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2026 SPRING SEASON

The Mansplaining Massacre

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Week 35 March 18, 2026

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Wednesday, March 18, 2026 at 1:26 PM CDT
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Lengthen Your Aura
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
1:30 PM
Captain Yawnpunch vs Gross Gary
Slot 4
UPCOMING
2:00 PM
John Lennon vs War Machine
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
Dank Dill vs Instagram Ian "Content Creator"
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Boiling Singularity Vapors vs Swisher Sweet
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager vs John Jimmy
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Leftover Larry vs Thilly Gooth
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Patch Note Pete vs Beta Tester Bob
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
99 Cent Store Samurai vs Auto-Correct Apocalypse
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
The Mysterious Bathroom Smell vs Knockoff Kevin
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Banana Hammurabi vs Nancy From HR
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Dr. Membrane PhD vs Lawnmower Jesus
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Granite Sinclair vs Probability Jane
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
The Footnote vs The Implied
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Sweet Baby Ray vs Passive Voice
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Paul McCartney vs Crying in Cars Caroline
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Millipede Aqualuft vs Crystalized Entropy
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Copay Carl vs Rinse Jackson
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Slurpee Samurai Steve vs Betty White
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Déjà Vu Again vs Mike Tyson
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Kirk Hammett vs Are You Afraid of the Shark
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
The Rock Johnson vs Dr. Burnout Betty
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Basement Dweller Brad vs Stu Trololol
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Moth With a Knife vs Howie Dorough
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Nick Carter vs Verne Troyer
Fight 3
COMPLETED