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2026 SPRING SEASON

Drug-Resistant Gonorrhea Games

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Week 44 May 18, 2026

🥊 TODAY'S SCHEDULE

Monday, May 18, 2026 at 9:45 PM CDT
10:00 PM
Linguine Lightning vs Lady Chaos
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Donny "Dirty Mouth" McBubble vs Stretch Filigree
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Robert Trujillo vs Moon Landing Mike
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Two Factor Authentication vs Are You Afraid of the Shark
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Gilbert Gottfried vs Stu Trololol
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Chorby Short vs Chris Kirkpatrick
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Denture Deborah vs Gross Gary
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Hornswoggle vs AJ McLean
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
Low Battery Mode vs BO BAX JR FACT
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
Darryl Blueberry vs The Rubber Stamp
Fight 6
COMPLETED
3:00 PM
Coffee Break Carl vs Mookie Sanders
Fight 7
COMPLETED
3:30 PM
Sleep Paralysis Pam vs Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator”
Fight 8
COMPLETED
4:00 PM
Reality Buffering… vs Too Many Tabs Open
Fight 9
COMPLETED
4:30 PM
Impostor Syndrome Sid vs Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming"
Fight 10
COMPLETED
5:00 PM
Mop Chop Molly vs HOA Sniper Sally
Fight 11
COMPLETED
5:30 PM
Dust Bunny Dominator vs Windex Warrior
Fight 12
COMPLETED
6:00 PM
Unattended Swing Set vs Auto-Correct Apocalypse
Fight 13
COMPLETED
6:30 PM
Ingrown Toenail Igor vs Deductible Dave "The Crusher"
Fight 14
COMPLETED
7:00 PM
Grout Goblin Gary vs Surprise Bill Betty
Fight 15
COMPLETED
7:30 PM
Comfort Gecko vs Beef Supreme
Fight 16
COMPLETED
8:00 PM
Essential Oil Olivia vs Coaching Course Carol
Fight 17
COMPLETED
8:30 PM
What Even Is This vs Caps Lock Carl
Fight 18
COMPLETED
9:00 PM
Quarterly Report Jones vs Lawn Care Larry
Fight 19
COMPLETED
9:30 PM
Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time" vs Returns Policy Rita
Fight 20
COMPLETED