🥊 SPOODBLORT

🥊 TODAY'S SCHEDULE

Thursday, May 14, 2026 at 5:11 AM CDT

12:00 PM

Participation Trophy Tom vs Howie Dorough

Slot 1

UPCOMING

12:30 PM

Mr. Rogers vs Line Number Linda

Slot 2

UPCOMING

1:00 PM

Kevin Richardson vs Nasty Nick

Slot 3

UPCOMING

1:30 PM

Waiting Room William vs Comfort Septemberish

Slot 4

UPCOMING

2:00 PM

Boiling Singularity Vapors vs Low Battery Mode

Slot 5

UPCOMING

2:30 PM

John Jimmy vs Count Dankula

Slot 6

UPCOMING

3:00 PM

Coffee Break Carl vs Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager

Slot 7

UPCOMING

3:30 PM

Crouton Crusher vs Micromanage Mike

Slot 8

UPCOMING

4:00 PM

Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator” vs Bolognese Blitz

Slot 9

UPCOMING

4:30 PM

Garage Sale Gloria vs Sprinkler System Sam

Slot 10

UPCOMING

5:00 PM

The Leaf Blower vs Nextdoor Neighbor Ned

Slot 11

UPCOMING

5:30 PM

Page 666 vs Dust Bunny Dominator

Slot 12

UPCOMING

6:00 PM

Crying in Cars Caroline vs The Algorithm

Slot 13

UPCOMING

6:30 PM

Birthday Alone Barry vs Sunday Night Dread

Slot 14

UPCOMING

7:00 PM

Hair in the Drain Helena vs Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor"

Slot 15

UPCOMING

7:30 PM

Caps Lock Carl vs Karen "Compliance" Thompson

Slot 16

UPCOMING

8:00 PM

Early Bird Eddie vs Quarterly Report Jones

Slot 17

UPCOMING

8:30 PM

Pork Chop Paradise vs Sixpack Santiago

Slot 18

UPCOMING

9:00 PM

Grollis Zephyr vs X-Ray Xavier

Slot 19

UPCOMING

9:30 PM

Tahini Poinsettia vs Linguine Lightning

Slot 20

UPCOMING

10:00 PM

Engine Eberhardt vs Stretch Filigree

Slot 21

UPCOMING

10:30 PM

Moon Landing Mike vs Closing Time Tim

Slot 22

UPCOMING

11:00 PM

Betty White vs Fresh Rodriguez

Slot 23

UPCOMING

11:30 PM

The Efficiency Expert vs Jean-Claude Van Damme

Slot 24

UPCOMING