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💀 FIGHTER RANKINGS 💀

All registered violence practitioners ranked by combat record

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RANK FIGHTER TEAM WINS LOSSES DRAWS STATUS
👑 1 The Last Two Percent The Last Two Percent The Final Boss Energy 74 10 0 ACTIVE
🥈 2 Low Battery Mode Low Battery Mode The Final Boss Energy 74 22 0 ACTIVE
🥉 3 Professor Punches Professor Punches Suburban Nightmares 59 38 0 ACTIVE
4 Swole Patroll Swole Patroll Needle Exchange 57 18 0 ACTIVE
5 Beef Injection Beef Injection Needle Exchange 57 26 0 ACTIVE
6 Sausage Festival Sausage Festival The Meat Sweats 55 36 0 ACTIVE
7 The Efficiency Expert The Efficiency Expert The Corporate Overlords 51 29 0 ACTIVE
8 The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With The DMV Destroyers 50 19 0 ACTIVE
9 Form 27-B Frank Form 27-B Frank The DMV Destroyers 48 23 0 ACTIVE
10 Bigfoot Believer Brenda Bigfoot Believer Brenda The Conspiracy Theorists 48 34 0 ACTIVE
11 Tucan Shakur Tucan Shakur Emotional Support Animals 47 18 0 ACTIVE
12 Autoplay Assassin Autoplay Assassin The Time Wasters 46 30 0 ACTIVE
13 Polymer McGillicuddy Polymer McGillicuddy The Dupont Mutants 46 46 0 UNDEAD
14 Sixpack Santiago Sixpack Santiago The Zoom Call Zombies 44 22 0 ACTIVE
15 War Machine War Machine The Sadness Merchants 43 21 0 ACTIVE
16 Regional Manager Dave Regional Manager Dave The Corporate Overlords 43 25 0 DEAD
17 The Submitted for Approval The Submitted for Approval Midnight Society 43 27 0 ACTIVE
18 Lasagna Layer Lord Lasagna Layer Lord Pasta La Vista 42 26 0 ACTIVE
19 LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network" LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network" The Social Media Influencers 42 27 0 ACTIVE
20 Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero" Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero" The Food Service Warriors 42 30 0 ACTIVE
21 Void Gazer Supreme Void Gazer Supreme The Existential Crisis Club 42 31 0 ACTIVE
22 Suds Sullivan Suds Sullivan The Tide Pods 41 23 0 ACTIVE
23 Pork Chop Paradise Pork Chop Paradise The Meat Sweats 41 33 0 UNDEAD
24 Spandex Nightmare Spandex Nightmare The Dupont Mutants 41 33 0 ACTIVE
25 Anarchy Moonbeam Anarchy Moonbeam Entropy United 41 47 0 ACTIVE
26 Deje Vu Again Deje Vu Again Free Agent 40 7 0 ACTIVE
27 Engine Eberhardt Engine Eberhardt Bodily Horrors United 40 23 0 ACTIVE
28 Kevlar Breakfast Kevlar Breakfast The Dupont Mutants 40 28 0 ACTIVE
29 Bacon Windfall Bacon Windfall The Meat Sweats 40 36 0 UNDEAD
30 Basement Dweller Brad Basement Dweller Brad The Participation Trophies 40 39 1 ACTIVE
31 Participation Trophy Tom Participation Trophy Tom The Participation Trophies 40 54 0 ACTIVE
32 Slobby Joe Jr. Slobby Joe Jr. The Final Boss Energy 39 18 0 ACTIVE
33 Troll King Tommy Troll King Tommy The Internet Comment Section 39 26 0 ACTIVE
34 Crouton Crusher Crouton Crusher Food-Based Furies 39 32 1 ACTIVE
35 Crystalized Entropy Crystalized Entropy Free Agent 38 9 0 ACTIVE
36 Black Friday Brenda Black Friday Brenda The Retail Apocalypse 38 21 0 ACTIVE
37 Bot Account Barbara Bot Account Barbara The Internet Comment Section 38 23 0 ACTIVE
38 Slurpee Samurai Steve Slurpee Samurai Steve The Gas Station Gladiators 38 29 0 ACTIVE
39 Teflon Moonbeam Teflon Moonbeam The Dupont Mutants 38 29 0 ACTIVE
40 Tahini Poinsettia Tahini Poinsettia The Gas Station Gladiators 38 31 0 ACTIVE
41 Nurse Nightmare Nancy Nurse Nightmare Nancy The Healthcare Heroes 38 32 0 ACTIVE
42 Unanswered Text Anxiety Unanswered Text Anxiety The Sadness Merchants 38 38 0 ACTIVE
43 Stone Cold Steve Austin Stone Cold Steve Austin The DMV Destroyers 37 23 0 ACTIVE
44 The Unsubscribe Link The Unsubscribe Link Existential Crisis Club Expansion 37 24 0 ACTIVE
