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RANK	FIGHTER	TEAM	WINS	LOSSES	STATUS
👑 1	Polymer McGillicuddy	The Dupont Mutants	41	24	UNDEAD
🥈 2	Low Battery Mode	The Final Boss Energy	33	9	ACTIVE
🥉 3	Pork Chop Paradise	The Meat Sweats	29	8	ACTIVE
4	Beef Injection	Needle Exchange	29	10	ACTIVE
5	Swole Patroll	Needle Exchange	28	10	ACTIVE
6	Bacon Windfall	The Meat Sweats	27	14	ACTIVE
7	Regional Manager Dave	The Corporate Overlords	25	8	ACTIVE
8	Fresh Rodriguez	The Tide Pods	25	21	ACTIVE
9	Engine Eberhardt	Bodily Horrors United	24	9	ACTIVE
10	The Last Two Percent	The Final Boss Energy	23	4	ACTIVE
11	Suds Sullivan	The Tide Pods	23	6	ACTIVE
12	Tucan Shakur	Emotional Support Animals	23	7	ACTIVE
13	Autoplay Assassin	The Time Wasters	23	13	ACTIVE
14	Joey Fatone	The Existential Crisis Club	23	13	ACTIVE
15	Nurse Nightmare Nancy	The Healthcare Heroes	23	13	ACTIVE
16	Participation Trophy Tom	The Participation Trophies	23	30	ACTIVE
17	Stone Cold Steve Austin	The DMV Destroyers	22	5	ACTIVE
18	YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY	Discount Apocalypse	22	7	DEAD
19	Sausage Festival	The Meat Sweats	22	13	ACTIVE
20	Snotty Scotty	Garbage Pail Kids	22	13	ACTIVE
21	Bigfoot Believer Brenda	The Conspiracy Theorists	22	14	ACTIVE
22	Glizzy Goblin	Midnight Society	22	14	ACTIVE
23	The Rock Johnson	Napster	21	10	ACTIVE
24	Brisket Friendo	The Retail Apocalypse	20	6	ACTIVE
25	Professor Punches	Suburban Nightmares	20	11	ACTIVE
26	Kevlar Breakfast	The Dupont Mutants	20	12	ACTIVE
27	Marilyn Manson	The Conspiracy Theorists	20	16	ACTIVE
28	War Machine	The Sadness Merchants	19	6	ACTIVE
29	Dank Dill	The Food Service Warriors	19	9	ACTIVE
30	Spandex Nightmare	The Dupont Mutants	19	11	ACTIVE
31	Void Gazer Supreme	The Existential Crisis Club	19	11	ACTIVE
32	Frozen Screen Frank	The Zoom Call Zombies	19	12	ACTIVE
33	Beef Supreme	The Meat Sweats	19	15	DEAD
34	Xandra Pancakes	Blood & Breakfast	19	17	DEAD
35	Chaos Windfall	Entropy United	19	22	ACTIVE
36	Average Joe	The Corporate Overlords	18	8	ACTIVE
37	Troll King Tommy	The Internet Comment Section	18	10	ACTIVE
38	Donny "Dirty Mouth" McBubble	The Tide Pods	18	11	DEAD
39	Penne for Your Thoughts	Pasta La Vista	18	11	ACTIVE
40	Teflon Moonbeam	The Dupont Mutants	18	11	ACTIVE
41	Bot Account Barbara	The Internet Comment Section	18	12	ACTIVE
42	VIOLENCE PENDING	The Final Boss Energy	18	12	DEAD
43	Closing Time Tim	The Retail Apocalypse	18	14	ACTIVE
44	Librarian Linda "Shush of Death"	The Academic Assassins	18	15	ACTIVE
45	LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network"	The Social Media Influencers	18	16	ACTIVE
46	The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With	The DMV Destroyers	17	2	ACTIVE
47	Form 27-B Frank	The DMV Destroyers	17	4	ACTIVE
48	Empyrean Angel	The DMV Destroyers	17	6	ACTIVE
49	The Carbonara Killer	Pasta La Vista	17	9	ACTIVE
50	Sixpack Santiago	The Zoom Call Zombies	17	10	ACTIVE
51	YouTube Yolanda "Subscribe or Die"	The Social Media Influencers	17	10	ACTIVE
52	Grollis Zephyr	The Forgotten Passwords	17	12	ACTIVE
53	Black Friday Brenda	The Retail Apocalypse	16	5	ACTIVE
54	Copay Carl	The Healthcare Heroes	16	7	ACTIVE
55	Lasagna Layer Lord	Pasta La Vista	16	8	ACTIVE
