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2026 SPRING SEASON

The Mansplaining Massacre

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Week 35 March 16, 2026

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Monday, March 16, 2026 at 1:29 PM CDT
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Enhance Your Girth
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
1:30 PM
Jelly Burgertoes vs Tucan Shakur
Slot 4
UPCOMING
2:00 PM
Trash Expander vs Punchin Bag
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
Fist Sundaze vs 404 Error Evan
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Dust Bunny Dominator vs Skunkhand Jenkins
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Third Floor Bathroom Mirror vs Unattended Swing Set
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
French Toast Fury vs Patch Note Pete
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Sunday Night Dread vs Prior Authorization Paul
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Surprise Bill Betty vs Derek Moneyberg
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Slobby Joe Jr. vs Double Cup Dwayne
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Miss Demeanor vs TV Remote
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Nancy From HR vs Lawnmower Jesus
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Static Cling vs The Implied
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
wilson vs Knuckle up Nick
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Low Battery Mode vs Maybe Tomorrow
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Millipede Aqualuft vs Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time"
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Clearance Rack Rachel vs Lady Chaos
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Reset Link Randy vs Disorder McFrenzy
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Krazy Angel vs Delivery Driver Danny
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Therapy Llama vs Deje Vu Again
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Professor Punches vs Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare"
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
The Last Two Percent vs John Cena
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Stinky Pete vs Mr. Rogers
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Anxiety Duck vs Warwick Davis
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Frozen Screen Frank vs War Machine
Fight 3
COMPLETED