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2026 SUMMER SEASON

The Manspreading Massacre

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Week 57 August 21, 2026

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Friday, August 21, 2026 at 4:25 PM CDT
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Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
4:30 PM
Derek Moneyberg vs Out of Network Nancy
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Donut Handler vs Babyface Guillotine
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Serif vs Knuckle up Nick
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator” vs guwap
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Shuffleboard Shirley vs Moist Carl
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Caps Lock Carl vs Low Battery Mode
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network" vs PTA Meeting Patricia
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Sixpack Santiago vs Sausage Festival
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Lady Chaos vs Crystalized Entropy
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Engine Eberhardt vs Rinse Jackson
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Disorder McFrenzy vs Reset Link Randy
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Mayhem Breakfast vs Closing Time Tim
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Bigfoot Believer Brenda vs Deje Vu Again
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Therapy Llama vs Déjà Vu Again
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Teflon Moonbeam vs John Cena
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Mommy Issues Mike vs Basement Dweller Brad
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Fish Summer vs Snotty Scotty
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Anxiety Duck vs Why Am I Here Johnson
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Frozen Screen Frank vs War Machine
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
Boiling Singularity Vapors vs Scroll Forever Susan
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” vs ChoKING on LeeSUN
Fight 6
COMPLETED
3:00 PM
Ctrl+Alt+Delilah vs Impostor Syndrome Sid
Fight 7
COMPLETED
3:30 PM
Sprinkler System Sam vs Nextdoor Neighbor Ned
Fight 8
COMPLETED
4:00 PM
Dust Bunny Dominator vs Sunday Night Dread
Fight 9
COMPLETED