56	Are You Afraid of the Shark	Midnight Society	16	9	UNDEAD
57	Reset Link Randy	The Forgotten Passwords	16	9	ACTIVE
58	Sol Slug	Midnight Society	16	11	ACTIVE
59	BO BAX JR FACT	Cleaning Crew Carnage	16	13	ACTIVE
60	The Efficiency Expert	The Corporate Overlords	16	13	ACTIVE
61	Insurance Denial Ian	The Healthcare Heroes	16	15	ACTIVE
62	The Finger Counter	Blood & Breakfast	16	20	ACTIVE
63	Dean of Discipline	The Academic Assassins	15	6	DEAD
64	Early Bird Eddie	The Retirement Home Raiders	15	8	ACTIVE
65	Mookie Sanders	The MLM Martyrs	15	9	ACTIVE
66	Mayhem Breakfast	Entropy United	15	12	ACTIVE
67	Shrek	The Academic Assassins	15	13	ACTIVE
68	Bingo Bertha "The Destroyer"	The Retirement Home Raiders	15	17	ACTIVE
69	Snack Attack Stan	Food-Based Furies	14	5	ACTIVE
70	Keanu Reeves	Medical Billing Mafia	14	6	ACTIVE
71	Caps Lock Carl	The Internet Comment Section	14	8	ACTIVE
72	Empty Fridge at 2AM	The Sadness Merchants	14	8	ACTIVE
73	Student Loan Samantha	The Academic Assassins	14	9	ACTIVE
74	Nylon Dreams	The Dupont Mutants	14	12	ACTIVE
75	Karen of the Comments	The Internet Comment Section	14	13	ACTIVE
76	Leggings Legend Lisa	The MLM Martyrs	14	14	ACTIVE
77	Lady Chaos	Entropy United	14	15	UNDEAD
78	Nicolas Cage	Emotional Support Animals	14	15	DEAD
79	Basement Dweller Brad	The Participation Trophies	14	17	ACTIVE
80	John Lennon	The Tide Pods	14	19	ACTIVE
81	Nick Carter	Needle Exchange	14	19	ACTIVE
82	AJ McLean	Emotional Support Animals	14	21	ACTIVE
83	The Implied	The Final Boss Energy	13	5	ACTIVE
84	Boiling Singularity Vapors	The Existential Crisis Club	13	6	ACTIVE
85	Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator”	Food-Based Furies	13	6	ACTIVE
86	Meatball Massacre Mike	Pasta La Vista	13	8	DEAD
87	Trash Expander	Bodily Horrors United	13	8	ACTIVE
88	Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero"	The Food Service Warriors	13	10	ACTIVE
89	Prior Authorization Paul	Medical Billing Mafia	13	10	ACTIVE
90	The Submitted for Approval	Midnight Society	13	12	ACTIVE
91	Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming"	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	13	13	ACTIVE
92	Background Blur Betty	The Zoom Call Zombies	13	14	DEAD
93	Millipede Aqualuft	The MLM Martyrs	13	14	ACTIVE
94	Rinse Jackson	The Tide Pods	13	14	UNDEAD
95	Messy Tessie	Garbage Pail Kids	13	15	DEAD
96	Clearance Rack Rachel	The Retail Apocalypse	13	17	ACTIVE
97	Comfort Gecko	Emotional Support Animals	13	18	DEAD
98	Chuck Norris	Napster	12	3	ACTIVE
99	Gains McGainface	Needle Exchange	12	6	DEAD
100	Arnold Schwarzenegger	The Glitch in the Matrix	12	8	ACTIVE
101	Crying in Cars Caroline	The Sadness Merchants	12	8	ACTIVE
102	Jean-Claude Van Damme	The Glitch in the Matrix	12	8	ACTIVE
103	Maybe Tomorrow	The Existential Crisis Club	12	8	ACTIVE
104	Tutorial Skip Tony	The Time Wasters	12	8	ACTIVE
105	Fists McExistential	The Dupont Mutants	12	9	DEAD
106	Manager Summoner Mike	The Retail Apocalypse	12	9	DEAD
107	Robert Trujillo	The Food Service Warriors	12	9	ACTIVE
108	Thilly Gooth	The Forgotten Passwords	12	9	ACTIVE
109	Toilet Bowl Stain Steve	Grime Time All-Stars	12	9	ACTIVE
110	404 Not Found	The Glitch in the Matrix	12	10	ACTIVE
