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2026 SUMMER SEASON

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Week 54 July 30, 2026

🥊 TODAY'S SCHEDULE

Thursday, July 30, 2026 at 2:39 PM CDT
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3:00 PM
Garage Sale Gloria vs Leftover Larry
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Nextdoor Neighbor Ned vs Patch Note Pete
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Pancake Stabber Stevens vs Auto-Correct Apocalypse
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Ingrown Toenail Igor vs Sunday Night Dread
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Prior Authorization Paul vs Moldy Shower Curtain Mike
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Derek Moneyberg vs The Mysterious Bathroom Smell
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Banana Hammurabi vs Cabbage Jenkins
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Static Cling vs The Ellipsis
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
The Unsubscribe Link vs Passive Voice
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Unanswered Text Anxiety vs Shuffleboard Shirley
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
What Even Is This vs Caps Lock Carl
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
The Meaning Seeker vs Tutorial Skip Tony
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Energy Drink Eddie vs Geologic Time
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Disorder McFrenzy vs Copay Carl
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Delivery Driver Danny vs Closing Time Tim
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Slurpee Samurai Steve vs Form 27-B Frank
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Déjà Vu Again vs Swole Patroll
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Black Friday Brenda vs Insurance Denial Ian
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Booger McGillicuddy vs Last Pick Larry
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Bob Ross vs Verne Troyer
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Stinky Pete vs Fish Summer
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
BO BAX JR FACT vs Warwick Davis
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager vs John Jimmy
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
PowerPoint Paul “The Closer” vs Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”
Fight 6
COMPLETED