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2026 SPRING SEASON

The Lactose Intolerant Lashing

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Week 37 March 30, 2026

🥊 TODAY'S SCHEDULE

Monday, March 30, 2026 at 1:38 PM CDT
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Lengthen Your Aura
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
2:00 PM
The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With vs Sol Slug
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
HR Hivemind Helen vs Swisher Sweet
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming" vs Third Floor Bathroom Mirror
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Dollar Menu Doom vs Beta Tester Bob
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Deductible Dave "The Crusher" vs Toilet Bowl Stain Steve
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
The Mysterious Bathroom Smell vs Slobby Joe Jr.
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Double Cup Dwayne vs Toaster Bath
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Yogurt the Destroyer vs Thighmaster Flex
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Dr. Membrane PhD vs Granite Sinclair
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Probability Jane vs The Implied
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Square Root vs Grout Goblin Gary
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor" vs Karen of the Comments
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Early Bird Eddie vs Sixpack Santiago
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Rinse Jackson vs Stretch Filigree
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Supplement Steve "Boss Babe" vs Kevlar Breakfast
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Bigfoot Believer Brenda vs Krazy Angel
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Krazy K vs Deje Vu Again
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Therapy Llama vs Form 27-B Frank
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Dr. Burnout Betty vs Lasagna Layer Lord
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Keanu Reeves vs Gordon Ramsay
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Nick Carter vs Participation Trophy Tom
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Why Am I Here Johnson vs Captain Yawnpunch
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Pangolin Ruiz vs War Machine
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Jelly Burgertoes vs Comfort Septemberish
Fight 4
COMPLETED