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Week 30 February 9, 2026

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Monday, February 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM CST
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3:30 PM
99 Cent Store Samurai vs Auto-Correct Apocalypse
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Generic Cola Gary vs Derek Moneyberg
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Double Cup Dwayne vs TV Remote
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Dr. Membrane PhD vs Cabbage Jenkins
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Background Radiation vs Passive Voice
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Square Root vs Knuckle up Nick
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
The Vorpal Avenger vs Crying in Cars Caroline
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor" vs Low Battery Mode
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Marilyn Manson vs The Meaning Seeker
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Sixpack Santiago vs Quarterly Report Jones
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Clearance Rack Rachel vs Tahini Poinsettia
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Wikipedia Rabbit Hole vs Lady Chaos
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Hot Dog Roller Helena vs Anarchy Moonbeam
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Bigfoot Believer Brenda vs Krazy Angel
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Déjà Vu Again vs Mayhem Breakfast
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Polymer McGillicuddy vs Professor Punches
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Kirk Hammett vs Rubber Glizzy
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Baby Triumphant vs Shrek
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Trash Expander vs Jelly Burgertoes
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
First Sunday vs Boiling Singularity Vapors
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Count Dankula vs Swisher Sweet
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager vs Thilly Gooth
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
Ctrl+Alt+Delilah vs Snack Attack Stan
Fight 6
COMPLETED
3:00 PM
Crayon Scribble in Blood Red vs Nextdoor Neighbor Ned
Fight 7
COMPLETED