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2026 SUMMER SEASON

Crypto Bro Beatdown

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Week 54 July 28, 2026

🥊 TODAY'S SCHEDULE

Tuesday, July 28, 2026 at 2:50 PM CDT
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Lengthen Your Aura
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
3:00 PM
Patch Note Pete vs Beta Tester Bob
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Sunday Night Dread vs Dollar Menu Doom
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
The Mysterious Bathroom Smell vs Ingrown Toenail Igor
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
TV Remote vs Derek Moneyberg
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Miss Demeanor vs Nancy From HR
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Babyface Guillotine vs Yogurt the Destroyer
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
The Misnomer vs The Footnote
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Passive Voice vs Static Cling
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Sweet Baby Ray vs The Unsubscribe Link
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator” vs French Toast Fury
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Grout Goblin Gary vs Brisket Friendo
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor" vs Karen of the Comments
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Beans McBlase vs What Even Is This
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Lady Chaos vs Tahini Poinsettia
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Autoplay Assassin vs Penne for Your Thoughts
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Therapy Llama vs Deje Vu Again
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Spandex Nightmare vs Teflon Moonbeam
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Nurse Nightmare Nancy vs The Rock Johnson
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Participation Trophy Tom vs Basement Dweller Brad
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Gilbert Gottfried vs Captain Yawnpunch
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Gross Gary vs Line Number Linda
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Jelly Burgertoes vs Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
Crouton Crusher vs Reality Buffering…
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming" vs Dust Bunny Dominator
Fight 6
COMPLETED