45 Sol Slug Sol Slug Midnight Society 37 26 0 ACTIVE
46 Loading Screen Eternity Loading Screen Eternity The Time Wasters 37 31 0 ACTIVE
47 Caps Lock Carl Caps Lock Carl The Internet Comment Section 36 22 0 ACTIVE
48 Disorder McFrenzy Disorder McFrenzy Entropy United 36 35 0 ACTIVE
49 John Lennon John Lennon The Tide Pods 36 36 0 ACTIVE
50 Stinky Pete Stinky Pete Garbage Pail Kids 36 36 0 ACTIVE
51 The Rock Johnson The Rock Johnson Napster 35 16 0 ACTIVE
52 Fist Sundaze Fist Sundaze Bodily Horrors United 35 19 1 ACTIVE
53 Grout Goblin Gary Grout Goblin Gary Grime Time All-Stars 35 24 0 ACTIVE
54 Nylon Dreams Nylon Dreams The Dupont Mutants 35 26 0 ACTIVE
55 Mayhem Breakfast Mayhem Breakfast Entropy United 35 28 0 ACTIVE
56 Closing Time Tim Closing Time Tim The Retail Apocalypse 35 30 0 ACTIVE
57 Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming" Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming" Existential Crisis Club Expansion 35 32 0 ACTIVE
58 Fresh Rodriguez Fresh Rodriguez The Tide Pods 35 39 0 ACTIVE
59 99 Cent Store Samurai 99 Cent Store Samurai Discount Apocalypse 34 25 0 ACTIVE
60 Snotty Scotty Snotty Scotty Garbage Pail Kids 34 27 0 ACTIVE
61 Vacuum Vinnie Vacuum Vinnie Cleaning Crew Carnage 34 30 0 ACTIVE
62 Punchin Bag Punchin Bag Garbage Pail Kids 34 43 0 ACTIVE
63 French Toast Fury French Toast Fury Blood & Breakfast 33 19 0 ACTIVE
64 Reset Link Randy Reset Link Randy The Forgotten Passwords 33 20 0 ACTIVE
65 404 Not Found 404 Not Found The Glitch in the Matrix 33 22 0 ACTIVE
66 Empty Fridge at 2AM Empty Fridge at 2AM The Sadness Merchants 33 22 0 ACTIVE
67 Toilet Bowl Stain Steve Toilet Bowl Stain Steve Grime Time All-Stars 33 25 0 ACTIVE
68 Surprise Bill Betty Surprise Bill Betty Medical Billing Mafia 33 28 0 ACTIVE
69 Jelly Burgertoes Jelly Burgertoes The Conspiracy Theorists 33 30 0 ACTIVE
70 Baiten Switch Baiten Switch Midnight Society 33 31 0 ACTIVE
71 Swisher Sweet Swisher Sweet Midnight Society 32 19 0 ACTIVE
72 Copay Carl Copay Carl The Healthcare Heroes 32 24 0 ACTIVE
73 Dank Dill Dank Dill The Food Service Warriors 32 24 0 ACTIVE
74 Karen "Compliance" Thompson Karen "Compliance" Thompson The Corporate Overlords 32 28 0 ACTIVE
75 Pangolin Ruiz Pangolin Ruiz Napster 32 31 0 ACTIVE
76 Snack Attack Stan Snack Attack Stan Food-Based Furies 31 16 0 ACTIVE
77 Boiling Singularity Vapors Boiling Singularity Vapors The Existential Crisis Club 31 20 0 ACTIVE
78 Generic Cola Gary Generic Cola Gary Discount Apocalypse 31 23 0 ACTIVE
79 Keanu Reeves Keanu Reeves Medical Billing Mafia 31 23 0 ACTIVE
80 Knockoff Kevin Knockoff Kevin Discount Apocalypse 31 24 0 ACTIVE
81 Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious" Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious" The Food Service Warriors 31 25 0 ACTIVE
82 Grollis Zephyr Grollis Zephyr The Forgotten Passwords 31 27 0 ACTIVE
83 Empyrean Angel Empyrean Angel The DMV Destroyers 30 15 1 ACTIVE
84 The Implied The Implied The Final Boss Energy 30 17 0 ACTIVE
85 Brisket Friendo Brisket Friendo The Retail Apocalypse 30 19 0 ACTIVE
86 YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY Discount Apocalypse 30 22 0 UNDEAD
87 Frozen Screen Frank Frozen Screen Frank The Zoom Call Zombies 30 24 0 ACTIVE
88 Average Joe Average Joe The Corporate Overlords 30 25 0 ACTIVE
89 First Sunday First Sunday Needle Exchange 30 25 1 ACTIVE
90 Prior Authorization Paul Prior Authorization Paul Medical Billing Mafia 30 25 0 ACTIVE
91 The Carbonara Killer The Carbonara Killer Pasta La Vista 30 27 0 ACTIVE
92 Auto-Correct Apocalypse Auto-Correct Apocalypse Internet & Tech Terror 30 28 0 ACTIVE
93 Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator” Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator” Food-Based Furies 30 28 0 ACTIVE
