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Thursday, March 26, 2026 at 1:46 PM CDT
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2:00 PM
Swisher Sweet vs ChoKING on LeeSUN
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
John Jimmy vs Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Sprinkler System Sam vs Dust Bunny Dominator
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Unattended Swing Set vs The Waffle Iron
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Empty Fridge at 2AM vs Unanswered Text Anxiety
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Deductible Dave "The Crusher" vs Ingrown Toenail Igor
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Derek Moneyberg vs Live Leaked
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Home Depot Manager vs Slobby Joe Jr.
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Moist Carl vs Toaster Bath
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Serif vs Thighmaster Flex
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
The Vorpal Avenger vs Low Battery Mode
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Troll King Tommy vs Karen of the Comments
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Pork Chop Paradise vs Crystalized Entropy
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Grollis Zephyr vs Tahini Poinsettia
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Anarchy Moonbeam vs Clearance Rack Rachel
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Supplement Steve "Boss Babe" vs Rinse Jackson
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Penne for Your Thoughts vs Nylon Dreams
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Betty White vs Swole Patroll
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
The Submitted for Approval vs The Efficiency Expert
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Gordon Ramsay vs Dr. Burnout Betty
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Pocket Protector Pete vs Fart Sniffer Supreme
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Nick Carter vs Mr. Rogers
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Regional Manager Dave vs Low Gas Mode
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Pangolin Ruiz vs Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens
Fight 4
COMPLETED