111	HOA President Peterson	Suburban Nightmares	12	10	DEAD
112	Grout Goblin Gary	Grime Time All-Stars	12	11	ACTIVE
113	Karen "Compliance" Thompson	The Corporate Overlords	12	12	ACTIVE
114	Knockoff Kevin	Discount Apocalypse	12	12	ACTIVE
115	Lottery Ticket Larry	The Gas Station Gladiators	12	12	DEAD
116	Pocket Protector Pete	The Participation Trophies	12	12	ACTIVE
117	Gross Gary	Garbage Pail Kids	12	16	ACTIVE
118	Fart Sniffer Supreme	The Participation Trophies	12	17	UNDEAD
119	Krazy K	The Tide Pods	12	17	UNDEAD
120	Booger McGillicuddy	The Participation Trophies	12	19	ACTIVE
121	Anarchy Moonbeam	Entropy United	12	20	ACTIVE
122	Artisanal Windbreaker	The Participation Trophies	12	20	ACTIVE
123	Mommy Issues Mike	The Participation Trophies	12	25	ACTIVE
124	First Sunday	Needle Exchange	11	5	ACTIVE
125	Moldy Shower Curtain Mike	Grime Time All-Stars	11	5	ACTIVE
126	Nasty Nick	Garbage Pail Kids	11	5	DEAD
127	Donut Handler	Emotional Support Animals	11	6	ACTIVE
128	Dust Bunny Dominator	Cleaning Crew Carnage	11	6	ACTIVE
129	Supplement Steve "Boss Babe"	The MLM Martyrs	11	8	ACTIVE
130	Spreadsheet Specter	Corporate & Office Mayhem	11	9	ACTIVE
131	Crouton Crusher	Food-Based Furies	11	10	ACTIVE
132	Neckbeard Nathan	The Internet Comment Section	11	10	DEAD
133	Lawn Care Larry	Suburban Nightmares	11	11	ACTIVE
134	JC Chasez	The Meat Sweats	11	12	DEAD
135	Slurpee Samurai Steve	The Gas Station Gladiators	11	13	ACTIVE
136	Jelly Burgertoes	The Conspiracy Theorists	11	14	ACTIVE
137	Pangolin Ruiz	Napster	11	14	ACTIVE
138	Paul McCartney	Napster	11	14	ACTIVE
139	Beans McBlase	The Meat Sweats	11	15	UNDEAD
140	TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence"	The Social Media Influencers	11	15	ACTIVE
141	Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens	The Corporate Overlords	11	17	ACTIVE
142	Scroll Forever Susan	The Time Wasters	11	19	ACTIVE
143	Derek Moneyberg	Suburban Nightmares	10	5	ACTIVE
144	Ravioli Revolution	Pasta La Vista	10	6	DEAD
145	Surprise Bill Betty	Medical Billing Mafia	10	7	ACTIVE
146	The Unsubscribe Link	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	10	8	ACTIVE
147	99 Cent Store Samurai	Discount Apocalypse	10	9	ACTIVE
148	Moon Landing Mike	The Conspiracy Theorists	10	9	DEAD
149	Tahini Poinsettia	The Gas Station Gladiators	10	9	ACTIVE
150	Steven Seagal	The Tide Pods	10	10	DEAD
151	Tale of the Broken Elevator	Midnight Society	10	10	ACTIVE
152	Yurts Buttercup	The Glitch in the Matrix	10	10	DEAD
153	Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher"	The Food Service Warriors	10	11	DEAD
154	Deadline Debra	Corporate & Office Mayhem	10	11	DEAD
155	Baiten Switch	Midnight Society	10	12	ACTIVE
156	Déjà Vu Again	The Glitch in the Matrix	10	12	ACTIVE
157	Flat Earth Fred	The Conspiracy Theorists	10	12	ACTIVE
158	Loading Screen Eternity	The Time Wasters	10	12	ACTIVE
159	Professor Punishment PhD	The Academic Assassins	10	12	DEAD
160	The Margin Note	The MLM Martyrs	10	12	DEAD
161	Warwick Davis	Internet & Tech Terror	10	12	ACTIVE
162	Grill Master Gary	Suburban Nightmares	10	13	DEAD
163	Gordon Ramsay	Napster	10	14	UNDEAD
164	Cell Longarms	The Final Boss Energy	10	15	ACTIVE
165	Disorder McFrenzy	Entropy United	10	15	ACTIVE
