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2026
WINTER
SEASON
Karen Haircut Championship
Sponsored by
Great Clips Hair Salon
Week 30
February 12, 2026
Most Recent Fight
COMPLETED
Crouton Crusher
VS
Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming"
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🥊 TODAY'S SCHEDULE
Thursday, February 12, 2026 at 2:58 PM CST
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3:00 PM
Garage Sale Gloria
vs
Patch Note Pete
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Beta Tester Bob
vs
Auto-Correct Apocalypse
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
French Toast Fury
vs
Unanswered Text Anxiety
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Donut Handler
vs
Loch Ness Monster
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
TV Remote
vs
Banana Hammurabi
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Captain Hindsight
vs
Granite Sinclair
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
The Footnote
vs
Deja Vu
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
The Vorpal Avenger
vs
Square Root
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Cell Longarms
vs
Paul McCartney
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Low Battery Mode
vs
Karen of the Comments
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Tutorial Skip Tony
vs
Beans McBlase
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Student Loan Samantha
vs
Bacon Windfall
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Rinse Jackson
vs
Lady Chaos
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Diplomatic Immunity
vs
Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero"
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Nylon Dreams
vs
Mayhem Breakfast
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Deje Vu Again
vs
The Submitted for Approval
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Professor Punches
vs
Polymer Paradise
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Kirk Hammett
vs
Black Friday Brenda
Slot 24
UPCOMING
12:00 PM
Kennedy Loser
vs
Chorby Short
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Pangolin Ruiz
vs
War Machine
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Trash Expander
vs
First Sunday
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Average Joe
vs
Fist Sundaze
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With
vs
Count Dankula
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
Crouton Crusher
vs
Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming"
Fight 6
COMPLETED