94 The Meaning Seeker The Meaning Seeker The Existential Crisis Club 30 30 0 ACTIVE
95 Clearance Rack Rachel Clearance Rack Rachel The Retail Apocalypse 30 33 0 ACTIVE
96 Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare" Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare" The Food Service Warriors 30 34 0 ACTIVE
97 Stretch Filigree Stretch Filigree Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 30 38 0 ACTIVE
98 Trash Expander Trash Expander Bodily Horrors United 29 21 1 ACTIVE
99 Tutorial Skip Tony Tutorial Skip Tony The Time Wasters 29 23 0 ACTIVE
100 Crying in Cars Caroline Crying in Cars Caroline The Sadness Merchants 29 25 0 ACTIVE
101 Kirk Hammett Kirk Hammett The Final Boss Energy 29 26 0 ACTIVE
102 Nancy From HR Nancy From HR The DMV Destroyers 29 31 0 ACTIVE
103 Gross Gary Gross Gary Garbage Pail Kids 29 34 0 ACTIVE
104 Nick Carter Nick Carter Needle Exchange 29 34 0 ACTIVE
105 BO BAX JR FACT BO BAX JR FACT Cleaning Crew Carnage 29 41 0 ACTIVE
106 John Cena John Cena Entropy United 28 15 0 ACTIVE
107 Sandy Britches Sandy Britches The Social Media Influencers 28 17 0 ACTIVE
108 Moist Carl Moist Carl The Conspiracy Theorists 28 18 0 ACTIVE
109 The Vorpal Avenger The Vorpal Avenger Custom Fighters 28 18 0 ACTIVE
110 Librarian Linda "Shush of Death" Librarian Linda "Shush of Death" The Academic Assassins 28 24 0 ACTIVE
111 Mike Tyson Mike Tyson The Zoom Call Zombies 28 27 0 ACTIVE
112 Thilly Gooth Thilly Gooth The Forgotten Passwords 28 37 0 ACTIVE
113 Comfort Septemberish Comfort Septemberish The Final Boss Energy 28 42 1 ACTIVE
114 Why Am I Here Johnson Why Am I Here Johnson The Existential Crisis Club 28 43 0 ACTIVE
115 Mommy Issues Mike Mommy Issues Mike The Participation Trophies 28 44 0 ACTIVE
116 Dr. Membrane PhD Dr. Membrane PhD The Time Wasters 27 17 0 ACTIVE
117 The Little Black Book The Little Black Book Free Agent 27 18 0 ACTIVE
118 Deductible Dave "The Crusher" Deductible Dave "The Crusher" Medical Billing Mafia 27 19 0 ACTIVE
119 Spreadsheet Specter Spreadsheet Specter Corporate & Office Mayhem 27 19 0 DEAD
120 Two Factor Authentication Two Factor Authentication The Forgotten Passwords 27 25 0 ACTIVE
121 Warwick Davis Warwick Davis Internet & Tech Terror 27 26 0 ACTIVE
122 Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens The Corporate Overlords 27 33 0 ACTIVE
123 Therapy Llama Therapy Llama Emotional Support Animals 27 36 0 ACTIVE
124 Bob Ross Bob Ross The Glitch in the Matrix 27 40 0 ACTIVE
125 Lady Chaos Lady Chaos Entropy United 27 46 0 UNDEAD
126 The Waffle Iron The Waffle Iron Blood & Breakfast 26 21 0 ACTIVE
127 Derek Moneyberg Derek Moneyberg Suburban Nightmares 26 22 0 ACTIVE
128 Dust Bunny Dominator Dust Bunny Dominator Cleaning Crew Carnage 26 22 0 ACTIVE
129 Supplement Steve "Boss Babe" Supplement Steve "Boss Babe" The MLM Martyrs 26 23 0 ACTIVE
130 Banana Hammurabi Banana Hammurabi The Meat Sweats 26 24 0 ACTIVE
131 Student Loan Samantha Student Loan Samantha The Academic Assassins 26 24 0 ACTIVE
132 Shuffleboard Shirley Shuffleboard Shirley The Retirement Home Raiders 26 25 0 ACTIVE
133 Penne for Your Thoughts Penne for Your Thoughts Pasta La Vista 26 26 0 ACTIVE
134 Delivery Driver Danny Delivery Driver Danny The Food Service Warriors 26 27 0 ACTIVE
135 Chorby Short Chorby Short Emotional Support Animals 26 31 0 ACTIVE
136 Coaching Course Carol Coaching Course Carol The MLM Martyrs 26 33 0 ACTIVE
137 Lars Ulrich Lars Ulrich Napster 26 33 0 ACTIVE
138 guwap guwap Custom Fighters 25 19 0 ACTIVE
139 Early Bird Eddie Early Bird Eddie The Retirement Home Raiders 25 23 0 ACTIVE
140 Lawn Care Larry Lawn Care Larry Suburban Nightmares 25 26 0 ACTIVE
141 Howie Dorough Howie Dorough Entropy United 25 30 0 ACTIVE
142 Rinse Jackson Rinse Jackson The Tide Pods 25 41 0 UNDEAD
