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2026 FALL SEASON

The Vegan Virtue Signaling Violence

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Week 63 October 1, 2026

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Thursday, October 1, 2026 at 4:24 PM CDT
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Aura Boost XL
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
4:30 PM
TV Remote vs Lawnmower Jesus
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Serif vs Granite Sinclair
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
The Ellipsis vs Static Cling
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
wilson vs Square Root
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
French Toast Fury vs Grout Goblin Gary
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Mx. Noodle vs Paul McCartney
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor" vs Karen of the Comments
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Coaching Course Carol vs The Little Black Book
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
The Meaning Seeker vs LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network"
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Energy Drink Eddie vs George Harrison
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Pork Chop Paradise vs Bot Account Barbara
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Wikipedia Rabbit Hole vs Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time"
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Rinse Jackson vs Deja Vu Again
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Arnold Schwarzenegger vs Mayhem Breakfast
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Polymer McGillicuddy vs Krazy K
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Basement Dweller Brad vs Wedgie Magnet
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Loading Screen Eternity vs Gilbert Gottfried
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Warwick Davis vs Stinky Pete
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Pangolin Ruiz vs Comfort Septemberish
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
Empyrean Angel vs Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming"
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
Vacuum Vinnie vs Nextdoor Neighbor Ned
Fight 6
COMPLETED
3:00 PM
Third Floor Bathroom Mirror vs Beta Tester Bob
Fight 7
COMPLETED
3:30 PM
Empty Fridge at 2AM vs Ingrown Toenail Igor
Fight 8
COMPLETED
4:00 PM
Sandy Britches vs Donut Handler
Fight 9
COMPLETED