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2026 SUMMER SEASON

The Manspreading Massacre

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Week 57 August 17, 2026

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Monday, August 17, 2026 at 5:14 AM CDT
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12:00 PM
Fart Sniffer Supreme vs Stu Trololol
Slot 1
UPCOMING
12:30 PM
Basement Dweller Brad vs Moth With a Knife
Slot 2
UPCOMING
1:00 PM
Gross Gary vs Bob Ross
Slot 3
UPCOMING
1:30 PM
Fish Summer vs Frozen Screen Frank
Slot 4
UPCOMING
2:00 PM
Shrek vs First Sunday
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
Fist Sundaze vs Swisher Sweet
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Thilly Gooth vs Skunkhand Jenkins
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Vacuum Vinnie vs Ctrl+Alt+Delilah
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Patch Note Pete vs Third Floor Bathroom Mirror
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Dollar Menu Doom vs 99 Cent Store Samurai
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Toilet Bowl Stain Steve vs Deductible Dave "The Crusher"
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Home Depot Manager vs Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr.
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Yogurt the Destroyer vs Uncle Kick Salad
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Thighmaster Flex vs The Unsubscribe Link
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
French Toast Fury vs Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator”
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Unanswered Text Anxiety vs Millipede Aqualuft
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Sausage Festival vs Pork Chop Paradise
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Copay Carl vs Tahini Poinsettia
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Rinse Jackson vs Stretch Filigree
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Disorder McFrenzy vs Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero"
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Betty White vs Form 27-B Frank
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
The Carbonara Killer vs Déjà Vu Again
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
404 Not Found vs Professor Punches
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Beef Injection
Slot 24
UPCOMING