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2026 SPRING SEASON

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Week 38 April 7, 2026

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Tuesday, April 7, 2026 at 1:41 PM CDT
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Lengthen Your Aura
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
2:00 PM
Thilly Gooth vs The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming" vs Nextdoor Neighbor Ned
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Dust Bunny Dominator vs Pancake Stabber Stevens
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
99 Cent Store Samurai vs Birthday Alone Barry
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Slobby Joe Jr. vs Surprise Bill Betty
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Banana Hammurabi vs Moist Carl
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Probability Jane vs Mx. Noodle
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Static Cling vs The Footnote
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Square Root vs The Ellipsis
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator” vs The Little Black Book
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Lawn Care Larry vs PTA Meeting Patricia
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Bacon Windfall vs Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time"
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Copay Carl vs Void Gazer Supreme
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Engine Eberhardt vs Anarchy Moonbeam
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Diplomatic Immunity vs Stretch Filigree
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Therapy Llama vs Deje Vu Again
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Fresh Rodriguez vs Lasagna Layer Lord
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Professor Punches vs Two Factor Authentication
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Rubber Glizzy vs Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare"
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Nurse Nightmare Nancy vs Black Friday Brenda
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Last Pick Larry vs Basement Dweller Brad
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Loading Screen Eternity vs Artisanal Windbreaker
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence" vs Gross Gary
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Baiten Switch vs Punchin Bag
Fight 4
COMPLETED