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2026
SPRING
SEASON
The Existential Dread Derby
Sponsored by
Zoloft Extended Release
Week 45
May 29, 2026
🥊 TODAY'S SCHEDULE
Friday, May 29, 2026 at 9:46 AM CDT
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Lengthen Your Aura
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
12:00 PM
Basement Dweller Brad
vs
Booger McGillicuddy
Slot 1
UPCOMING
12:30 PM
Gilbert Gottfried
vs
Baby Triumphant
Slot 2
UPCOMING
1:00 PM
Bob Ross
vs
John Lennon
Slot 3
UPCOMING
1:30 PM
Scroll Forever Susan
vs
Denture Deborah
Slot 4
UPCOMING
2:00 PM
Dank Dill
vs
Tucan Shakur
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
Punchin Bag
vs
Average Joe
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY
vs
HR Hivemind Helen
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Swisher Sweet
vs
Skunkhand Jenkins
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Gas Berger
vs
Ctrl+Alt+Delilah
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Crouton Crusher
vs
Garage Sale Gloria
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Sprinkler System Sam
vs
Third Floor Bathroom Mirror
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Out of Network Nancy
vs
Derek Moneyberg
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Donut Handler
vs
Double Cup Dwayne
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Serif
vs
TV Remote
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
The Footnote
vs
Passive Voice
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator”
vs
Crying in Cars Caroline
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
The Finger Counter
vs
Karen "Compliance" Thompson
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
The Little Black Book
vs
Quarterly Report Jones
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Crystalized Entropy
vs
Lawn Care Larry
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Bacon Windfall
vs
Anarchy Moonbeam
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Nylon Dreams
vs
Penne for Your Thoughts
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Bigfoot Believer Brenda
vs
Two Factor Authentication
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Rubber Glizzy
vs
The Rock Johnson
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Keanu Reeves
vs
Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare"
Slot 24
UPCOMING