166	The Meaning Seeker	The Existential Crisis Club	10	15	ACTIVE
167	Chris Kirkpatrick	Grime Time All-Stars	10	16	ACTIVE
168	Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare"	The Food Service Warriors	10	17	ACTIVE
169	Denture Deborah	The Retirement Home Raiders	10	17	ACTIVE
170	Lars Ulrich	Napster	10	17	ACTIVE
171	Coaching Course Carol	The MLM Martyrs	10	19	ACTIVE
172	The Honorable Judge Fistmas	The MLM Martyrs	9	4	DEAD
173	Dr. Membrane PhD	The Time Wasters	9	5	ACTIVE
174	Birthday Alone Barry	The Sadness Merchants	9	8	ACTIVE
175	Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying”	Internet & Tech Terror	9	8	ACTIVE
176	The Waffle Iron	Blood & Breakfast	9	8	ACTIVE
177	Vacuum Vinnie	Cleaning Crew Carnage	9	8	ACTIVE
178	Chairman Meow	Blood & Breakfast	9	9	DEAD
179	Sandy Britches	The Social Media Influencers	9	9	ACTIVE
180	Kirk Hammett	The Final Boss Energy	9	10	ACTIVE
181	Mike Tyson	The Zoom Call Zombies	9	10	ACTIVE
182	Instagram Ian "Content Creator"	The Social Media Influencers	9	11	ACTIVE
183	Soccer Mom Supreme	Suburban Nightmares	9	12	ACTIVE
184	Delivery Driver Danny	The Food Service Warriors	9	13	ACTIVE
185	PTA Meeting Patricia	Suburban Nightmares	9	13	ACTIVE
186	Stretch Filigree	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	9	14	ACTIVE
187	Slosh Gulp	The Academic Assassins	9	16	ACTIVE
188	Dr. Burnout Betty	The Healthcare Heroes	9	18	ACTIVE
189	Howie Dorough	Entropy United	9	18	ACTIVE
190	Ringo Starr	The Meat Sweats	9	22	ACTIVE
191	Punchin Bag	Garbage Pail Kids	9	23	ACTIVE
192	Polymer Paradise	Free Agent	8	3	ACTIVE
193	Serif	Needle Exchange	8	3	ACTIVE
194	Loch Ness Monster	The Academic Assassins	8	4	ACTIVE
195	Nick Fuentes	The Dupont Mutants	8	4	ACTIVE
196	Crayon Scribble in Blood Red	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	8	5	ACTIVE
197	Splinter Under Fingernail	Bodily Horrors United	8	5	DEAD
198	Sunday Night Dread	The Sadness Merchants	8	5	ACTIVE
199	Swisher Sweet	Midnight Society	8	5	ACTIVE
200	Fist Sundaze	Bodily Horrors United	8	6	ACTIVE
201	Betty White	Medical Billing Mafia	8	7	DEAD
202	Energy Drink Eddie	The Gas Station Gladiators	8	7	ACTIVE
203	Two Factor Authentication	The Forgotten Passwords	8	8	ACTIVE
204	Garage Sale Gloria	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	8	9	ACTIVE
205	Hot Dog Roller Helena	The Gas Station Gladiators	8	9	ACTIVE
206	Steve Irwin	The Final Boss Energy	8	11	ACTIVE
207	X-Ray Xavier	The Healthcare Heroes	8	11	DEAD
208	Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious"	The Food Service Warriors	8	12	ACTIVE
209	Therapy Llama	Emotional Support Animals	8	12	ACTIVE
210	Auto-Correct Apocalypse	Internet & Tech Terror	8	13	ACTIVE
211	Gilbert Gottfried	The Corporate Overlords	8	14	ACTIVE
212	Twitch Streamer Tyler	The Social Media Influencers	8	14	DEAD
213	The Rubber Stamp	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	8	15	DEAD
214	Fish Summer	The Food Service Warriors	8	21	ACTIVE
215	George Harrison	The Conspiracy Theorists	8	21	ACTIVE
216	Verne Troyer	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	8	23	ACTIVE
217	John Cena	Entropy United	7	3	ACTIVE
218	Monday Morning	The Tide Pods	7	3	DEAD
