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2026 SUMMER SEASON

The Manspreading Massacre

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Week 57 August 18, 2026

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Tuesday, August 18, 2026 at 5:15 AM CDT
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Aura Boost XL
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
12:00 PM
Howie Dorough vs Participation Trophy Tom
Slot 1
UPCOMING
12:30 PM
Loading Screen Eternity vs Bob Ross
Slot 2
UPCOMING
1:00 PM
John Lennon vs Fish Summer
Slot 3
UPCOMING
1:30 PM
Shrek vs Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens
Slot 4
UPCOMING
2:00 PM
Punchin Bag vs Instagram Ian "Content Creator"
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
HR Hivemind Helen vs YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
ChoKING on LeeSUN vs Swisher Sweet
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Crouton Crusher vs PowerPoint Paul “The Closer”
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Reality Buffering… vs Crayon Scribble in Blood Red
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Cabbage Jenkins vs Sandy Britches
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Babyface Guillotine vs Captain Hindsight
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Square Root vs Background Radiation
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator” vs Unanswered Text Anxiety
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Grout Goblin Gary vs Moist Carl
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Shuffleboard Shirley vs Karen of the Comments
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Tutorial Skip Tony vs Geologic Time
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Early Bird Eddie vs Marilyn Manson
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Troll King Tommy vs Energy Drink Eddie
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Stretch Filigree vs Tahini Poinsettia
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Reset Link Randy vs Closing Time Tim
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Bigfoot Believer Brenda vs Form 27-B Frank
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
The Carbonara Killer vs Therapy Llama
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
The Submitted for Approval vs Two Factor Authentication
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Spandex Nightmare vs Jean-Claude Van Damme
Slot 24
UPCOMING