143 Denture Deborah Denture Deborah The Retirement Home Raiders 25 42 1 ACTIVE
144 Birthday Alone Barry Birthday Alone Barry The Sadness Merchants 24 21 0 ACTIVE
145 Shrek Shrek The Academic Assassins 24 21 0 ACTIVE
146 Maybe Tomorrow Maybe Tomorrow The Existential Crisis Club 24 26 0 ACTIVE
147 Déjà Vu Again Déjà Vu Again The Glitch in the Matrix 24 28 0 ACTIVE
148 Marilyn Manson Marilyn Manson The Conspiracy Theorists 24 32 0 UNDEAD
149 Krazy K Krazy K The Tide Pods 24 36 0 UNDEAD
150 Paul McCartney Paul McCartney Napster 24 36 0 ACTIVE
151 Fish Summer Fish Summer The Food Service Warriors 24 38 0 ACTIVE
152 Last Pick Larry Last Pick Larry The Participation Trophies 24 46 0 ACTIVE
153 What Even Is This What Even Is This The Existential Crisis Club 24 50 0 UNDEAD
154 Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Napster 23 6 0 DEAD
155 Joey Fatone Joey Fatone The Existential Crisis Club 23 14 0 DEAD
156 The Ellipsis The Ellipsis The Retirement Home Raiders 23 23 0 ACTIVE
157 Garage Sale Gloria Garage Sale Gloria Suburban Nightmares 2.0 23 24 0 ACTIVE
158 Probability Jane Probability Jane Garbage Pail Kids 23 24 0 ACTIVE
159 Chaos Windfall Chaos Windfall Entropy United 23 25 0 DEAD
160 Out of Network Nancy Out of Network Nancy Medical Billing Mafia 23 25 0 ACTIVE
161 Cell Longarms Cell Longarms The Final Boss Energy 23 30 0 ACTIVE
162 Home Depot Manager Home Depot Manager The Dupont Mutants 23 34 0 ACTIVE
163 Donut Handler Donut Handler Emotional Support Animals 22 15 0 ACTIVE
164 Glizzy Goblin Glizzy Goblin Midnight Society 22 15 0 DEAD
165 John Jimmy John Jimmy The Social Media Influencers 22 15 0 ACTIVE
166 Yogurt the Destroyer Yogurt the Destroyer The Gas Station Gladiators 22 16 0 ACTIVE
167 Rubber Glizzy Rubber Glizzy The Dupont Mutants 22 17 0 DEAD
168 Jean-Claude Van Damme Jean-Claude Van Damme The Glitch in the Matrix 22 22 0 ACTIVE
169 Count Dankula Count Dankula The DMV Destroyers 22 23 1 ACTIVE
170 Hot Dog Roller Helena Hot Dog Roller Helena The Gas Station Gladiators 22 27 0 ACTIVE
171 ChoKING on LeeSUN ChoKING on LeeSUN The Retirement Home Raiders 22 28 0 ACTIVE
172 Artisanal Windbreaker Artisanal Windbreaker The Participation Trophies 22 33 0 DEAD
173 Booger McGillicuddy Booger McGillicuddy The Participation Trophies 22 40 0 ACTIVE
174 Baby Triumphant Baby Triumphant Garbage Pail Kids 22 46 0 ACTIVE
175 Thighmaster Flex Thighmaster Flex The Glitch in the Matrix 21 13 0 ACTIVE
176 Arnold Schwarzenegger Arnold Schwarzenegger The Glitch in the Matrix 21 17 0 ACTIVE
177 Reality Buffering… Reality Buffering… Existential Crisis Club Expansion 21 23 0 ACTIVE
178 Beta Tester Bob Beta Tester Bob Internet & Tech Terror 21 24 0 ACTIVE
179 Serif Serif Needle Exchange 21 26 0 ACTIVE
180 Captain Yawnpunch Captain Yawnpunch Needle Exchange 21 27 0 ACTIVE
181 George Harrison George Harrison The Conspiracy Theorists 21 32 0 ACTIVE
182 Instagram Ian "Content Creator" Instagram Ian "Content Creator" The Social Media Influencers 21 34 0 ACTIVE
183 Karen of the Comments Karen of the Comments The Internet Comment Section 21 34 0 ACTIVE
184 Skunkhand Jenkins Skunkhand Jenkins Blood & Breakfast 21 37 0 UNDEAD
185 Verne Troyer Verne Troyer Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 21 37 0 ACTIVE
186 Geologic Time Geologic Time Free Agent 20 8 0 ACTIVE
187 Mx. Noodle Mx. Noodle The Forgotten Passwords 20 15 0 ACTIVE
188 Gas Berger Gas Berger The DMV Destroyers 20 16 0 ACTIVE
189 Pancake Stabber Stevens Pancake Stabber Stevens Blood & Breakfast 20 17 1 ACTIVE
190 Granite Sinclair Granite Sinclair Bodily Horrors United 20 18 0 ACTIVE
191 Lawnmower Jesus Lawnmower Jesus The MLM Martyrs 20 19 0 ACTIVE
192 Third Floor Bathroom Mirror Third Floor Bathroom Mirror Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 20 19 0 ACTIVE
