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2026
SUMMER
SEASON
The Pyramid Scheme Pummeling
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Week 51
July 9, 2026
🥊 TODAY'S SCHEDULE
Thursday, July 9, 2026 at 11:41 AM CDT
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12:00 PM
Bob Ross
vs
Snotty Scotty
Slot 1
UPCOMING
12:30 PM
Warwick Davis
vs
Stinky Pete
Slot 2
UPCOMING
1:00 PM
Jelly Burgertoes
vs
Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens
Slot 3
UPCOMING
1:30 PM
Instagram Ian "Content Creator"
vs
Comfort Septemberish
Slot 4
UPCOMING
2:00 PM
Tucan Shakur
vs
The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
Skunkhand Jenkins
vs
PowerPoint Paul “The Closer”
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”
vs
Impostor Syndrome Sid
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Unattended Swing Set
vs
Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming"
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Beta Tester Bob
vs
The Waffle Iron
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Generic Cola Gary
vs
Dollar Menu Doom
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Out of Network Nancy
vs
Prior Authorization Paul
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Toilet Bowl Stain Steve
vs
Soap Scum Supreme
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
TV Remote
vs
Derek Moneyberg
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Dr. Membrane PhD
vs
Lawnmower Jesus
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Spreadsheet Specter
vs
Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator”
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Cell Longarms
vs
Paul McCartney
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
What Even Is This
vs
Shuffleboard Shirley
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Tutorial Skip Tony
vs
PTA Meeting Patricia
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Lawn Care Larry
vs
Early Bird Eddie
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Bot Account Barbara
vs
Lars Ulrich
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Grollis Zephyr
vs
Pork Chop Paradise
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Closing Time Tim
vs
Void Gazer Supreme
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Betty White
vs
Krazy Angel
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Are You Afraid of the Shark
vs
The Efficiency Expert
Slot 24
UPCOMING
