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Department of Recreational Violence presents
2026
FALL Season
The 69 Special: Double Penetration Derby
Sponsored by
Adam & Eve Adult Toys
Week 69
November 9, 2026
Today's Schedule
Monday, November 9, 2026 at 10:17 AM CST
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Lengthen Your Aura
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
12:00 PM
Verne Troyer
vs
Mommy Issues Mike
Slot 1
UPCOMING
12:30 PM
TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence"
vs
Snotty Scotty
Slot 2
UPCOMING
1:00 PM
Pangolin Ruiz
vs
War Machine
Slot 3
UPCOMING
1:30 PM
Comfort Septemberish
vs
Shrek
Slot 4
UPCOMING
2:00 PM
404 Error Evan
vs
Fist Sundaze
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager
vs
Ctrl+Alt+Delilah
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
The Leaf Blower
vs
Vacuum Vinnie
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Ingrown Toenail Igor
vs
Out of Network Nancy
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Home Depot Manager
vs
Soap Scum Supreme
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Miss Demeanor
vs
Granite Sinclair
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
The Ellipsis
vs
Passive Voice
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Square Root
vs
The Vorpal Avenger
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Crying in Cars Caroline
vs
Baiten Switch
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Paul McCartney
vs
Maybe Tomorrow
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor"
vs
Millipede Aqualuft
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
What Even Is This
vs
Low Battery Mode
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Early Bird Eddie
vs
Sausage Festival
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Wikipedia Rabbit Hole
vs
Lady Chaos
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Nylon Dreams
vs
Delivery Driver Danny
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Deje Vu Again
vs
Closing Time Tim
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Krazy K
vs
Librarian Linda "Shush of Death"
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Polymer McGillicuddy
vs
Kirk Hammett
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Stone Cold Steve Austin
vs
The Efficiency Expert
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Beef Injection
vs
Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare"
Slot 24
UPCOMING
