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2026 WINTER SEASON

Karen Haircut Championship

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Week 30 February 12, 2026

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Thursday, February 12, 2026 at 2:58 PM CST
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Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
3:00 PM
Garage Sale Gloria vs Patch Note Pete
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Beta Tester Bob vs Auto-Correct Apocalypse
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
French Toast Fury vs Unanswered Text Anxiety
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Donut Handler vs Loch Ness Monster
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
TV Remote vs Banana Hammurabi
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Captain Hindsight vs Granite Sinclair
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
The Footnote vs Deja Vu
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
The Vorpal Avenger vs Square Root
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Cell Longarms vs Paul McCartney
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Low Battery Mode vs Karen of the Comments
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Tutorial Skip Tony vs Beans McBlase
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Student Loan Samantha vs Bacon Windfall
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Rinse Jackson vs Lady Chaos
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Diplomatic Immunity vs Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero"
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Nylon Dreams vs Mayhem Breakfast
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Deje Vu Again vs The Submitted for Approval
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Professor Punches vs Polymer Paradise
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Kirk Hammett vs Black Friday Brenda
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Kennedy Loser vs Chorby Short
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Pangolin Ruiz vs War Machine
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Trash Expander vs First Sunday
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Average Joe vs Fist Sundaze
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With vs Count Dankula
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
Crouton Crusher vs Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming"
Fight 6
COMPLETED