219	Broccoli Backhand	Food-Based Furies	7	4	DEAD
220	James Hetfield	The Gas Station Gladiators	7	4	DEAD
221	Reality Buffering…	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	7	4	ACTIVE
222	Thighmaster Flex	The Glitch in the Matrix	7	4	ACTIVE
223	Uncle Kick Salad	Napster	7	4	ACTIVE
224	Deductible Dave "The Crusher"	Medical Billing Mafia	7	5	ACTIVE
225	Granite Sinclair	Bodily Horrors United	7	5	ACTIVE
226	Pancake Stabber Stevens	Blood & Breakfast	7	5	ACTIVE
227	Probability Jane	Garbage Pail Kids	7	5	ACTIVE
228	Sprinkler System Sam	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	7	5	ACTIVE
229	Hair in the Drain Helena	Grime Time All-Stars	7	6	DEAD
230	Live Leaked	The Glitch in the Matrix	7	6	ACTIVE
231	The First Prime Number	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	7	6	DEAD
232	Leftover Larry	Food-Based Furies	7	7	ACTIVE
233	The Leaf Blower	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	7	7	ACTIVE
234	Bolognese Blitz	Food-Based Furies	7	8	DEAD
235	Hornswoggle	Suburban Nightmares	7	8	DEAD
236	Square Root	The Zoom Call Zombies	7	8	ACTIVE
237	Dead Houseplant Duncan	The Sadness Merchants	7	9	DEAD
238	Justin Timberlake	Medical Billing Mafia	7	9	DEAD
239	Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor"	The Academic Assassins	7	11	ACTIVE
240	One More Episode Ed	The Time Wasters	7	13	DEAD
241	Shuffleboard Shirley	The Retirement Home Raiders	7	13	ACTIVE
242	Danny DeVito	Medical Billing Mafia	7	14	DEAD
243	Grammar Nazi Gertrude	The Internet Comment Section	7	14	DEAD
244	Just Five More Minutes	The Time Wasters	7	16	DEAD
245	Why Am I Here Johnson	The Existential Crisis Club	7	17	ACTIVE
246	What Even Is This	The Existential Crisis Club	7	21	UNDEAD
247	Generic Cola Gary	Discount Apocalypse	6	0	ACTIVE
248	HR Hivemind Helen	Corporate & Office Mayhem	6	4	ACTIVE
249	John Jimmy	The Social Media Influencers	6	4	ACTIVE
250	Patch Note Pete	Internet & Tech Terror	6	4	ACTIVE
251	The Terms of Service	Cleaning Crew Carnage	6	4	DEAD
252	guwap	Custom Fighters	6	4	ACTIVE
253	French Toast Fury	Blood & Breakfast	6	5	ACTIVE
254	Knuckle up Nick	Custom Fighters	6	5	ACTIVE
255	Micromanage Mike	Corporate & Office Mayhem	6	5	ACTIVE
256	Miss Demeanor	The Corporate Overlords	6	6	ACTIVE
257	Syrup Strangler	Blood & Breakfast	6	6	ACTIVE
258	Tony the Concept	Cleaning Crew Carnage	6	6	ACTIVE
259	Wikipedia Rabbit Hole	The Time Wasters	6	9	ACTIVE
260	Home Depot Manager	The Dupont Mutants	6	10	ACTIVE
261	Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time"	The Healthcare Heroes	6	10	ACTIVE
262	Returns Policy Rita	The Retail Apocalypse	6	10	DEAD
263	Quarterly Report Jones	The Corporate Overlords	6	11	ACTIVE
264	Kevin Richardson	Discount Apocalypse	6	12	DEAD
265	Self-Checkout Stan	The Retail Apocalypse	6	12	DEAD
266	ChoKING on LeeSUN	The Retirement Home Raiders	6	13	ACTIVE
267	Line Number Linda	The DMV Destroyers	6	17	ACTIVE
268	Comfort Septemberish	The Final Boss Energy	6	18	ACTIVE
269	Last Pick Larry	The Participation Trophies	6	20	ACTIVE
270	Babyface Guillotine	Midnight Society	5	0	ACTIVE
271	Banana Hammurabi	The Meat Sweats	5	1	ACTIVE
272	Too Many Tabs Open	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	5	2	DEAD
