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Week 52 July 15, 2026

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Wednesday, July 15, 2026 at 2:18 PM CDT
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2:30 PM
HR Hivemind Helen vs Boiling Singularity Vapors
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager vs Ctrl+Alt+Delilah
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Nextdoor Neighbor Ned vs Garage Sale Gloria
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Crayon Scribble in Blood Red vs Beta Tester Bob
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Soap Scum Supreme vs Surprise Bill Betty
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
TV Remote vs Live Leaked
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
The Implied vs Cabbage Jenkins
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Passive Voice vs The Ellipsis
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
wilson vs The Vorpal Avenger
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
guwap vs Glacial Patience
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Karen of the Comments vs Coaching Course Carol
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
The Meaning Seeker vs Quarterly Report Jones
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Sausage Festival vs Lawn Care Larry
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Grollis Zephyr vs Beans McBlase
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Supplement Steve "Boss Babe" vs Diplomatic Immunity
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Hot Dog Roller Helena vs Slurpee Samurai Steve
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Lasagna Layer Lord vs Teflon Moonbeam
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Professor Punches vs 404 Not Found
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Nurse Nightmare Nancy vs Jean-Claude Van Damme
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Stu Trololol vs Last Pick Larry
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Moth With a Knife vs Mommy Issues Mike
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Regional Manager Dave vs Warwick Davis
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
War Machine vs Instagram Ian "Content Creator"
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
Fist Sundaze vs Dank Dill
Fight 5
COMPLETED