Help
Discord YouTube

🥊 SPOODBLORT

2026 SUMMER SEASON

The Manspreading Massacre

Sponsored by NYC Subway Authority

Week 57 August 20, 2026

🥊 TODAY'S SCHEDULE

Thursday, August 20, 2026 at 3:12 PM CDT
AD
🧟‍♀️
Hot Zombie MILFs Near You
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
3:30 PM
PowerPoint Paul “The Closer” vs Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
99 Cent Store Samurai vs Beta Tester Bob
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr. vs Derek Moneyberg
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Nancy From HR vs Probability Jane
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Serif vs The Unsubscribe Link
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Paul McCartney vs Mx. Noodle
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Karen "Compliance" Thompson vs What Even Is This
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
PTA Meeting Patricia vs The Little Black Book
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Lars Ulrich vs Energy Drink Eddie
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Crystalized Entropy vs Student Loan Samantha
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Autoplay Assassin vs Engine Eberhardt
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Kevlar Breakfast vs Closing Time Tim
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Form 27-B Frank vs Slurpee Samurai Steve
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Lasagna Layer Lord vs Therapy Llama
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Fresh Rodriguez vs Librarian Linda "Shush of Death"
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
The Efficiency Expert vs Are You Afraid of the Shark
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Gordon Ramsay vs The Rock Johnson
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Moth With a Knife vs Mommy Issues Mike
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Mr. Rogers vs Captain Yawnpunch
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Gross Gary vs Why Am I Here Johnson
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Scroll Forever Susan vs Instagram Ian "Content Creator"
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
Trash Expander vs BO BAX JR FACT
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
Boiling Singularity Vapors vs Baiten Switch
Fight 6
COMPLETED
3:00 PM
Skunkhand Jenkins vs HR Hivemind Helen
Fight 7
COMPLETED