193 Sprinkler System Sam Sprinkler System Sam Suburban Nightmares 2.0 20 21 1 ACTIVE
194 The Leaf Blower The Leaf Blower Suburban Nightmares 2.0 20 23 0 ACTIVE
195 Toaster Bath Toaster Bath Midnight Society 20 23 0 ACTIVE
196 Square Root Square Root The Zoom Call Zombies 20 24 0 ACTIVE
197 Millipede Aqualuft Millipede Aqualuft The MLM Martyrs 20 26 0 ACTIVE
198 Pocket Protector Pete Pocket Protector Pete The Participation Trophies 20 26 0 ACTIVE
199 Captain Hindsight Captain Hindsight The Conspiracy Theorists 20 27 0 ACTIVE
200 The Finger Counter The Finger Counter Blood & Breakfast 20 27 0 DEAD
201 Moldy Shower Curtain Mike Moldy Shower Curtain Mike Grime Time All-Stars 20 28 0 ACTIVE
202 PTA Meeting Patricia PTA Meeting Patricia Suburban Nightmares 20 31 0 ACTIVE
203 Insurance Denial Ian Insurance Denial Ian The Healthcare Heroes 20 32 0 ACTIVE
204 Are You Afraid of the Shark Are You Afraid of the Shark Midnight Society 20 35 0 UNDEAD
205 Beans McBlase Beans McBlase The Meat Sweats 20 46 0 UNDEAD
206 Beef Supreme Beef Supreme The Meat Sweats 19 15 0 DEAD
207 Crayon Scribble in Blood Red Crayon Scribble in Blood Red Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 19 17 0 ACTIVE
208 PowerPoint Paul “The Closer” PowerPoint Paul “The Closer” Corporate & Office Mayhem 19 17 0 ACTIVE
209 Xandra Pancakes Xandra Pancakes Blood & Breakfast 19 17 0 DEAD
210 The Misnomer The Misnomer The Forgotten Passwords 19 18 0 ACTIVE
211 Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr. Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr. Discount Apocalypse 19 21 0 ACTIVE
212 Patch Note Pete Patch Note Pete Internet & Tech Terror 19 22 1 ACTIVE
213 Cabbage Jenkins Cabbage Jenkins Needle Exchange 19 23 0 ACTIVE
214 Energy Drink Eddie Energy Drink Eddie The Gas Station Gladiators 19 24 0 ACTIVE
215 Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager The Social Media Influencers 19 25 0 ACTIVE
216 Sunday Night Dread Sunday Night Dread The Sadness Merchants 19 26 0 ACTIVE
217 Impostor Syndrome Sid Impostor Syndrome Sid Existential Crisis Club Expansion 19 27 0 ACTIVE
218 Gordon Ramsay Gordon Ramsay Napster 19 31 0 UNDEAD
219 TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence" TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence" The Social Media Influencers 19 32 0 ACTIVE
220 Glacial Patience Glacial Patience Custom Fighters 18 7 0 ACTIVE
221 Donny "Dirty Mouth" McBubble Donny "Dirty Mouth" McBubble The Tide Pods 18 11 0 DEAD
222 YouTube Yolanda "Subscribe or Die" YouTube Yolanda "Subscribe or Die" The Social Media Influencers 18 11 0 DEAD
223 VIOLENCE PENDING VIOLENCE PENDING The Final Boss Energy 18 12 0 DEAD
224 Miss Demeanor Miss Demeanor The Corporate Overlords 18 14 0 ACTIVE
225 Leggings Legend Lisa Leggings Legend Lisa The MLM Martyrs 18 17 0 DEAD
226 Steve Irwin Steve Irwin The Final Boss Energy 18 17 0 DEAD
227 Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” Corporate & Office Mayhem 18 21 0 ACTIVE
228 Scroll Forever Susan Scroll Forever Susan The Time Wasters 18 28 1 ACTIVE
229 404 Error Evan 404 Error Evan Internet & Tech Terror 18 29 0 UNDEAD
230 Gilbert Gottfried Gilbert Gottfried The Corporate Overlords 18 33 0 ACTIVE
231 Dr. Burnout Betty Dr. Burnout Betty The Healthcare Heroes 18 35 0 ACTIVE
232 wilson wilson The Tide Pods 17 15 0 ACTIVE
233 Double Cup Dwayne Double Cup Dwayne Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 17 17 0 ACTIVE
234 The Footnote The Footnote The Forgotten Passwords 17 17 0 ACTIVE
235 Static Cling Static Cling Food-Based Furies 17 20 0 ACTIVE
236 HR Hivemind Helen HR Hivemind Helen Corporate & Office Mayhem 17 23 0 ACTIVE
237 Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time" Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time" The Healthcare Heroes 17 24 0 ACTIVE