273	PowerPoint Paul “The Closer”	Corporate & Office Mayhem	5	3	ACTIVE
274	Cabbage Jenkins	Needle Exchange	5	4	ACTIVE
275	Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”	Corporate & Office Mayhem	5	4	ACTIVE
276	HOA Sniper Sally	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	5	5	DEAD
277	Rubber Glizzy	The Dupont Mutants	5	5	ACTIVE
278	Depression Bear	Emotional Support Animals	5	6	DEAD
279	Gas Berger	The DMV Destroyers	5	6	ACTIVE
280	nft.altruist	The Sadness Merchants	5	6	DEAD
281	Beta Tester Bob	Internet & Tech Terror	5	7	ACTIVE
282	Captain Hindsight	The Conspiracy Theorists	5	7	ACTIVE
283	Lance Bass	Blood & Breakfast	5	8	DEAD
284	Linguine Lightning	Pasta La Vista	5	8	DEAD
285	Moth With a Knife	The Dupont Mutants	5	8	ACTIVE
286	---	The Corporate Overlords	5	9	DEAD
287	Reply Guy Rick	The Internet Comment Section	5	10	DEAD
288	Sleep Paralysis Pam	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	5	10	ACTIVE
289	SwizzleSchtick	The Conspiracy Theorists	5	11	DEAD
290	Unanswered Text Anxiety	The Sadness Merchants	5	11	ACTIVE
291	Mr. Rogers	The Existential Crisis Club	5	13	ACTIVE
292	Chorby Short	Emotional Support Animals	5	15	ACTIVE
293	Essential Oil Olivia	The MLM Martyrs	5	15	DEAD
294	Anxiety Duck	Emotional Support Animals	5	17	ACTIVE
295	Kennedy Loser	Suburban Nightmares	5	17	ACTIVE
296	Baby Triumphant	Garbage Pail Kids	5	18	ACTIVE
297	Stu Trololol	The Retirement Home Raiders	5	18	ACTIVE
298	Stinky Pete	Garbage Pail Kids	5	19	ACTIVE
299	Wedgie Magnet	The Participation Trophies	5	19	ACTIVE
300	The Footnote	The Forgotten Passwords	4	2	ACTIVE
301	Third Floor Bathroom Mirror	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	4	2	ACTIVE
302	Darryl Blueberry	The Gas Station Gladiators	4	3	DEAD
303	Elevator Music	Garbage Pail Kids	4	3	DEAD
304	Moist Carl	The Conspiracy Theorists	4	3	ACTIVE
305	Slobby Joe Jr.	The Final Boss Energy	4	3	ACTIVE
306	Lawnmower Jesus	The MLM Martyrs	4	4	ACTIVE
307	Count Dankula	The DMV Destroyers	4	5	ACTIVE
308	The Algorithm	Internet & Tech Terror	4	5	DEAD
309	The Thing in the Air Ducts	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	4	5	DEAD
310	Unattended Swing Set	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	4	5	ACTIVE
311	Yogurt the Destroyer	The Gas Station Gladiators	4	5	ACTIVE
312	404 Error Evan	Internet & Tech Terror	4	6	UNDEAD
313	Captain Yawnpunch	Needle Exchange	4	6	ACTIVE
314	The Buffer	The Glitch in the Matrix	4	6	DEAD
315	The Ellipsis	The Retirement Home Raiders	4	6	ACTIVE
316	Bathtub Ring Bobby	Grime Time All-Stars	4	7	ACTIVE
317	Nancy From HR	The DMV Destroyers	4	9	ACTIVE
318	Ingrown Toenail Igor	Bodily Horrors United	4	11	UNDEAD
319	Keyboard Warrior Kyle	The Internet Comment Section	4	13	DEAD
320	Waiting Room William	The Healthcare Heroes	4	15	DEAD
321	Social Anxiety Sam	The Participation Trophies	4	16	DEAD
322	Bob Ross	The Glitch in the Matrix	4	17	ACTIVE
323	Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr.	Discount Apocalypse	3	1	ACTIVE
324	Donut Desperado	Food-Based Furies	3	3	DEAD
325	Nesticle	Needle Exchange	3	3	DEAD
326	Reverb	The Forgotten Passwords	3	3	DEAD
327	Passive Voice	The Social Media Influencers	3	4	ACTIVE
328	Porkbun Pete	Napster	3	4	DEAD
