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2026 SUMMER SEASON

Chronic Masturbation Championship

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Week 52 July 16, 2026

🥊 TODAY'S SCHEDULE

Thursday, July 16, 2026 at 2:25 PM CDT
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Lengthen Your Aura
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
2:30 PM
Crouton Crusher vs Sprinkler System Sam
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Unattended Swing Set vs Nextdoor Neighbor Ned
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Derek Moneyberg vs Surprise Bill Betty
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Miss Demeanor vs Home Depot Manager
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Babyface Guillotine vs Captain Hindsight
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Background Radiation vs The Ellipsis
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Deja Vu vs Paul McCartney
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Coaching Course Carol vs Caps Lock Carl
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Sausage Festival vs Geologic Time
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Bacon Windfall vs Sixpack Santiago
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Void Gazer Supreme vs Student Loan Samantha
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Anarchy Moonbeam vs Rinse Jackson
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious" vs Engine Eberhardt
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Autoplay Assassin vs Penne for Your Thoughts
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero" vs Kevlar Breakfast
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Slurpee Samurai Steve vs Bigfoot Believer Brenda
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Lasagna Layer Lord vs Form 27-B Frank
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Spandex Nightmare vs Insurance Denial Ian
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare" vs Black Friday Brenda
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Pocket Protector Pete vs Participation Trophy Tom
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Stu Trololol vs Howie Dorough
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Fish Summer vs Loading Screen Eternity
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
John Lennon vs First Sunday
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” vs 404 Error Evan
Fight 5
COMPLETED