238 Nextdoor Neighbor Ned Nextdoor Neighbor Ned Suburban Nightmares 2.0 17 27 0 ACTIVE
239 Stu Trololol Stu Trololol The Retirement Home Raiders 17 32 0 ACTIVE
240 Ingrown Toenail Igor Ingrown Toenail Igor Bodily Horrors United 17 34 1 UNDEAD
241 Fart Sniffer Supreme Fart Sniffer Supreme The Participation Trophies 17 38 0 UNDEAD
242 Uncle Kick Salad Uncle Kick Salad Napster 16 21 0 ACTIVE
243 Knuckle up Nick Knuckle up Nick Custom Fighters 16 22 0 ACTIVE
244 Ringo Starr Ringo Starr The Meat Sweats 16 28 0 ACTIVE
245 Wedgie Magnet Wedgie Magnet The Participation Trophies 16 38 0 ACTIVE
246 Dean of Discipline Dean of Discipline The Academic Assassins 15 6 0 DEAD
247 Mookie Sanders Mookie Sanders The MLM Martyrs 15 10 0 DEAD
248 Deja Vu Again Deja Vu Again Free Agent 15 15 0 UNDEAD
249 Bingo Bertha "The Destroyer" Bingo Bertha "The Destroyer" The Retirement Home Raiders 15 18 0 DEAD
250 Live Leaked Live Leaked The Glitch in the Matrix 15 20 0 ACTIVE
251 TV Remote TV Remote Entropy United 15 20 0 ACTIVE
252 Unattended Swing Set Unattended Swing Set Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 15 22 0 ACTIVE
253 Moth With a Knife Moth With a Knife The Dupont Mutants 15 24 0 ACTIVE
254 Quarterly Report Jones Quarterly Report Jones The Corporate Overlords 15 29 0 ACTIVE
255 Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor" Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor" The Academic Assassins 15 30 0 ACTIVE
256 Wikipedia Rabbit Hole Wikipedia Rabbit Hole The Time Wasters 15 30 0 ACTIVE
257 Nicolas Cage Nicolas Cage Emotional Support Animals 14 15 0 DEAD
258 Loch Ness Monster Loch Ness Monster The Academic Assassins 14 16 0 DEAD
259 AJ McLean AJ McLean Emotional Support Animals 14 22 0 DEAD
260 Meatball Massacre Mike Meatball Massacre Mike Pasta La Vista 13 8 0 DEAD
261 Low Gas Mode Low Gas Mode Free Agent 13 11 0 ACTIVE
262 Background Blur Betty Background Blur Betty The Zoom Call Zombies 13 14 0 DEAD
263 Messy Tessie Messy Tessie Garbage Pail Kids 13 15 0 DEAD
264 Babyface Guillotine Babyface Guillotine Midnight Society 13 16 0 ACTIVE
265 Comfort Gecko Comfort Gecko Emotional Support Animals 13 18 0 DEAD
266 Leftover Larry Leftover Larry Food-Based Furies 13 18 0 ACTIVE
267 Soap Scum Supreme Soap Scum Supreme Grime Time All-Stars 13 22 0 ACTIVE
268 Gains McGainface Gains McGainface Needle Exchange 12 6 0 DEAD
269 Fists McExistential Fists McExistential The Dupont Mutants 12 9 0 DEAD
270 Manager Summoner Mike Manager Summoner Mike The Retail Apocalypse 12 9 0 DEAD
271 HOA President Peterson HOA President Peterson Suburban Nightmares 12 10 0 DEAD
272 Robert Trujillo Robert Trujillo The Food Service Warriors 12 10 0 DEAD
273 Lottery Ticket Larry Lottery Ticket Larry The Gas Station Gladiators 12 12 0 DEAD
274 Passive Voice Passive Voice The Social Media Influencers 12 15 0 ACTIVE
275 Soccer Mom Supreme Soccer Mom Supreme Suburban Nightmares 12 15 0 DEAD
276 Mr. Rogers Mr. Rogers The Existential Crisis Club 12 27 0 ACTIVE
277 Dollar Menu Doom Dollar Menu Doom Discount Apocalypse 12 29 0 UNDEAD
278 The Mysterious Bathroom Smell The Mysterious Bathroom Smell Grime Time All-Stars 12 33 0 ACTIVE
279 Nasty Nick Nasty Nick Garbage Pail Kids 11 5 0 DEAD
280 Neckbeard Nathan Neckbeard Nathan The Internet Comment Section 11 10 0 DEAD
281 Polymer Paradise Polymer Paradise Free Agent 11 10 0 DEAD
282 Tale of the Broken Elevator Tale of the Broken Elevator Midnight Society 11 11 0 DEAD
283 JC Chasez JC Chasez The Meat Sweats 11 12 0 DEAD
284 Betty White Betty White Medical Billing Mafia 11 28 0 UNDEAD
285 Line Number Linda Line Number Linda The DMV Destroyers 11 30 0 ACTIVE
286 Anxiety Duck Anxiety Duck Emotional Support Animals 11 32 0 ACTIVE
