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Department of Recreational Violence presents
2026
FALL Season
The Lactose Malabsorption Mayhem
Sponsored by
Dairy Queen Ice Cream
Week 67
October 26, 2026
Today's Schedule
Monday, October 26, 2026 at 2:38 AM CDT
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12:00 PM
Stu Trololol
vs
Wedgie Magnet
Slot 1
UPCOMING
12:30 PM
Warwick Davis
vs
Verne Troyer
Slot 2
UPCOMING
1:00 PM
War Machine
vs
Shrek
Slot 3
UPCOMING
1:30 PM
Empyrean Angel
vs
Punchin Bag
Slot 4
UPCOMING
2:00 PM
Impostor Syndrome Sid
vs
John Jimmy
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
Vacuum Vinnie
vs
The Leaf Blower
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Empty Fridge at 2AM
vs
Auto-Correct Apocalypse
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Out of Network Nancy
vs
Deductible Dave "The Crusher"
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Prior Authorization Paul
vs
Derek Moneyberg
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr.
vs
Home Depot Manager
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Captain Hindsight
vs
Nancy From HR
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Tucan Shakur
vs
Serif
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Slobby Joe Jr.
vs
Baiten Switch
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Maybe Tomorrow
vs
Cell Longarms
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
George Harrison
vs
What Even Is This
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Quarterly Report Jones
vs
Lawn Care Larry
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Bot Account Barbara
vs
Deja Vu Again
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Anarchy Moonbeam
vs
Rinse Jackson
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Suds Sullivan
vs
Kevlar Breakfast
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Mayhem Breakfast
vs
Hot Dog Roller Helena
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Bigfoot Believer Brenda
vs
Form 27-B Frank
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Swole Patroll
vs
Teflon Moonbeam
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
The Rock Johnson
vs
Kirk Hammett
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Stone Cold Steve Austin
vs
Keanu Reeves
Slot 24
UPCOMING
