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2026 SPRING SEASON

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Week 33 March 3, 2026

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Tuesday, March 3, 2026 at 2:58 PM CST
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Aura Boost XL
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
3:00 PM
Snack Attack Stan vs Count Dankula
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Impostor Syndrome Sid vs Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming"
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Vacuum Vinnie vs Sprinkler System Sam
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Soap Scum Supreme vs Empty Fridge at 2AM
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Live Leaked vs Toilet Bowl Stain Steve
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
TV Remote vs Derek Moneyberg
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Dr. Membrane PhD vs Nancy From HR
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
The Footnote vs The Implied
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Grout Goblin Gary vs guwap
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Shuffleboard Shirley vs Cell Longarms
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
What Even Is This vs The Meaning Seeker
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Beans McBlase vs Marilyn Manson
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Tahini Poinsettia vs Lars Ulrich
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Suds Sullivan vs Wikipedia Rabbit Hole
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Bigfoot Believer Brenda vs Diplomatic Immunity
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Krazy Angel vs Swole Patroll
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Fresh Rodriguez vs The Submitted for Approval
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
The Last Two Percent vs Teflon Moonbeam
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Last Pick Larry vs Kennedy Loser
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Mommy Issues Mike vs Booger McGillicuddy
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Snotty Scotty vs Warwick Davis
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Regional Manager Dave vs Pangolin Ruiz
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
Empyrean Angel vs Tucan Shakur
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
Skunkhand Jenkins vs Fist Sundaze
Fight 6
COMPLETED