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2026 SPRING SEASON

The Passive Aggressive Pummeling

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Week 33 March 4, 2026

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Wednesday, March 4, 2026 at 2:47 PM CST
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Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
3:00 PM
Nextdoor Neighbor Ned vs Patch Note Pete
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
French Toast Fury vs Dollar Menu Doom
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Ingrown Toenail Igor vs Out of Network Nancy
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Toilet Bowl Stain Steve vs Soap Scum Supreme
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr. vs Cabbage Jenkins
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Nancy From HR vs Moist Carl
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Thighmaster Flex vs guwap
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator” vs Grout Goblin Gary
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
The Meaning Seeker vs The Little Black Book
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
George Harrison vs Beans McBlase
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Troll King Tommy vs Tahini Poinsettia
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Supplement Steve "Boss Babe" vs Deja Vu Again
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Kevlar Breakfast vs Diplomatic Immunity
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Bigfoot Believer Brenda vs Deje Vu Again
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Form 27-B Frank vs The Carbonara Killer
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
The Submitted for Approval vs Two Factor Authentication
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Spandex Nightmare vs Are You Afraid of the Shark
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Nurse Nightmare Nancy vs The Last Two Percent
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Mr. Rogers vs Gross Gary
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Frozen Screen Frank vs Warwick Davis
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Pangolin Ruiz vs Fist Sundaze
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Average Joe vs 404 Error Evan
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
PowerPoint Paul “The Closer” vs ChoKING on LeeSUN
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” vs Ctrl+Alt+Delilah
Fight 6
COMPLETED