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Week 42 May 6, 2026

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Wednesday, May 6, 2026 at 5:19 AM CDT
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Aura Boost XL
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
12:00 PM
Artisanal Windbreaker vs Chorby Short
Slot 1
UPCOMING
12:30 PM
John Lennon vs Pangolin Ruiz
Slot 2
UPCOMING
1:00 PM
Tucan Shakur vs Dank Dill
Slot 3
UPCOMING
1:30 PM
Average Joe vs BO BAX JR FACT
Slot 4
UPCOMING
2:00 PM
John Jimmy vs Swisher Sweet
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
Snack Attack Stan vs Reality Buffering…
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Unattended Swing Set vs Crayon Scribble in Blood Red
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Unanswered Text Anxiety vs Ingrown Toenail Igor
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
The Mysterious Bathroom Smell vs Out of Network Nancy
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr. vs Derek Moneyberg
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Banana Hammurabi vs The Unsubscribe Link
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator” vs guwap
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Brisket Friendo vs Grout Goblin Gary
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Coaching Course Carol vs Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor"
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Tutorial Skip Tony vs Geologic Time
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Quarterly Report Jones vs Bot Account Barbara
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Beans McBlase vs Copay Carl
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Engine Eberhardt vs Lady Chaos
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Reset Link Randy vs Autoplay Assassin
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Nylon Dreams vs Disorder McFrenzy
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Deje Vu Again vs Slurpee Samurai Steve
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Two Factor Authentication vs Are You Afraid of the Shark
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
The Rock Johnson vs Insurance Denial Ian
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
John Cena vs Black Friday Brenda
Slot 24
UPCOMING