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Department of Recreational Violence presents
2026
FALL Season
The Lactose Malabsorption Mayhem
Sponsored by
Dairy Queen Ice Cream
Week 67
October 27, 2026
Today's Schedule
Tuesday, October 27, 2026 at 2:28 AM CDT
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12:00 PM
Participation Trophy Tom
vs
Low Gas Mode
Slot 1
UPCOMING
12:30 PM
Chorby Short
vs
Stinky Pete
Slot 2
UPCOMING
1:00 PM
John Lennon
vs
Comfort Septemberish
Slot 3
UPCOMING
1:30 PM
Punchin Bag
vs
Sol Slug
Slot 4
UPCOMING
2:00 PM
HR Hivemind Helen
vs
YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
ChoKING on LeeSUN
vs
Skunkhand Jenkins
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager
vs
Third Floor Bathroom Mirror
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Auto-Correct Apocalypse
vs
Generic Cola Gary
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Miss Demeanor
vs
Soap Scum Supreme
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Banana Hammurabi
vs
The Implied
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Deja Vu
vs
Passive Voice
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Tucan Shakur
vs
guwap
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Baiten Switch
vs
Moist Carl
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Cell Longarms
vs
Millipede Aqualuft
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor"
vs
Karen of the Comments
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network"
vs
Karen "Compliance" Thompson
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Bot Account Barbara
vs
Lady Chaos
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious"
vs
Deje Vu Again
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Swole Patroll
vs
Therapy Llama
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Teflon Moonbeam
vs
Betty White
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Spandex Nightmare
vs
Two Factor Authentication
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
404 Not Found
vs
Kirk Hammett
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Dr. Burnout Betty
vs
Black Friday Brenda
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
The Last Two Percent
vs
John Cena
Slot 24
UPCOMING
