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Week 39 April 16, 2026

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Thursday, April 16, 2026 at 1:50 PM CDT
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2:00 PM
Crouton Crusher vs PowerPoint Paul “The Closer”
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
Leftover Larry vs Impostor Syndrome Sid
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Patch Note Pete vs Dust Bunny Dominator
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Knockoff Kevin vs Empty Fridge at 2AM
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Prior Authorization Paul vs Surprise Bill Betty
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr. vs The Mysterious Bathroom Smell
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Granite Sinclair vs Nancy From HR
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Probability Jane vs The Footnote
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
The Implied vs Static Cling
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
The Ellipsis vs Sweet Baby Ray
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
What Even Is This vs Grout Goblin Gary
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
The Meaning Seeker vs Tutorial Skip Tony
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Bot Account Barbara vs Marilyn Manson
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Beans McBlase vs Student Loan Samantha
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Anarchy Moonbeam vs Deja Vu Again
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Reset Link Randy vs Disorder McFrenzy
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Kevlar Breakfast vs Hot Dog Roller Helena
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Librarian Linda "Shush of Death" vs Krazy K
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Two Factor Authentication vs Are You Afraid of the Shark
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Beef Injection vs The Efficiency Expert
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Burrito Supreme vs Mr. Rogers
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
War Machine vs Shrek
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Baiten Switch vs First Sunday
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
ChoKING on LeeSUN vs The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With
Fight 4
COMPLETED