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2026
SUMMER
SEASON
The Manspreading Massacre
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Week 57
August 20, 2026
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Thursday, August 20, 2026 at 5:30 AM CDT
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12:00 PM
Moth With a Knife
vs
Mommy Issues Mike
Slot 1
UPCOMING
12:30 PM
Mr. Rogers
vs
Captain Yawnpunch
Slot 2
UPCOMING
1:00 PM
Gross Gary
vs
Why Am I Here Johnson
Slot 3
UPCOMING
1:30 PM
Scroll Forever Susan
vs
Instagram Ian "Content Creator"
Slot 4
UPCOMING
2:00 PM
Trash Expander
vs
BO BAX JR FACT
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
Boiling Singularity Vapors
vs
Baiten Switch
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Skunkhand Jenkins
vs
HR Hivemind Helen
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
PowerPoint Paul “The Closer”
vs
Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
99 Cent Store Samurai
vs
Beta Tester Bob
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr.
vs
Derek Moneyberg
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Nancy From HR
vs
Probability Jane
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Serif
vs
The Unsubscribe Link
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Paul McCartney
vs
Mx. Noodle
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Karen "Compliance" Thompson
vs
What Even Is This
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
PTA Meeting Patricia
vs
The Little Black Book
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Lars Ulrich
vs
Energy Drink Eddie
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Crystalized Entropy
vs
Student Loan Samantha
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Autoplay Assassin
vs
Engine Eberhardt
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Kevlar Breakfast
vs
Closing Time Tim
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Form 27-B Frank
vs
Slurpee Samurai Steve
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Lasagna Layer Lord
vs
Therapy Llama
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Fresh Rodriguez
vs
Librarian Linda "Shush of Death"
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
The Efficiency Expert
vs
Are You Afraid of the Shark
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Gordon Ramsay
vs
The Rock Johnson
Slot 24
UPCOMING
