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💀 FIGHTER RANKINGS 💀

All registered violence practitioners ranked by combat record

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RANK FIGHTER TEAM WINS LOSSES DRAWS STATUS
👑 1 The Last Two Percent The Last Two Percent The Final Boss Energy 64 9 0 ACTIVE
🥈 2 Low Battery Mode Low Battery Mode The Final Boss Energy 61 18 0 ACTIVE
🥉 3 Professor Punches Professor Punches Suburban Nightmares 49 33 0 ACTIVE
4 Beef Injection Beef Injection Needle Exchange 47 16 0 ACTIVE
5 Polymer McGillicuddy Polymer McGillicuddy The Dupont Mutants 43 33 0 UNDEAD
6 Swole Patroll Swole Patroll Needle Exchange 41 14 0 ACTIVE
7 Sixpack Santiago Sixpack Santiago The Zoom Call Zombies 38 16 0 ACTIVE
8 Tucan Shakur Tucan Shakur Emotional Support Animals 37 15 0 ACTIVE
9 War Machine War Machine The Sadness Merchants 36 16 0 ACTIVE
10 Regional Manager Dave Regional Manager Dave The Corporate Overlords 36 17 0 ACTIVE
11 Pork Chop Paradise Pork Chop Paradise The Meat Sweats 35 21 0 UNDEAD
12 The Submitted for Approval The Submitted for Approval Midnight Society 35 24 0 ACTIVE
13 Anarchy Moonbeam Anarchy Moonbeam Entropy United 35 37 0 ACTIVE
14 Suds Sullivan Suds Sullivan The Tide Pods 34 18 0 ACTIVE
15 Void Gazer Supreme Void Gazer Supreme The Existential Crisis Club 34 20 0 ACTIVE
16 Bacon Windfall Bacon Windfall The Meat Sweats 34 22 0 UNDEAD
17 Sausage Festival Sausage Festival The Meat Sweats 34 22 0 ACTIVE
18 Bigfoot Believer Brenda Bigfoot Believer Brenda The Conspiracy Theorists 34 24 0 ACTIVE
19 Fresh Rodriguez Fresh Rodriguez The Tide Pods 33 33 0 ACTIVE
20 Teflon Moonbeam Teflon Moonbeam The Dupont Mutants 32 19 0 ACTIVE
21 The Efficiency Expert The Efficiency Expert The Corporate Overlords 32 22 0 ACTIVE
22 Disorder McFrenzy Disorder McFrenzy Entropy United 32 23 0 ACTIVE
23 Kevlar Breakfast Kevlar Breakfast The Dupont Mutants 32 23 0 ACTIVE
24 Autoplay Assassin Autoplay Assassin The Time Wasters 32 24 0 ACTIVE
25 Participation Trophy Tom Participation Trophy Tom The Participation Trophies 32 42 0 ACTIVE
26 Engine Eberhardt Engine Eberhardt Bodily Horrors United 31 15 0 ACTIVE
27 Troll King Tommy Troll King Tommy The Internet Comment Section 30 18 0 ACTIVE
28 Spandex Nightmare Spandex Nightmare The Dupont Mutants 30 21 0 ACTIVE
29 Deje Vu Again Deje Vu Again Free Agent 29 5 0 ACTIVE
30 The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With The DMV Destroyers 29 12 0 ACTIVE
31 Caps Lock Carl Caps Lock Carl The Internet Comment Section 29 15 0 ACTIVE
32 Toilet Bowl Stain Steve Toilet Bowl Stain Steve Grime Time All-Stars 29 16 0 ACTIVE
33 Nurse Nightmare Nancy Nurse Nightmare Nancy The Healthcare Heroes 29 19 0 ACTIVE
34 Sol Slug Sol Slug Midnight Society 29 19 0 ACTIVE
35 Bot Account Barbara Bot Account Barbara The Internet Comment Section 29 21 0 ACTIVE
36 Basement Dweller Brad Basement Dweller Brad The Participation Trophies 29 30 1 ACTIVE
37 The Rock Johnson The Rock Johnson Napster 28 14 0 ACTIVE
38 Snotty Scotty Snotty Scotty Garbage Pail Kids 28 17 0 ACTIVE
39 LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network" LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network" The Social Media Influencers 28 22 0 ACTIVE
40 Nylon Dreams Nylon Dreams The Dupont Mutants 28 24 0 ACTIVE
41 Black Friday Brenda Black Friday Brenda The Retail Apocalypse 27 16 0 ACTIVE
