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2026 WINTER SEASON

The Micropenis Meltdown

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Week 29 February 4, 2026

🥊 TODAY'S SCHEDULE

Wednesday, February 4, 2026 at 3:11 PM CST
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3:30 PM
99 Cent Store Samurai vs Dust Bunny Dominator
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Unanswered Text Anxiety vs Prior Authorization Paul
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Loch Ness Monster vs Home Depot Manager
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Toaster Bath vs Uncle Kick Salad
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
The Unsubscribe Link vs Deja Vu
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Crying in Cars Caroline vs Knuckle up Nick
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Millipede Aqualuft vs Paul McCartney
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Tutorial Skip Tony vs Coaching Course Carol
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
The Little Black Book vs Sausage Festival
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Pork Chop Paradise vs Crystalized Entropy
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Bacon Windfall vs Student Loan Samantha
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Leggings Legend Lisa vs Void Gazer Supreme
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Supplement Steve "Boss Babe" vs Diplomatic Immunity
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Kevlar Breakfast vs Krazy K
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Mike Tyson vs Betty White
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare" vs Insurance Denial Ian
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
The Last Two Percent vs Gordon Ramsay
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Participation Trophy Tom vs Booger McGillicuddy
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Baby Triumphant vs Moth With a Knife
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Loading Screen Eternity vs Captain Yawnpunch
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
War Machine vs Fish Summer
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
Comfort Septemberish vs Shrek
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
Punchin Bag vs John Jimmy
Fight 6
COMPLETED
3:00 PM
Reality Buffering… vs Crouton Crusher
Fight 7
COMPLETED