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Week 36 March 27, 2026

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Friday, March 27, 2026 at 1:36 PM CDT
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1:30 PM
Captain Yawnpunch vs Nick Carter
Slot 4
LIVE
2:00 PM
TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence" vs Line Number Linda
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
Regional Manager Dave vs Warwick Davis
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Pangolin Ruiz vs Sol Slug
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Fist Sundaze vs John Jimmy
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager vs Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Crouton Crusher vs Nextdoor Neighbor Ned
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
The Waffle Iron vs Auto-Correct Apocalypse
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
99 Cent Store Samurai vs Knockoff Kevin
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Toilet Bowl Stain Steve vs Soap Scum Supreme
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Slobby Joe Jr. vs Loch Ness Monster
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Uncle Kick Salad vs Background Radiation
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
The Vorpal Avenger vs Grout Goblin Gary
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Low Battery Mode vs Millipede Aqualuft
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Caps Lock Carl vs LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network"
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Lady Chaos vs Reset Link Randy
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero" vs Deje Vu Again
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Librarian Linda "Shush of Death" vs Mike Tyson
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
The Submitted for Approval vs Polymer McGillicuddy
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Jean-Claude Van Damme vs Insurance Denial Ian
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Nurse Nightmare Nancy vs Dr. Burnout Betty
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Wedgie Magnet vs Last Pick Larry
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Baby Triumphant vs Artisanal Windbreaker
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Verne Troyer vs Gilbert Gottfried
Fight 3
COMPLETED