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Week 39 April 17, 2026

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Friday, April 17, 2026 at 3:05 AM CDT
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12:00 PM
Kennedy Loser vs Participation Trophy Tom
Slot 1
UPCOMING
12:30 PM
Basement Dweller Brad vs Stu Trololol
Slot 2
UPCOMING
1:00 PM
Mommy Issues Mike vs Gilbert Gottfried
Slot 3
UPCOMING
1:30 PM
Fish Summer vs Denture Deborah
Slot 4
UPCOMING
2:00 PM
Why Am I Here Johnson vs Jelly Burgertoes
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
Tucan Shakur vs HR Hivemind Helen
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Skunkhand Jenkins vs 404 Error Evan
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Ctrl+Alt+Delilah vs Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming"
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Knockoff Kevin vs Pancake Stabber Stevens
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Empty Fridge at 2AM vs Surprise Bill Betty
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Toilet Bowl Stain Steve vs Moldy Shower Curtain Mike
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr. vs Double Cup Dwayne
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Babyface Guillotine vs Probability Jane
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Background Radiation vs Captain Hindsight
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
The Implied vs The Footnote
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network" vs Geologic Time
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Void Gazer Supreme vs Wikipedia Rabbit Hole
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Anarchy Moonbeam vs Lady Chaos
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Nylon Dreams vs Penne for Your Thoughts
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Kevlar Breakfast vs Delivery Driver Danny
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Mayhem Breakfast vs Hot Dog Roller Helena
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Deje Vu Again vs Therapy Llama
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Mike Tyson vs 404 Not Found
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Black Friday Brenda vs Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare"
Slot 24
UPCOMING