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Department of Recreational Violence presents
2026
FALL Season
The 69 Special: Double Penetration Derby
Sponsored by
Adam & Eve Adult Toys
Week 69
November 11, 2026
Today's Schedule
Wednesday, November 11, 2026 at 7:37 AM CST
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12:00 PM
Fart Sniffer Supreme
vs
Participation Trophy Tom
Slot 1
UPCOMING
12:30 PM
Baby Triumphant
vs
Howie Dorough
Slot 2
UPCOMING
1:00 PM
Low Gas Mode
vs
Verne Troyer
Slot 3
UPCOMING
1:30 PM
Snotty Scotty
vs
Captain Yawnpunch
Slot 4
UPCOMING
2:00 PM
John Lennon
vs
Fish Summer
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
Frozen Screen Frank
vs
Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Empyrean Angel
vs
Crouton Crusher
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Beta Tester Bob
vs
The Leaf Blower
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
The Waffle Iron
vs
Pancake Stabber Stevens
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Generic Cola Gary
vs
Moldy Shower Curtain Mike
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Banana Hammurabi
vs
Donut Handler
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Babyface Guillotine
vs
Nancy From HR
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Serif
vs
Dr. Membrane PhD
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Background Radiation
vs
The Ellipsis
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Glacial Patience
vs
Knuckle up Nick
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Crying in Cars Caroline
vs
The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Brisket Friendo
vs
Maybe Tomorrow
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Millipede Aqualuft
vs
Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor"
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
The Meaning Seeker
vs
The Little Black Book
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Marilyn Manson
vs
Quarterly Report Jones
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Form 27-B Frank
vs
Stretch Filigree
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Therapy Llama
vs
Professor Punches
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
The Efficiency Expert
vs
The Rock Johnson
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Keanu Reeves
vs
John Cena
Slot 24
UPCOMING