329	The Unlicensed Magician	The Gas Station Gladiators	3	4	DEAD
330	wilson	The Tide Pods	3	4	ACTIVE
331	Chairman of the Floor	Medical Billing Mafia	3	5	DEAD
332	Ctrl+Z	Entropy United	3	5	DEAD
333	Dollar Menu Doom	Discount Apocalypse	3	5	UNDEAD
334	Mop Chop Molly	Cleaning Crew Carnage	3	6	DEAD
335	Febreze Frank “The Freshmaker”	Cleaning Crew Carnage	3	7	ACTIVE
336	Overthinking Olivia	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	3	7	DEAD
337	Scootie	Pasta La Vista	3	7	ACTIVE
338	The Misnomer	The Forgotten Passwords	3	7	ACTIVE
339	Toaster Bath	Midnight Society	3	7	ACTIVE
340	Captcha Chaos Champion	The Forgotten Passwords	3	8	DEAD
341	Muted Mike "Can You Hear Me Now"	The Zoom Call Zombies	3	9	DEAD
342	Skunkhand Jenkins	Blood & Breakfast	3	10	UNDEAD
343	Brian Littrell	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	3	17	DEAD
344	Geologic Time	Free Agent	2	0	ACTIVE
345	Glacial Patience	Custom Fighters	2	0	ACTIVE
346	The Little Black Book	Free Agent	2	1	ACTIVE
347	Borrowed Time	Bodily Horrors United	2	2	DEAD
348	Page 666	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	2	2	DEAD
349	Don Vito	The Zoom Call Zombies	2	3	DEAD
350	Lunch Break	The Retail Apocalypse	2	3	DEAD
351	Splinter Testimony	The Healthcare Heroes	2	3	DEAD
352	Cracked iPhone Screen	The Academic Assassins	2	4	DEAD
353	Just Greg	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	2	4	DEAD
354	The Vorpal Avenger	Custom Fighters	2	4	ACTIVE
355	The Pending Update	The Zoom Call Zombies	2	5	DEAD
356	Double Cup Dwayne	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	2	6	ACTIVE
357	Out of Network Nancy	Medical Billing Mafia	2	6	ACTIVE
358	The Intern	Napster	2	6	DEAD
359	Static Cling	Food-Based Furies	2	7	ACTIVE
360	Store Brand Stephanie	Discount Apocalypse	2	7	DEAD
361	Wet Sock Walking Willie	Bodily Horrors United	2	7	DEAD
362	Impostor Syndrome Sid	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	2	10	ACTIVE
363	The Mysterious Bathroom Smell	Grime Time All-Stars	2	10	ACTIVE
364	Burrito Supreme	The Meat Sweats	1	1	DEAD
365	Cookie Consent Karen	Internet & Tech Terror	1	2	DEAD
366	Crystalized Entropy	Free Agent	1	2	ACTIVE
367	Autocorrect	The DMV Destroyers	1	3	DEAD
368	Coffee Break Carl	Corporate & Office Mayhem	1	4	DEAD
369	Deja Vu	Bodily Horrors United	1	4	DEAD
370	Diplomatic Immunity	Free Agent	1	4	UNDEAD
371	Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager	The Social Media Influencers	1	4	ACTIVE
372	Krazy Angel	Free Agent	1	4	ACTIVE
373	Nextdoor Neighbor Ned	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	1	4	ACTIVE
374	Soap Scum Supreme	Grime Time All-Stars	1	4	ACTIVE
375	TV Remote	Entropy United	1	4	ACTIVE
376	Ctrl+Alt+Delilah	Corporate & Office Mayhem	1	5	UNDEAD
377	Mx. Noodle	The Forgotten Passwords	1	5	ACTIVE
378	Wheelchair Willie "No Mercy"	The Retirement Home Raiders	1	6	DEAD
379	Elbow Pope	Pasta La Vista	1	7	DEAD
380	Background Radiation	The Zoom Call Zombies	1	10	UNDEAD
381	Flat Eric	Custom Fighters	0	1	DEAD
382	Lisa Frank TrapperKeeper	Custom Fighters	0	1	DEAD
383	Windex Warrior	Cleaning Crew Carnage	0	1	DEAD
384	Sweet Baby Ray	Custom Fighters	0	2	UNDEAD
385	Phantom Vibration	The Meat Sweats	0	6	DEAD