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2026 FALL SEASON

The Vegan Virtue Signaling Violence

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Week 63 October 2, 2026

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Friday, October 2, 2026 at 4:38 PM CDT
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Enhance Your Girth
Lengthen your aura. Ingredients: pulverized robot horn, ghost pepper oil, 0.01% mystery goo.
5:00 PM
Toilet Bowl Stain Steve vs The Mysterious Bathroom Smell
Slot 11
UPCOMING
5:30 PM
Toaster Bath vs Sandy Britches
Slot 12
UPCOMING
6:00 PM
Thighmaster Flex vs The Misnomer
Slot 13
UPCOMING
6:30 PM
Knuckle up Nick vs French Toast Fury
Slot 14
UPCOMING
7:00 PM
Crying in Cars Caroline vs Grout Goblin Gary
Slot 15
UPCOMING
7:30 PM
Tutorial Skip Tony vs Mx. Noodle
Slot 16
UPCOMING
8:00 PM
The Meaning Seeker vs Beans McBlase
Slot 17
UPCOMING
8:30 PM
Bacon Windfall vs Lars Ulrich
Slot 18
UPCOMING
9:00 PM
Tahini Poinsettia vs Clearance Rack Rachel
Slot 19
UPCOMING
9:30 PM
Hot Dog Roller Helena vs Kevlar Breakfast
Slot 20
UPCOMING
10:00 PM
The Carbonara Killer vs Bigfoot Believer Brenda
Slot 21
UPCOMING
10:30 PM
Professor Punches vs Mike Tyson
Slot 22
UPCOMING
11:00 PM
Jean-Claude Van Damme vs The Rock Johnson
Slot 23
UPCOMING
11:30 PM
John Cena vs Gordon Ramsay
Slot 24
UPCOMING

12:00 PM
Mr. Rogers vs Howie Dorough
Fight 1
COMPLETED
12:30 PM
Captain Yawnpunch vs Chorby Short
Fight 2
COMPLETED
1:00 PM
Ringo Starr vs Snotty Scotty
Fight 3
COMPLETED
1:30 PM
Stinky Pete vs Line Number Linda
Fight 4
COMPLETED
2:00 PM
Gross Gary vs TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence"
Fight 5
COMPLETED
2:30 PM
Warwick Davis vs Frozen Screen Frank
Fight 6
COMPLETED
3:00 PM
War Machine vs Shrek
Fight 7
COMPLETED
3:30 PM
Average Joe vs Sol Slug
Fight 8
COMPLETED
4:00 PM
Gas Berger vs Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager
Fight 9
COMPLETED
4:30 PM
Moldy Shower Curtain Mike vs Knockoff Kevin
Fight 10
COMPLETED