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Week 34 March 12, 2026

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Thursday, March 12, 2026 at 1:30 PM CDT
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Enhance Your Girth
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
1:30 PM
Comfort Septemberish vs Scroll Forever Susan
Slot 4
UPCOMING
2:00 PM
Tucan Shakur vs Punchin Bag
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
Boiling Singularity Vapors vs Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” vs Crouton Crusher
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
99 Cent Store Samurai vs Ingrown Toenail Igor
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Live Leaked vs Prior Authorization Paul
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Home Depot Manager vs Double Cup Dwayne
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Thighmaster Flex vs Lawnmower Jesus
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
The Misnomer vs The Implied
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Passive Voice vs Square Root
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Karen "Compliance" Thompson vs Maybe Tomorrow
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
What Even Is This vs George Harrison
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Quarterly Report Jones vs Deja Vu Again
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Rinse Jackson vs Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious"
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Nylon Dreams vs Closing Time Tim
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Swole Patroll vs Therapy Llama
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Betty White vs Fresh Rodriguez
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
The Carbonara Killer vs 404 Not Found
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Kirk Hammett vs Professor Punches
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Rubber Glizzy vs The Efficiency Expert
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Chuck Norris vs The Last Two Percent
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Wedgie Magnet vs Baby Triumphant
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Nick Carter vs Verne Troyer
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Gross Gary vs Warwick Davis
Fight 3
COMPLETED