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2026 SPRING SEASON

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Week 42 May 5, 2026

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Tuesday, May 5, 2026 at 5:53 AM CDT
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Lengthen Your Aura
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
12:00 PM
Wedgie Magnet vs Last Pick Larry
Slot 1
UPCOMING
12:30 PM
Participation Trophy Tom vs Booger McGillicuddy
Slot 2
UPCOMING
1:00 PM
Stu Trololol vs Mommy Issues Mike
Slot 3
UPCOMING
1:30 PM
Chorby Short vs Verne Troyer
Slot 4
UPCOMING
2:00 PM
Gross Gary vs Bob Ross
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
Warwick Davis vs Dank Dill
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
BO BAX JR FACT vs Punchin Bag
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Skunkhand Jenkins vs Fist Sundaze
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Gas Berger vs Thilly Gooth
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Impostor Syndrome Sid vs Leftover Larry
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Unattended Swing Set vs Empty Fridge at 2AM
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Surprise Bill Betty vs Birthday Alone Barry
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Live Leaked vs Home Depot Manager
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Banana Hammurabi vs Lawnmower Jesus
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Passive Voice vs Serif
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
The Vorpal Avenger vs Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator”
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Karen of the Comments vs Shuffleboard Shirley
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
The Meaning Seeker vs Early Bird Eddie
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Rinse Jackson vs Lars Ulrich
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Delivery Driver Danny vs Slurpee Samurai Steve
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Betty White vs Hot Dog Roller Helena
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Déjà Vu Again vs Teflon Moonbeam
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
The Submitted for Approval vs Insurance Denial Ian
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
John Cena vs Gordon Ramsay
Slot 24
UPCOMING