42 Reset Link Randy Reset Link Randy The Forgotten Passwords 27 17 0 ACTIVE
43 Closing Time Tim Closing Time Tim The Retail Apocalypse 27 19 0 ACTIVE
44 Crying in Cars Caroline Crying in Cars Caroline The Sadness Merchants 27 22 0 ACTIVE
45 Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero" Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero" The Food Service Warriors 27 24 0 ACTIVE
46 Crouton Crusher Crouton Crusher Food-Based Furies 27 26 1 ACTIVE
47 Form 27-B Frank Form 27-B Frank The DMV Destroyers 26 12 0 ACTIVE
48 Average Joe Average Joe The Corporate Overlords 26 15 0 ACTIVE
49 Lasagna Layer Lord Lasagna Layer Lord Pasta La Vista 26 15 0 ACTIVE
50 Loading Screen Eternity Loading Screen Eternity The Time Wasters 26 18 0 ACTIVE
51 Mayhem Breakfast Mayhem Breakfast Entropy United 26 20 0 ACTIVE
52 Knockoff Kevin Knockoff Kevin Discount Apocalypse 26 21 0 ACTIVE
53 Keanu Reeves Keanu Reeves Medical Billing Mafia 26 22 0 ACTIVE
54 Pangolin Ruiz Pangolin Ruiz Napster 26 23 0 ACTIVE
55 Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming" Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming" Existential Crisis Club Expansion 26 24 0 ACTIVE
56 John Lennon John Lennon The Tide Pods 26 30 0 ACTIVE
57 Punchin Bag Punchin Bag Garbage Pail Kids 26 39 0 ACTIVE
58 Brisket Friendo Brisket Friendo The Retail Apocalypse 25 12 0 ACTIVE
59 Snack Attack Stan Snack Attack Stan Food-Based Furies 25 13 0 ACTIVE
60 Stone Cold Steve Austin Stone Cold Steve Austin The DMV Destroyers 25 13 0 ACTIVE
61 Boiling Singularity Vapors Boiling Singularity Vapors The Existential Crisis Club 25 14 0 ACTIVE
62 Empty Fridge at 2AM Empty Fridge at 2AM The Sadness Merchants 25 17 0 ACTIVE
63 The Carbonara Killer The Carbonara Killer Pasta La Vista 25 20 0 ACTIVE
64 Vacuum Vinnie Vacuum Vinnie Cleaning Crew Carnage 25 23 0 ACTIVE
65 Empyrean Angel Empyrean Angel The DMV Destroyers 24 12 1 ACTIVE
66 YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY Discount Apocalypse 24 16 0 UNDEAD
67 Dank Dill Dank Dill The Food Service Warriors 24 17 0 ACTIVE
68 Grout Goblin Gary Grout Goblin Gary Grime Time All-Stars 24 17 0 ACTIVE
69 Frozen Screen Frank Frozen Screen Frank The Zoom Call Zombies 24 18 0 ACTIVE
70 Prior Authorization Paul Prior Authorization Paul Medical Billing Mafia 24 22 0 ACTIVE
71 Thilly Gooth Thilly Gooth The Forgotten Passwords 24 26 0 ACTIVE
72 Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens The Corporate Overlords 24 27 0 ACTIVE
73 Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Napster 23 6 0 DEAD
74 Fist Sundaze Fist Sundaze Bodily Horrors United 23 14 1 ACTIVE
75 Joey Fatone Joey Fatone The Existential Crisis Club 23 14 0 DEAD
76 Spreadsheet Specter Spreadsheet Specter Corporate & Office Mayhem 23 14 0 ACTIVE
77 Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator” Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator” Food-Based Furies 23 17 0 ACTIVE
78 First Sunday First Sunday Needle Exchange 23 18 1 ACTIVE
79 Grollis Zephyr Grollis Zephyr The Forgotten Passwords 23 19 0 ACTIVE
80 Penne for Your Thoughts Penne for Your Thoughts Pasta La Vista 23 19 0 ACTIVE
81 Librarian Linda "Shush of Death" Librarian Linda "Shush of Death" The Academic Assassins 23 20 0 ACTIVE
82 Baiten Switch Baiten Switch Midnight Society 23 23 0 ACTIVE
83 Marilyn Manson Marilyn Manson The Conspiracy Theorists 23 23 0 UNDEAD
