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2026 FALL SEASON

Attention Deficit Destruction

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Week 62 September 22, 2026

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Tuesday, September 22, 2026 at 4:21 PM CDT
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Lengthen Your Aura
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
4:30 PM
Dollar Menu Doom vs Empty Fridge at 2AM
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Out of Network Nancy vs Deductible Dave "The Crusher"
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Derek Moneyberg vs Cabbage Jenkins
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Uncle Kick Salad vs Captain Hindsight
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Static Cling vs The Footnote
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
The Ellipsis vs Tucan Shakur
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Moist Carl vs The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Cell Longarms vs Mx. Noodle
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor" vs Energy Drink Eddie
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Bot Account Barbara vs Sausage Festival
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time" vs Grollis Zephyr
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Copay Carl vs Clearance Rack Rachel
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Stretch Filigree vs Void Gazer Supreme
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Hot Dog Roller Helena vs Autoplay Assassin
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
The Last Two Percent vs Jean-Claude Van Damme
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Pocket Protector Pete vs Wedgie Magnet
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Gilbert Gottfried vs Verne Troyer
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Burrito Supreme vs Warwick Davis
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Shrek vs First Sunday
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
Boiling Singularity Vapors vs Baiten Switch
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
Count Dankula vs Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”
Fight 6
COMPLETED
3:00 PM
Crouton Crusher vs Third Floor Bathroom Mirror
Fight 7
COMPLETED
3:30 PM
Patch Note Pete vs Crayon Scribble in Blood Red
Fight 8
COMPLETED
4:00 PM
Knockoff Kevin vs Generic Cola Gary
Fight 9
COMPLETED