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2026 SPRING SEASON

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Week 38 April 9, 2026

🥊 TODAY'S SCHEDULE

Thursday, April 9, 2026 at 1:38 PM CDT
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Enhance Your Girth
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
2:00 PM
Boiling Singularity Vapors vs Punchin Bag
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY vs The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
404 Error Evan vs Vacuum Vinnie
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Knockoff Kevin vs Dollar Menu Doom
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Donut Handler vs Out of Network Nancy
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Lawnmower Jesus vs Sandy Britches
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
The Footnote vs Granite Sinclair
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
guwap vs The Implied
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
The Finger Counter vs What Even Is This
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Sausage Festival vs Pork Chop Paradise
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Student Loan Samantha vs Crystalized Entropy
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Wikipedia Rabbit Hole vs Clearance Rack Rachel
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Rinse Jackson vs Deja Vu Again
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Penne for Your Thoughts vs Autoplay Assassin
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Reset Link Randy vs Suds Sullivan
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Slurpee Samurai Steve vs Nylon Dreams
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Lasagna Layer Lord vs Swole Patroll
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Betty White vs Fresh Rodriguez
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Professor Punches vs Spandex Nightmare
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Beef Injection vs John Cena
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Artisanal Windbreaker vs Baby Triumphant
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Gilbert Gottfried vs Bob Ross
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence" vs Warwick Davis
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Sol Slug vs Comfort Septemberish
Fight 4
COMPLETED