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2026 SPRING SEASON

Student Loan Suicide

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Week 42 May 7, 2026

🥊 TODAY'S SCHEDULE

Thursday, May 7, 2026 at 5:24 AM CDT
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12:00 PM
Stu Trololol vs Moth With a Knife
Slot 1
UPCOMING
12:30 PM
Howie Dorough vs Bob Ross
Slot 2
UPCOMING
1:00 PM
Snotty Scotty vs Captain Yawnpunch
Slot 3
UPCOMING
1:30 PM
Stinky Pete vs Fish Summer
Slot 4
UPCOMING
2:00 PM
Denture Deborah vs Pangolin Ruiz
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
Instagram Ian "Content Creator" vs Jelly Burgertoes
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Skunkhand Jenkins vs Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Snack Attack Stan vs Crouton Crusher
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Beta Tester Bob vs Ingrown Toenail Igor
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Toilet Bowl Stain Steve vs Soap Scum Supreme
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Slobby Joe Jr. vs Cabbage Jenkins
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
The Ellipsis vs Nancy From HR
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
The Unsubscribe Link vs Crying in Cars Caroline
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Moist Carl vs Quarterly Report Jones
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Sausage Festival vs Beans McBlase
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Grollis Zephyr vs Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time"
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Student Loan Samantha vs Deja Vu Again
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Autoplay Assassin vs Suds Sullivan
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Diplomatic Immunity vs Arnold Schwarzenegger
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Delivery Driver Danny vs Slurpee Samurai Steve
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Krazy Angel vs Hot Dog Roller Helena
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
The Carbonara Killer vs Deje Vu Again
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
The Efficiency Expert vs Teflon Moonbeam
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Jean-Claude Van Damme vs Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare"
Slot 24
UPCOMING