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2026 SPRING SEASON

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Week 35 March 17, 2026

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Tuesday, March 17, 2026 at 1:40 PM CDT
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2:00 PM
Warwick Davis vs Shrek
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens vs Jelly Burgertoes
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Trash Expander vs Punchin Bag
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Skunkhand Jenkins vs Average Joe
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Spreadsheet Specter vs Crouton Crusher
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Snack Attack Stan vs Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming"
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Nextdoor Neighbor Ned vs Garage Sale Gloria
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Crayon Scribble in Blood Red vs Unattended Swing Set
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Sunday Night Dread vs Unanswered Text Anxiety
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Deductible Dave "The Crusher" vs Slobby Joe Jr.
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Probability Jane vs Thighmaster Flex
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Captain Hindsight vs The Vorpal Avenger
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor" vs Coaching Course Carol
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
What Even Is This vs Lars Ulrich
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Crystalized Entropy vs Tahini Poinsettia
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Wikipedia Rabbit Hole vs Disorder McFrenzy
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Diplomatic Immunity vs Kevlar Breakfast
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Mayhem Breakfast vs Mike Tyson
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Polymer McGillicuddy vs Spandex Nightmare
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
The Last Two Percent vs Kirk Hammett
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Fart Sniffer Supreme vs Mommy Issues Mike
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Howie Dorough vs Nick Carter
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Burrito Supreme vs Bob Ross
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
John Lennon vs Ringo Starr
Fight 4
COMPLETED