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Department of Recreational Violence presents
2026
FALL Season
The Lactose Malabsorption Mayhem
Sponsored by
Dairy Queen Ice Cream
Week 67
October 28, 2026
Today's Schedule
Wednesday, October 28, 2026 at 2:26 AM CDT
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Lengthen Your Aura
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
12:00 PM
Booger McGillicuddy
vs
Pocket Protector Pete
Slot 1
UPCOMING
12:30 PM
Howie Dorough
vs
Gilbert Gottfried
Slot 2
UPCOMING
1:00 PM
Gross Gary
vs
Burrito Supreme
Slot 3
UPCOMING
1:30 PM
Fish Summer
vs
John Lennon
Slot 4
UPCOMING
2:00 PM
Shrek
vs
Why Am I Here Johnson
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
Jelly Burgertoes
vs
Trash Expander
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
HR Hivemind Helen
vs
YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
404 Error Evan
vs
Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Ctrl+Alt+Delilah
vs
Leftover Larry
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Impostor Syndrome Sid
vs
The Leaf Blower
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Birthday Alone Barry
vs
Unattended Swing Set
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Ingrown Toenail Igor
vs
Soap Scum Supreme
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Home Depot Manager
vs
Toaster Bath
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Uncle Kick Salad
vs
Babyface Guillotine
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
The Footnote
vs
Square Root
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
The Unsubscribe Link
vs
Knuckle up Nick
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
The Vorpal Avenger
vs
Count Dankula
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Mx. Noodle
vs
Shuffleboard Shirley
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Copay Carl
vs
Lady Chaos
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Rinse Jackson
vs
Anarchy Moonbeam
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Engine Eberhardt
vs
Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious"
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Closing Time Tim
vs
Mike Tyson
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Spandex Nightmare
vs
The Submitted for Approval
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Gordon Ramsay
vs
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Slot 24
UPCOMING
