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Week 42 May 4, 2026

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Monday, May 4, 2026 at 5:50 AM CDT
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12:00 PM
Stu Trololol vs Wedgie Magnet
Slot 1
UPCOMING
12:30 PM
Baby Triumphant vs Artisanal Windbreaker
Slot 2
UPCOMING
1:00 PM
John Lennon vs Warwick Davis
Slot 3
UPCOMING
1:30 PM
Scroll Forever Susan vs Denture Deborah
Slot 4
UPCOMING
2:00 PM
Empyrean Angel vs Tucan Shakur
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
Trash Expander vs YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
HR Hivemind Helen vs Skunkhand Jenkins
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
PowerPoint Paul “The Closer” vs Crouton Crusher
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Nextdoor Neighbor Ned vs Impostor Syndrome Sid
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Empty Fridge at 2AM vs Generic Cola Gary
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Birthday Alone Barry vs Deductible Dave "The Crusher"
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Live Leaked vs The Mysterious Bathroom Smell
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Derek Moneyberg vs Nancy From HR
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Yogurt the Destroyer vs Lawnmower Jesus
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Captain Hindsight vs The Footnote
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
wilson vs Passive Voice
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Glacial Patience vs Knuckle up Nick
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Crying in Cars Caroline vs Karen of the Comments
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
The Little Black Book vs PTA Meeting Patricia
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Pork Chop Paradise vs Sixpack Santiago
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Crystalized Entropy vs Bacon Windfall
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Void Gazer Supreme vs Stretch Filigree
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Kevlar Breakfast vs Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero"
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Professor Punches vs Dr. Burnout Betty
Slot 24
UPCOMING