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Department of Recreational Violence presents

2026FALL Season

The Erectile Tissue Tussle

Week 65 October 14, 2026

Today's Schedule

Wednesday, October 14, 2026 at 4:28 PM CDT
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Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
4:30 PM
Surprise Bill Betty vs The Waffle Iron
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Toilet Bowl Stain Steve vs The Mysterious Bathroom Smell
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Toaster Bath vs Double Cup Dwayne
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Serif vs Babyface Guillotine
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator” vs Paul McCartney
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
The Little Black Book vs Geologic Time
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time" vs Lawn Care Larry
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Crystalized Entropy vs Grollis Zephyr
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Reset Link Randy vs Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious"
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Kevlar Breakfast vs Delivery Driver Danny
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Hot Dog Roller Helena vs Therapy Llama
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Polymer McGillicuddy vs Betty White
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
The Submitted for Approval vs 404 Not Found
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Professor Punches vs Insurance Denial Ian
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Beef Injection
Slot 24
UPCOMING
12:00 PM
Basement Dweller Brad vs Booger McGillicuddy
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Moth With a Knife vs Chorby Short
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Line Number Linda vs Ringo Starr
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Stinky Pete vs TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence"
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
Shrek vs Comfort Septemberish
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
Boiling Singularity Vapors vs Gas Berger
Fight 6
COMPLETED
3:00 PM
John Jimmy vs PowerPoint Paul “The Closer”
Fight 7
COMPLETED
3:30 PM
Nextdoor Neighbor Ned vs Ctrl+Alt+Delilah
Fight 8
COMPLETED
4:00 PM
Pancake Stabber Stevens vs Unattended Swing Set
Fight 9
COMPLETED