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2026 SPRING SEASON

The Mansplaining Massacre

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Week 35 March 20, 2026

🥊 TODAY'S SCHEDULE

Friday, March 20, 2026 at 1:41 PM CDT
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Enhance Your Girth
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
2:00 PM
Empyrean Angel vs Swisher Sweet
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager vs Ctrl+Alt+Delilah
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Nextdoor Neighbor Ned vs Impostor Syndrome Sid
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Vacuum Vinnie vs Third Floor Bathroom Mirror
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
French Toast Fury vs Patch Note Pete
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
The Waffle Iron vs 99 Cent Store Samurai
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Dollar Menu Doom vs Generic Cola Gary
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Moldy Shower Curtain Mike vs Unanswered Text Anxiety
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Donut Handler vs Home Depot Manager
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Cabbage Jenkins vs Miss Demeanor
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Mx. Noodle vs Banana Hammurabi
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Knuckle up Nick vs Square Root
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
PTA Meeting Patricia vs What Even Is This
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Early Bird Eddie vs Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time"
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Void Gazer Supreme vs Anarchy Moonbeam
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Nylon Dreams vs Engine Eberhardt
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Therapy Llama vs Swole Patroll
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Fresh Rodriguez vs The Carbonara Killer
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Spandex Nightmare vs Mike Tyson
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Gordon Ramsay
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Howie Dorough vs Verne Troyer
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Chorby Short vs Gilbert Gottfried
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Fish Summer vs TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence"
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Comfort Septemberish vs Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens
Fight 4
COMPLETED