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2026
SUMMER
SEASON
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Week 58
August 27, 2026
🥊 TODAY'S SCHEDULE
Thursday, August 27, 2026 at 12:56 AM CDT
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12:00 PM
Mommy Issues Mike
vs
Booger McGillicuddy
Slot 1
UPCOMING
12:30 PM
Chorby Short
vs
Burrito Supreme
Slot 2
UPCOMING
1:00 PM
Fish Summer
vs
Line Number Linda
Slot 3
UPCOMING
1:30 PM
Empyrean Angel
vs
Comfort Septemberish
Slot 4
UPCOMING
2:00 PM
Ctrl+Alt+Delilah
vs
Trash Expander
Slot 5
UPCOMING
2:30 PM
Reality Buffering…
vs
Garage Sale Gloria
Slot 6
UPCOMING
3:00 PM
Beta Tester Bob
vs
99 Cent Store Samurai
Slot 7
UPCOMING
3:30 PM
Knockoff Kevin
vs
Surprise Bill Betty
Slot 8
UPCOMING
4:00 PM
Home Depot Manager
vs
Moldy Shower Curtain Mike
Slot 9
UPCOMING
4:30 PM
Banana Hammurabi
vs
Double Cup Dwayne
Slot 10
UPCOMING
5:00 PM
Thighmaster Flex
vs
Babyface Guillotine
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Probability Jane
vs
Background Radiation
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Static Cling
vs
Square Root
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Moist Carl
vs
Sweet Baby Ray
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor"
vs
Sausage Festival
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time"
vs
Tahini Poinsettia
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
Clearance Rack Rachel
vs
Void Gazer Supreme
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Deja Vu Again
vs
Engine Eberhardt
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Disorder McFrenzy
vs
Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious"
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Slurpee Samurai Steve
vs
Form 27-B Frank
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
Are You Afraid of the Shark
vs
Spandex Nightmare
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
404 Not Found
vs
Kirk Hammett
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Dr. Burnout Betty
vs
The Rock Johnson
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
John Cena
vs
Gordon Ramsay
Slot 24
UPCOMING
