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Week 34 March 11, 2026

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Wednesday, March 11, 2026 at 1:10 PM CDT
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Aura Boost XL
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
1:30 PM
Comfort Septemberish vs Punchin Bag
Slot 4
UPCOMING
2:00 PM
First Sunday vs Baiten Switch
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
Thilly Gooth vs Swisher Sweet
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
PowerPoint Paul “The Closer” vs Vacuum Vinnie
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Auto-Correct Apocalypse vs Dust Bunny Dominator
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Empty Fridge at 2AM vs Live Leaked
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Banana Hammurabi vs Derek Moneyberg
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Nancy From HR vs Uncle Kick Salad
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Dr. Membrane PhD vs Mx. Noodle
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Probability Jane vs Captain Hindsight
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
The Implied vs The Misnomer
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Sweet Baby Ray vs Paul McCartney
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Brisket Friendo vs Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor"
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Geologic Time vs PTA Meeting Patricia
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Bot Account Barbara vs Sixpack Santiago
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Leggings Legend Lisa vs Student Loan Samantha
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Rinse Jackson vs Stretch Filigree
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Disorder McFrenzy vs Arnold Schwarzenegger
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Librarian Linda "Shush of Death" vs Two Factor Authentication
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Rubber Glizzy vs The Efficiency Expert
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
Chuck Norris vs Jean-Claude Van Damme
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Pocket Protector Pete vs Mommy Issues Mike
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Gross Gary vs Denture Deborah
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
War Machine vs Jelly Burgertoes
Fight 3
COMPLETED