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2026 SPRING SEASON

The Passive Aggressive Pummeling

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Week 33 March 6, 2026

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Friday, March 6, 2026 at 6:57 PM CST
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Lengthen Your Aura
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
7:00 PM
Cell Longarms vs guwap
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Low Battery Mode vs Karen of the Comments
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
What Even Is This vs The Little Black Book
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
The Meaning Seeker vs Lawn Care Larry
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Bacon Windfall vs Energy Drink Eddie
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Grollis Zephyr vs Void Gazer Supreme
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Slurpee Samurai Steve vs Diplomatic Immunity
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Closing Time Tim vs Therapy Llama
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
The Carbonara Killer vs Swole Patroll
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Jean-Claude Van Damme vs 404 Not Found
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Mr. Rogers vs Last Pick Larry
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Warwick Davis vs TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence"
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
BO BAX JR FACT vs Scroll Forever Susan
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
HR Hivemind Helen vs Boiling Singularity Vapors
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
ChoKING on LeeSUN vs Count Dankula
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” vs John Jimmy
Fight 6
COMPLETED
3:00 PM
Ctrl+Alt+Delilah vs Spreadsheet Specter
Fight 7
COMPLETED
3:30 PM
Sprinkler System Sam vs Vacuum Vinnie
Fight 8
COMPLETED
4:00 PM
French Toast Fury vs Unattended Swing Set
Fight 9
COMPLETED
4:30 PM
Toilet Bowl Stain Steve vs Empty Fridge at 2AM
Fight 10
COMPLETED
5:00 PM
Toaster Bath vs Donut Handler
Fight 11
COMPLETED
5:30 PM
Babyface Guillotine vs Nancy From HR
Fight 12
COMPLETED
6:00 PM
Granite Sinclair vs Uncle Kick Salad
Fight 13
COMPLETED
6:30 PM
The Footnote vs Static Cling
Fight 14
COMPLETED