287 Ravioli Revolution Ravioli Revolution Pasta La Vista 10 6 0 DEAD
288 Moon Landing Mike Moon Landing Mike The Conspiracy Theorists 10 9 0 DEAD
289 Steven Seagal Steven Seagal The Tide Pods 10 10 0 DEAD
290 Yurts Buttercup Yurts Buttercup The Glitch in the Matrix 10 10 0 DEAD
291 Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher" Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher" The Food Service Warriors 10 11 0 DEAD
292 Deadline Debra Deadline Debra Corporate & Office Mayhem 10 11 0 DEAD
293 Professor Punishment PhD Professor Punishment PhD The Academic Assassins 10 12 0 DEAD
294 The Margin Note The Margin Note The MLM Martyrs 10 12 0 DEAD
295 Flat Earth Fred Flat Earth Fred The Conspiracy Theorists 10 13 0 DEAD
296 Grill Master Gary Grill Master Gary Suburban Nightmares 10 13 0 DEAD
297 Chris Kirkpatrick Chris Kirkpatrick Grime Time All-Stars 10 17 0 DEAD
298 Kennedy Loser Kennedy Loser Suburban Nightmares 10 30 0 ACTIVE
299 The Honorable Judge Fistmas The Honorable Judge Fistmas The MLM Martyrs 9 4 0 DEAD
300 Chairman Meow Chairman Meow Blood & Breakfast 9 9 0 DEAD
301 Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying” Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying” Internet & Tech Terror 9 9 0 DEAD
302 Burrito Supreme Burrito Supreme The Meat Sweats 9 13 0 UNDEAD
303 Slosh Gulp Slosh Gulp The Academic Assassins 9 17 0 DEAD
304 Krazy Angel Krazy Angel Free Agent 9 20 0 ACTIVE
305 Ctrl+Alt+Delilah Ctrl+Alt+Delilah Corporate & Office Mayhem 9 28 0 UNDEAD
306 Nick Fuentes Nick Fuentes The Dupont Mutants 8 5 0 DEAD
307 Splinter Under Fingernail Splinter Under Fingernail Bodily Horrors United 8 5 0 DEAD
308 Syrup Strangler Syrup Strangler Blood & Breakfast 8 7 0 DEAD
309 X-Ray Xavier X-Ray Xavier The Healthcare Heroes 8 11 0 DEAD
310 Twitch Streamer Tyler Twitch Streamer Tyler The Social Media Influencers 8 14 0 DEAD
311 The Rubber Stamp The Rubber Stamp Suburban Nightmares 2.0 8 15 0 DEAD
312 Diplomatic Immunity Diplomatic Immunity Free Agent 8 30 0 UNDEAD
313 Monday Morning Monday Morning The Tide Pods 7 3 0 DEAD
314 Broccoli Backhand Broccoli Backhand Food-Based Furies 7 4 0 DEAD
315 James Hetfield James Hetfield The Gas Station Gladiators 7 4 0 DEAD
316 Hair in the Drain Helena Hair in the Drain Helena Grime Time All-Stars 7 6 0 DEAD
317 The First Prime Number The First Prime Number Existential Crisis Club Expansion 7 6 0 DEAD
318 Bolognese Blitz Bolognese Blitz Food-Based Furies 7 8 0 DEAD
319 Hornswoggle Hornswoggle Suburban Nightmares 7 8 0 DEAD
320 Dead Houseplant Duncan Dead Houseplant Duncan The Sadness Merchants 7 9 0 DEAD
321 Justin Timberlake Justin Timberlake Medical Billing Mafia 7 9 0 DEAD
322 One More Episode Ed One More Episode Ed The Time Wasters 7 13 0 DEAD
323 Sleep Paralysis Pam Sleep Paralysis Pam Existential Crisis Club Expansion 7 13 0 DEAD
324 Danny DeVito Danny DeVito Medical Billing Mafia 7 14 0 DEAD
325 Grammar Nazi Gertrude Grammar Nazi Gertrude The Internet Comment Section 7 14 0 DEAD
326 Just Five More Minutes Just Five More Minutes The Time Wasters 7 16 0 DEAD
327 The Terms of Service The Terms of Service Cleaning Crew Carnage 6 4 0 DEAD
328 Micromanage Mike Micromanage Mike Corporate & Office Mayhem 6 6 0 DEAD
329 Tony the Concept Tony the Concept Cleaning Crew Carnage 6 7 0 DEAD
330 Returns Policy Rita Returns Policy Rita The Retail Apocalypse 6 10 0 DEAD
331 Kevin Richardson Kevin Richardson Discount Apocalypse 6 12 0 DEAD
332 Self-Checkout Stan Self-Checkout Stan The Retail Apocalypse 6 12 0 DEAD
333 Deja Vu Deja Vu Bodily Horrors United 6 20 0 UNDEAD
334 Sweet Baby Ray Sweet Baby Ray Custom Fighters 6 23 0 UNDEAD
335 Too Many Tabs Open Too Many Tabs Open Existential Crisis Club Expansion 5 2 0 DEAD
336 HOA Sniper Sally HOA Sniper Sally Suburban Nightmares 2.0 5 5 0 DEAD
