Irwin vs Black Friday Brenda
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Artisanal Windbreaker vs Last Pick Larry
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Baby Triumphant vs Mommy Issues Mike
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Bob Ross vs Chorby Short
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Fish Summer vs Regional Manager Dave
Fight 4
COMPLETED