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2026 SPRING SEASON

The Lactose Intolerant Lashing

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Week 37 April 1, 2026

🥊 TODAY'S SCHEDULE

Wednesday, April 1, 2026 at 1:36 PM CDT
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Enhance Your Girth
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
1:30 PM
ChoKING on LeeSUN vs Average Joe
Slot 4
LIVE
2:00 PM
Crouton Crusher vs Thilly Gooth
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
Snack Attack Stan vs Reality Buffering…
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Sprinkler System Sam vs Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming"
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Auto-Correct Apocalypse vs Beta Tester Bob
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Knockoff Kevin vs Dollar Menu Doom
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Unanswered Text Anxiety vs The Mysterious Bathroom Smell
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Home Depot Manager vs Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr.
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Yogurt the Destroyer vs Miss Demeanor
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Probability Jane vs Mx. Noodle
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Deja Vu vs Captain Hindsight
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
The Finger Counter vs Crying in Cars Caroline
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network" vs What Even Is This
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Geologic Time vs Troll King Tommy
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Grollis Zephyr vs Void Gazer Supreme
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Deja Vu Again vs Rinse Jackson
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Stretch Filigree vs Supplement Steve "Boss Babe"
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Autoplay Assassin vs Reset Link Randy
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Librarian Linda "Shush of Death" vs Krazy K
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Steve Irwin vs Are You Afraid of the Shark
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Black Friday Brenda vs Nurse Nightmare Nancy
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Howie Dorough vs Kennedy Loser
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Chorby Short vs Fish Summer
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Comfort Septemberish vs Warwick Davis
Fight 3
COMPLETED