337 Depression Bear Depression Bear Emotional Support Animals 5 6 0 DEAD
338 nft.altruist nft.altruist The Sadness Merchants 5 6 0 DEAD
339 Lance Bass Lance Bass Blood & Breakfast 5 8 0 DEAD
340 Linguine Lightning Linguine Lightning Pasta La Vista 5 8 0 DEAD
341 --- --- The Corporate Overlords 5 9 0 DEAD
342 Reply Guy Rick Reply Guy Rick The Internet Comment Section 5 10 0 DEAD
343 SwizzleSchtick SwizzleSchtick The Conspiracy Theorists 5 11 0 DEAD
344 Essential Oil Olivia Essential Oil Olivia The MLM Martyrs 5 15 0 DEAD
345 Darryl Blueberry Darryl Blueberry The Gas Station Gladiators 4 3 0 DEAD
346 Elevator Music Elevator Music Garbage Pail Kids 4 3 0 DEAD
347 The Algorithm The Algorithm Internet & Tech Terror 4 5 0 DEAD
348 The Thing in the Air Ducts The Thing in the Air Ducts Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 4 5 0 DEAD
349 The Buffer The Buffer The Glitch in the Matrix 4 6 0 DEAD
350 Bathtub Ring Bobby Bathtub Ring Bobby Grime Time All-Stars 4 8 0 DEAD
351 Keyboard Warrior Kyle Keyboard Warrior Kyle The Internet Comment Section 4 13 0 DEAD
352 Waiting Room William Waiting Room William The Healthcare Heroes 4 15 0 DEAD
353 Social Anxiety Sam Social Anxiety Sam The Participation Trophies 4 16 0 DEAD
354 Background Radiation Background Radiation The Zoom Call Zombies 4 29 0 UNDEAD
355 Donut Desperado Donut Desperado Food-Based Furies 3 3 0 DEAD
356 Nesticle Nesticle Needle Exchange 3 3 0 DEAD
357 Reverb Reverb The Forgotten Passwords 3 3 0 DEAD
358 Porkbun Pete Porkbun Pete Napster 3 4 0 DEAD
359 The Unlicensed Magician The Unlicensed Magician The Gas Station Gladiators 3 4 0 DEAD
360 Chairman of the Floor Chairman of the Floor Medical Billing Mafia 3 5 0 DEAD
361 Ctrl+Z Ctrl+Z Entropy United 3 5 0 DEAD
362 Mop Chop Molly Mop Chop Molly Cleaning Crew Carnage 3 6 0 DEAD
363 Overthinking Olivia Overthinking Olivia Existential Crisis Club Expansion 3 7 0 DEAD
364 Captcha Chaos Champion Captcha Chaos Champion The Forgotten Passwords 3 8 0 DEAD
365 Febreze Frank “The Freshmaker” Febreze Frank “The Freshmaker” Cleaning Crew Carnage 3 8 0 DEAD
366 Scootie Scootie Pasta La Vista 3 8 0 DEAD
367 Muted Mike "Can You Hear Me Now" Muted Mike "Can You Hear Me Now" The Zoom Call Zombies 3 9 0 DEAD
368 Brian Littrell Brian Littrell Suburban Nightmares 2.0 3 17 0 DEAD
369 Borrowed Time Borrowed Time Bodily Horrors United 2 2 0 DEAD
370 Page 666 Page 666 Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 2 2 0 DEAD
371 Don Vito Don Vito The Zoom Call Zombies 2 3 0 DEAD
372 Lunch Break Lunch Break The Retail Apocalypse 2 3 0 DEAD
373 Splinter Testimony Splinter Testimony The Healthcare Heroes 2 3 0 DEAD
374 Cracked iPhone Screen Cracked iPhone Screen The Academic Assassins 2 4 0 DEAD
375 Just Greg Just Greg Suburban Nightmares 2.0 2 4 0 DEAD
376 The Pending Update The Pending Update The Zoom Call Zombies 2 5 0 DEAD
377 The Intern The Intern Napster 2 6 0 DEAD
378 Store Brand Stephanie Store Brand Stephanie Discount Apocalypse 2 7 0 DEAD
379 Wet Sock Walking Willie Wet Sock Walking Willie Bodily Horrors United 2 7 0 DEAD
380 Cookie Consent Karen Cookie Consent Karen Internet & Tech Terror 1 2 0 DEAD
381 Autocorrect Autocorrect The DMV Destroyers 1 3 0 DEAD
382 Coffee Break Carl Coffee Break Carl Corporate & Office Mayhem 1 4 0 DEAD
383 Wheelchair Willie "No Mercy" Wheelchair Willie "No Mercy" The Retirement Home Raiders 1 6 0 DEAD
384 Elbow Pope Elbow Pope Pasta La Vista 1 7 0 DEAD
385 Flat Eric Flat Eric Custom Fighters 0 1 0 DEAD
386 Lisa Frank TrapperKeeper Lisa Frank TrapperKeeper Custom Fighters 0 1 0 DEAD
387 Windex Warrior Windex Warrior Cleaning Crew Carnage 0 1 0 DEAD
388 Phantom Vibration Phantom Vibration The Meat Sweats 0 6 0 DEAD

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