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2026 SUMMER SEASON

Chronic Masturbation Championship

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Week 52 July 17, 2026

🥊 TODAY'S SCHEDULE

Friday, July 17, 2026 at 2:05 PM CDT
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Aura Boost XL
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
2:00 PM
Frozen Screen Frank vs Shrek
Slot 5
LIVE
2:30 PM
YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY vs Baiten Switch
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Garage Sale Gloria vs Third Floor Bathroom Mirror
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
The Waffle Iron vs Prior Authorization Paul
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Slobby Joe Jr. vs Home Depot Manager
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Yogurt the Destroyer vs Toaster Bath
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
The Misnomer vs Static Cling
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
wilson vs Knuckle up Nick
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Spreadsheet Specter vs Tucan Shakur
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator” vs Unanswered Text Anxiety
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Moist Carl vs Shuffleboard Shirley
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
The Little Black Book vs Karen of the Comments
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
George Harrison vs The Meaning Seeker
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Energy Drink Eddie vs Sausage Festival
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Troll King Tommy vs Lars Ulrich
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time" vs Tahini Poinsettia
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Lady Chaos vs Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious"
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Delivery Driver Danny vs Krazy Angel
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
The Rock Johnson vs Form 27-B Frank
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Beef Injection vs Nurse Nightmare Nancy
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Kennedy Loser vs Participation Trophy Tom
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Pocket Protector Pete vs Low Gas Mode
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence" vs Captain Yawnpunch
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Denture Deborah vs ☠️ Regional Manager Dave ☠️
Fight 4
COMPLETED