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2026 SUMMER SEASON

The Manspreading Massacre

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Week 57 August 19, 2026

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Wednesday, August 19, 2026 at 5:26 AM CDT
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12:00 PM
Booger McGillicuddy vs Kennedy Loser
Slot 1
UPCOMING
12:30 PM
Nick Carter vs Moth With a Knife
Slot 2
UPCOMING
1:00 PM
YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY vs Gas Berger
Slot 3
UPCOMING
1:30 PM
Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager vs Crouton Crusher
Slot 4
UPCOMING
2:00 PM
99 Cent Store Samurai vs Sunday Night Dread
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
Ingrown Toenail Igor vs Toilet Bowl Stain Steve
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Live Leaked vs The Mysterious Bathroom Smell
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Home Depot Manager vs Derek Moneyberg
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Serif vs TV Remote
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
The Ellipsis vs Static Cling
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
The Vorpal Avenger vs The Unsubscribe Link
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor" vs Tucan Shakur
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Karen "Compliance" Thompson vs Coaching Course Carol
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
PTA Meeting Patricia vs Marilyn Manson
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Beans McBlase vs Sixpack Santiago
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Crystalized Entropy vs Grollis Zephyr
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Clearance Rack Rachel vs Tahini Poinsettia
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Anarchy Moonbeam vs Deja Vu Again
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Rinse Jackson vs Stretch Filigree
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero" vs Autoplay Assassin
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Diplomatic Immunity vs Lasagna Layer Lord
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Librarian Linda "Shush of Death" vs Déjà Vu Again
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Polymer McGillicuddy vs Spandex Nightmare
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
John Cena vs Stone Cold Steve Austin
Slot 24
UPCOMING