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Week 39 April 13, 2026

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Monday, April 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM CDT
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4:00 PM
Banana Hammurabi vs Dr. Membrane PhD
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Mx. Noodle vs Granite Sinclair
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Captain Hindsight vs The Unsubscribe Link
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Moist Carl vs Glacial Patience
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Karen of the Comments vs Brisket Friendo
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Pork Chop Paradise vs Tutorial Skip Tony
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Tahini Poinsettia vs Void Gazer Supreme
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Anarchy Moonbeam vs Rinse Jackson
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious" vs Stretch Filigree
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Disorder McFrenzy vs Penne for Your Thoughts
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero" vs Delivery Driver Danny
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Form 27-B Frank vs Closing Time Tim
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Therapy Llama vs Spandex Nightmare
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Rubber Glizzy vs Kirk Hammett
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Dr. Burnout Betty vs Insurance Denial Ian
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Gordon Ramsay vs Black Friday Brenda
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Baby Triumphant vs Moth With a Knife
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Ringo Starr vs Verne Troyer
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens vs John Lennon
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
John Jimmy vs Sprinkler System Sam
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
Crayon Scribble in Blood Red vs Patch Note Pete
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
Beta Tester Bob vs French Toast Fury
Fight 6
COMPLETED
3:00 PM
Prior Authorization Paul vs Deductible Dave "The Crusher"
Fight 7
COMPLETED
3:30 PM
The Mysterious Bathroom Smell vs Toaster Bath
Fight 8
COMPLETED