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Department of Recreational Violence presents
2026
FALL Season
The Lactose Malabsorption Mayhem
Sponsored by
Dairy Queen Ice Cream
Week 67
October 30, 2026
Today's Schedule
Friday, October 30, 2026 at 4:03 AM CDT
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12:00 PM
Stu Trololol
vs
Fart Sniffer Supreme
Slot 1
UPCOMING
12:30 PM
Chorby Short
vs
Verne Troyer
Slot 2
UPCOMING
1:00 PM
John Lennon
vs
Loading Screen Eternity
Slot 3
UPCOMING
1:30 PM
Pangolin Ruiz
vs
Warwick Davis
Slot 4
UPCOMING
2:00 PM
Scroll Forever Susan
vs
Snack Attack Stan
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
The Leaf Blower
vs
Dust Bunny Dominator
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Unattended Swing Set
vs
Pancake Stabber Stevens
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Generic Cola Gary
vs
Knockoff Kevin
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Birthday Alone Barry
vs
Prior Authorization Paul
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Toaster Bath
vs
Donut Handler
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Nancy From HR
vs
Probability Jane
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Unanswered Text Anxiety
vs
Tucan Shakur
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Moist Carl
vs
Millipede Aqualuft
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Karen of the Comments
vs
Sausage Festival
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Sixpack Santiago
vs
Grollis Zephyr
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Void Gazer Supreme
vs
Clearance Rack Rachel
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Rinse Jackson
vs
Reset Link Randy
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Kevlar Breakfast
vs
Disorder McFrenzy
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Delivery Driver Danny
vs
Form 27-B Frank
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Déjà Vu Again
vs
Betty White
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Polymer McGillicuddy
vs
The Carbonara Killer
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
404 Not Found
vs
Teflon Moonbeam
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Nurse Nightmare Nancy
vs
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Gordon Ramsay
vs
Black Friday Brenda
Slot 24
UPCOMING
