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2026 SPRING SEASON

The Catfish Carnage

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Week 41 May 1, 2026

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Friday, May 1, 2026 at 5:49 AM CDT
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12:00 PM
Pocket Protector Pete vs Mommy Issues Mike
Slot 1
UPCOMING
12:30 PM
Gross Gary vs Snotty Scotty
Slot 2
UPCOMING
1:00 PM
TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence" vs John Lennon
Slot 3
UPCOMING
1:30 PM
Why Am I Here Johnson vs Instagram Ian "Content Creator"
Slot 4
UPCOMING
2:00 PM
Scroll Forever Susan vs Punchin Bag
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
404 Error Evan vs Baiten Switch
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Reality Buffering… vs Gas Berger
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Auto-Correct Apocalypse vs Dust Bunny Dominator
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Out of Network Nancy vs Empty Fridge at 2AM
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Moldy Shower Curtain Mike vs TV Remote
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Banana Hammurabi vs Lawnmower Jesus
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Captain Hindsight vs Probability Jane
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
The Footnote vs Static Cling
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Sweet Baby Ray vs Low Battery Mode
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
The Finger Counter vs Shuffleboard Shirley
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network" vs Coaching Course Carol
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Tutorial Skip Tony vs The Little Black Book
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
The Meaning Seeker vs Pork Chop Paradise
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Crystalized Entropy vs Clearance Rack Rachel
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Supplement Steve "Boss Babe" vs Autoplay Assassin
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Nylon Dreams vs Closing Time Tim
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Polymer McGillicuddy vs Deje Vu Again
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Black Friday Brenda vs Steve Irwin
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
John Cena vs Gordon Ramsay
Slot 24
UPCOMING