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2026 SPRING SEASON

The Existential Dread Derby

Sponsored by Zoloft Extended Release

Week 45 May 26, 2026

🥊 TODAY'S SCHEDULE

Tuesday, May 26, 2026 at 3:43 PM CDT
4:00 PM
Snack Attack Stan vs Crouton Crusher
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Reality Buffering… vs Sprinkler System Sam
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Febreze Frank “The Freshmaker” vs Dust Bunny Dominator
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Third Floor Bathroom Mirror vs 99 Cent Store Samurai
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Don Vito vs Sunday Night Dread
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Cell Longarms vs Cookie Consent Karen
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Beef Supreme vs Millipede Aqualuft
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Xandra Pancakes vs Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor"
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
PTA Meeting Patricia vs Grammar Nazi Gertrude
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Background Blur Betty vs Beans McBlase
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Chaos Windfall vs Copay Carl
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Disorder McFrenzy vs Rinse Jackson
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Professor Punishment PhD vs Arnold Schwarzenegger
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Meatball Massacre Mike vs Kevlar Breakfast
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Two Factor Authentication vs Lasagna Layer Lord
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
John Cena vs Keanu Reeves
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Nick Carter vs Social Anxiety Sam
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Mr. Rogers vs Stinky Pete
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Fish Summer vs Anxiety Duck
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
JC Chasez vs Kevin Richardson
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
Instagram Ian "Content Creator" vs Hornswoggle
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
One More Episode Ed vs Sol Slug
Fight 6
COMPLETED
3:00 PM
The Rubber Stamp vs BO BAX JR FACT
Fight 7
COMPLETED
3:30 PM
The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With vs Swisher Sweet
Fight 8
COMPLETED