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2026 SUMMER SEASON

Chronic Masturbation Championship

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Week 52 July 14, 2026

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Tuesday, July 14, 2026 at 2:24 PM CDT
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Enhance Your Girth
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
2:30 PM
Punchin Bag vs Comfort Septemberish
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Thilly Gooth vs PowerPoint Paul “The Closer”
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Auto-Correct Apocalypse vs Reality Buffering…
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Pancake Stabber Stevens vs Generic Cola Gary
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Dollar Menu Doom vs Out of Network Nancy
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Moldy Shower Curtain Mike vs Surprise Bill Betty
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Soap Scum Supreme vs Toilet Bowl Stain Steve
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Donut Handler vs The Mysterious Bathroom Smell
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Toaster Bath vs TV Remote
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Granite Sinclair vs Nancy From HR
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Knuckle up Nick vs wilson
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Karen of the Comments vs Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor"
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Bot Account Barbara vs PTA Meeting Patricia
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Student Loan Samantha vs Wikipedia Rabbit Hole
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Autoplay Assassin vs Supplement Steve "Boss Babe"
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Slurpee Samurai Steve vs Reset Link Randy
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Lasagna Layer Lord vs Hot Dog Roller Helena
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Polymer McGillicuddy vs Are You Afraid of the Shark
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Kirk Hammett vs Nurse Nightmare Nancy
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Low Gas Mode vs Participation Trophy Tom
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Chorby Short vs Bob Ross
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Snotty Scotty vs Loading Screen Eternity
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence" vs John Lennon
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
Regional Manager Dave vs Instagram Ian "Content Creator"
Fight 5
COMPLETED