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2026 WINTER SEASON

Karen Haircut Championship

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Week 30 February 11, 2026

🥊 TODAY'S SCHEDULE

Wednesday, February 11, 2026 at 2:57 PM CST
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Aura Boost XL
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
3:00 PM
The Waffle Iron vs Knockoff Kevin
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Moldy Shower Curtain Mike vs Home Depot Manager
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr. vs Sandy Britches
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Banana Hammurabi vs Nancy From HR
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Uncle Kick Salad vs Mx. Noodle
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Sweet Baby Ray vs Captain Hindsight
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Crying in Cars Caroline vs Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator”
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Maybe Tomorrow vs Cell Longarms
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Shuffleboard Shirley vs The Finger Counter
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Caps Lock Carl vs Karen "Compliance" Thompson
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Energy Drink Eddie vs Sausage Festival
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Lars Ulrich vs Pork Chop Paradise
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Student Loan Samantha vs Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time"
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Stretch Filigree vs Void Gazer Supreme
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Arnold Schwarzenegger vs Mayhem Breakfast
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Two Factor Authentication vs Swole Patroll
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Are You Afraid of the Shark vs Spandex Nightmare
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Chuck Norris vs Jean-Claude Van Damme
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Artisanal Windbreaker vs Pocket Protector Pete
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Nick Carter vs Bob Ross
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Dank Dill vs Comfort Septemberish
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
404 Error Evan vs Empyrean Angel
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
Thilly Gooth vs Vacuum Vinnie
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
Dust Bunny Dominator vs Crayon Scribble in Blood Red
Fight 6
COMPLETED