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Department of Recreational Violence presents
2026
FALL Season
The Lactose Malabsorption Mayhem
Sponsored by
Dairy Queen Ice Cream
Week 67
October 28, 2026
Most Recent Fight
COMPLETED
Spandex Nightmare
VS
The Submitted for Approval
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Today's Schedule
Wednesday, October 28, 2026 at 11:17 PM CDT
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11:30 PM
Gordon Ramsay
vs
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Slot 24
UPCOMING
12:00 PM
Booger McGillicuddy
vs
Pocket Protector Pete
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Howie Dorough
vs
Gilbert Gottfried
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Gross Gary
vs
Burrito Supreme
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Fish Summer
vs
John Lennon
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
Shrek
vs
Why Am I Here Johnson
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
Jelly Burgertoes
vs
Trash Expander
Fight 6
COMPLETED
3:00 PM
HR Hivemind Helen
vs
YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY
Fight 7
COMPLETED
3:30 PM
404 Error Evan
vs
Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”
Fight 8
COMPLETED
4:00 PM
Ctrl+Alt+Delilah
vs
Leftover Larry
Fight 9
COMPLETED
4:30 PM
Impostor Syndrome Sid
vs
The Leaf Blower
Fight 10
COMPLETED
5:00 PM
Birthday Alone Barry
vs
Unattended Swing Set
Fight 11
COMPLETED
5:30 PM
Ingrown Toenail Igor
vs
Soap Scum Supreme
Fight 12
COMPLETED
6:00 PM
Home Depot Manager
vs
Toaster Bath
Fight 13
COMPLETED
6:30 PM
Uncle Kick Salad
vs
Babyface Guillotine
Fight 14
COMPLETED
7:00 PM
The Footnote
vs
Square Root
Fight 15
COMPLETED
7:30 PM
The Unsubscribe Link
vs
Knuckle up Nick
Fight 16
COMPLETED
8:00 PM
The Vorpal Avenger
vs
Count Dankula
Fight 17
COMPLETED
8:30 PM
Mx. Noodle
vs
Shuffleboard Shirley
Fight 18
COMPLETED
9:00 PM
Copay Carl
vs
Lady Chaos
Fight 19
COMPLETED
9:30 PM
Rinse Jackson
vs
Anarchy Moonbeam
Fight 20
COMPLETED
10:00 PM
Engine Eberhardt
vs
Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious"
Fight 21
COMPLETED
10:30 PM
Closing Time Tim
vs
Mike Tyson
Fight 22
COMPLETED
11:00 PM
Spandex Nightmare
vs
The Submitted for Approval
Fight 23
COMPLETED