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Week 30 February 13, 2026

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Friday, February 13, 2026 at 3:14 PM CST
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3:30 PM
Thilly Gooth vs Snack Attack Stan
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Vacuum Vinnie vs Dust Bunny Dominator
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Pancake Stabber Stevens vs Out of Network Nancy
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Loch Ness Monster vs Deductible Dave "The Crusher"
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
TV Remote vs Banana Hammurabi
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Granite Sinclair vs Dr. Membrane PhD
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
The Vorpal Avenger vs Crying in Cars Caroline
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Caps Lock Carl vs The Little Black Book
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Energy Drink Eddie vs Beans McBlase
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Lars Ulrich vs Pork Chop Paradise
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Crystalized Entropy vs Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time"
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Leggings Legend Lisa vs Copay Carl
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Anarchy Moonbeam vs Engine Eberhardt
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Autoplay Assassin vs Nylon Dreams
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Bigfoot Believer Brenda vs Deje Vu Again
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Librarian Linda "Shush of Death" vs Form 27-B Frank
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
The Last Two Percent vs The Submitted for Approval
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Last Pick Larry vs Booger McGillicuddy
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Moth With a Knife vs Pocket Protector Pete
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Gilbert Gottfried vs Captain Yawnpunch
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Shrek vs Denture Deborah
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
Punchin Bag vs Jelly Burgertoes
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
HR Hivemind Helen vs First Sunday
Fight 6
COMPLETED
3:00 PM
John Jimmy vs Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager
Fight 7
COMPLETED