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Week 33 March 5, 2026

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Thursday, March 5, 2026 at 3:03 PM CST
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3:00 PM
First Sunday vs Reality Buffering…
Slot 7
LIVE
3:30 PM
Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming" vs Third Floor Bathroom Mirror
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Patch Note Pete vs French Toast Fury
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Out of Network Nancy vs Dollar Menu Doom
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Moldy Shower Curtain Mike vs Deductible Dave "The Crusher"
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
TV Remote vs Toilet Bowl Stain Steve
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Square Root vs The Footnote
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Sweet Baby Ray vs The Unsubscribe Link
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator” vs Glacial Patience
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Grout Goblin Gary vs Crying in Cars Caroline
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Lawn Care Larry vs Paul McCartney
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Bot Account Barbara vs Early Bird Eddie
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Lars Ulrich vs Pork Chop Paradise
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Crystalized Entropy vs Copay Carl
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Clearance Rack Rachel vs Lady Chaos
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Anarchy Moonbeam vs Engine Eberhardt
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Nylon Dreams vs Lasagna Layer Lord
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Two Factor Authentication vs 404 Not Found
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Booger McGillicuddy vs Artisanal Windbreaker
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Howie Dorough vs Baby Triumphant
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Chorby Short vs Burrito Supreme
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence" vs Gross Gary
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
Denture Deborah vs Anxiety Duck
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
BO BAX JR FACT vs Jelly Burgertoes
Fight 6
COMPLETED