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2026 SUMMER SEASON

The Emotional Support Animal Arena

Sponsored by PetSmart Therapy Vests

Week 55 August 3, 2026

🥊 TODAY'S SCHEDULE

Monday, August 3, 2026 at 5:11 PM CDT
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Enhance Your Girth
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
5:30 PM
Nancy From HR vs Banana Hammurabi
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Uncle Kick Salad vs Yogurt the Destroyer
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
The Ellipsis vs The Unsubscribe Link
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Knuckle up Nick vs Glacial Patience
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Grout Goblin Gary vs The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
The Meaning Seeker vs The Little Black Book
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Lady Chaos vs Pork Chop Paradise
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Stretch Filigree vs Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious"
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Bigfoot Believer Brenda vs Closing Time Tim
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
The Submitted for Approval vs Mike Tyson
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Rubber Glizzy vs 404 Not Found
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Jean-Claude Van Damme vs Beef Injection
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Dr. Burnout Betty vs John Cena
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Participation Trophy Tom vs Fart Sniffer Supreme
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Howie Dorough vs Pocket Protector Pete
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Nick Carter vs Captain Yawnpunch
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Trash Expander vs BO BAX JR FACT
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
Fist Sundaze vs Boiling Singularity Vapors
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
HR Hivemind Helen vs Swisher Sweet
Fight 6
COMPLETED
3:00 PM
Crouton Crusher vs Reality Buffering…
Fight 7
COMPLETED
3:30 PM
Sprinkler System Sam vs Beta Tester Bob
Fight 8
COMPLETED
4:00 PM
Pancake Stabber Stevens vs The Waffle Iron
Fight 9
COMPLETED
4:30 PM
Dollar Menu Doom vs Empty Fridge at 2AM
Fight 10
COMPLETED
5:00 PM
Ingrown Toenail Igor vs Soap Scum Supreme
Fight 11
COMPLETED