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Week 54 July 31, 2026

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Friday, July 31, 2026 at 2:45 PM CDT
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3:00 PM
Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” vs Leftover Larry
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
The Leaf Blower vs Nextdoor Neighbor Ned
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Generic Cola Gary vs Moldy Shower Curtain Mike
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Slobby Joe Jr. vs Live Leaked
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr. vs Toaster Bath
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Nancy From HR vs Lawnmower Jesus
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Dr. Membrane PhD vs The Misnomer
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Glacial Patience vs Static Cling
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator” vs French Toast Fury
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Mx. Noodle vs LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network"
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
The Meaning Seeker vs Quarterly Report Jones
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Lawn Care Larry vs Troll King Tommy
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Grollis Zephyr vs Tahini Poinsettia
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Supplement Steve "Boss Babe" vs Student Loan Samantha
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Delivery Driver Danny vs Nylon Dreams
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Hot Dog Roller Helena vs Librarian Linda "Shush of Death"
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
The Efficiency Expert vs Spandex Nightmare
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare"
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Fart Sniffer Supreme vs Kennedy Loser
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Wedgie Magnet vs Baby Triumphant
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Howie Dorough vs Moth With a Knife
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Mr. Rogers vs John Lennon
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
404 Error Evan vs Boiling Singularity Vapors
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
Count Dankula vs Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager
Fight 6
COMPLETED