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Week 38 April 8, 2026

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Wednesday, April 8, 2026 at 1:44 PM CDT
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Aura Boost XL
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
2:00 PM
404 Error Evan vs The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
Swisher Sweet vs Thilly Gooth
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Crouton Crusher vs Leftover Larry
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Beta Tester Bob vs Snack Attack Stan
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Pancake Stabber Stevens vs The Waffle Iron
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Generic Cola Gary vs Ingrown Toenail Igor
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
The Mysterious Bathroom Smell vs Derek Moneyberg
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Sandy Britches vs Yogurt the Destroyer
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Thighmaster Flex vs Probability Jane
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
The Misnomer vs guwap
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Maybe Tomorrow vs Glacial Patience
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Caps Lock Carl vs Low Battery Mode
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Tutorial Skip Tony vs What Even Is This
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
The Meaning Seeker vs PTA Meeting Patricia
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Sixpack Santiago vs George Harrison
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Grollis Zephyr vs Tahini Poinsettia
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Stretch Filigree vs Copay Carl
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero" vs Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious"
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Two Factor Authentication vs Kevlar Breakfast
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare" vs Stone Cold Steve Austin
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Burrito Supreme vs Baby Triumphant
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Regional Manager Dave vs Denture Deborah
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens vs Why Am I Here Johnson
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Empyrean Angel vs BO BAX JR FACT
Fight 4
COMPLETED