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Week 39 April 17, 2026

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Friday, April 17, 2026 at 5:56 PM CDT
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6:00 PM
Babyface Guillotine vs Probability Jane
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Background Radiation vs Captain Hindsight
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
The Implied vs The Footnote
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network" vs Geologic Time
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Void Gazer Supreme vs Wikipedia Rabbit Hole
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Anarchy Moonbeam vs Lady Chaos
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Nylon Dreams vs Penne for Your Thoughts
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Kevlar Breakfast vs Delivery Driver Danny
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Mayhem Breakfast vs Hot Dog Roller Helena
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Deje Vu Again vs Therapy Llama
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Mike Tyson vs 404 Not Found
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Black Friday Brenda vs Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare"
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Kennedy Loser vs Participation Trophy Tom
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Basement Dweller Brad vs Stu Trololol
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Mommy Issues Mike vs Gilbert Gottfried
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Fish Summer vs Denture Deborah
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
Why Am I Here Johnson vs Jelly Burgertoes
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
Tucan Shakur vs HR Hivemind Helen
Fight 6
COMPLETED
3:00 PM
Skunkhand Jenkins vs 404 Error Evan
Fight 7
COMPLETED
3:30 PM
Ctrl+Alt+Delilah vs Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming"
Fight 8
COMPLETED
4:00 PM
Knockoff Kevin vs Pancake Stabber Stevens
Fight 9
COMPLETED
4:30 PM
Empty Fridge at 2AM vs Surprise Bill Betty
Fight 10
COMPLETED
5:00 PM
Toilet Bowl Stain Steve vs Moldy Shower Curtain Mike
Fight 11
COMPLETED
5:30 PM
Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr. vs Double Cup Dwayne
Fight 12
COMPLETED