84 Mike Tyson Mike Tyson The Zoom Call Zombies 23 23 0 ACTIVE
85 Chaos Windfall Chaos Windfall Entropy United 23 25 0 DEAD
86 Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare" Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare" The Food Service Warriors 23 30 0 ACTIVE
87 Mommy Issues Mike Mommy Issues Mike The Participation Trophies 23 34 0 ACTIVE
88 Slobby Joe Jr. Slobby Joe Jr. The Final Boss Energy 22 12 0 ACTIVE
89 Dr. Membrane PhD Dr. Membrane PhD The Time Wasters 22 13 0 ACTIVE
90 French Toast Fury French Toast Fury Blood & Breakfast 22 13 0 ACTIVE
91 Glizzy Goblin Glizzy Goblin Midnight Society 22 15 0 DEAD
92 Swisher Sweet Swisher Sweet Midnight Society 22 15 0 ACTIVE
93 Student Loan Samantha Student Loan Samantha The Academic Assassins 22 17 0 ACTIVE
94 Copay Carl Copay Carl The Healthcare Heroes 22 18 0 ACTIVE
95 Trash Expander Trash Expander Bodily Horrors United 22 18 1 ACTIVE
96 Two Factor Authentication Two Factor Authentication The Forgotten Passwords 22 20 0 ACTIVE
97 Tahini Poinsettia Tahini Poinsettia The Gas Station Gladiators 22 21 0 ACTIVE
98 Jelly Burgertoes Jelly Burgertoes The Conspiracy Theorists 22 26 0 ACTIVE
99 Stinky Pete Stinky Pete Garbage Pail Kids 22 27 0 ACTIVE
100 Clearance Rack Rachel Clearance Rack Rachel The Retail Apocalypse 22 29 0 ACTIVE
101 Why Am I Here Johnson Why Am I Here Johnson The Existential Crisis Club 22 32 0 ACTIVE
102 Artisanal Windbreaker Artisanal Windbreaker The Participation Trophies 22 33 0 DEAD
103 Lady Chaos Lady Chaos Entropy United 22 35 0 UNDEAD
104 Generic Cola Gary Generic Cola Gary Discount Apocalypse 21 11 0 ACTIVE
105 The Implied The Implied The Final Boss Energy 21 11 0 ACTIVE
106 404 Not Found 404 Not Found The Glitch in the Matrix 21 14 0 ACTIVE
107 Tutorial Skip Tony Tutorial Skip Tony The Time Wasters 21 15 0 ACTIVE
108 99 Cent Store Samurai 99 Cent Store Samurai Discount Apocalypse 21 18 0 ACTIVE
109 Shrek Shrek The Academic Assassins 21 18 0 ACTIVE
110 Delivery Driver Danny Delivery Driver Danny The Food Service Warriors 21 21 0 ACTIVE
111 Karen "Compliance" Thompson Karen "Compliance" Thompson The Corporate Overlords 21 22 0 ACTIVE
112 Unanswered Text Anxiety Unanswered Text Anxiety The Sadness Merchants 21 22 0 ACTIVE
113 Warwick Davis Warwick Davis Internet & Tech Terror 21 22 0 ACTIVE
114 Slurpee Samurai Steve Slurpee Samurai Steve The Gas Station Gladiators 21 24 0 ACTIVE
115 Stretch Filigree Stretch Filigree Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 21 25 0 ACTIVE
116 Nick Carter Nick Carter Needle Exchange 21 28 0 ACTIVE
117 Therapy Llama Therapy Llama Emotional Support Animals 21 28 0 ACTIVE
118 Crystalized Entropy Crystalized Entropy Free Agent 20 6 0 ACTIVE
119 Dust Bunny Dominator Dust Bunny Dominator Cleaning Crew Carnage 20 15 0 ACTIVE
120 Sandy Britches Sandy Britches The Social Media Influencers 20 15 0 ACTIVE
121 Surprise Bill Betty Surprise Bill Betty Medical Billing Mafia 20 18 0 ACTIVE
122 Garage Sale Gloria Garage Sale Gloria Suburban Nightmares 2.0 20 20 0 ACTIVE
123 The Meaning Seeker The Meaning Seeker The Existential Crisis Club 20 22 0 ACTIVE
124 BO BAX JR FACT BO BAX JR FACT Cleaning Crew Carnage 20 24 0 ACTIVE
125 Gross Gary Gross Gary Garbage Pail Kids 20 25 0 ACTIVE
126 The Finger Counter The Finger Counter Blood & Breakfast 20 27 0 DEAD
127 Krazy K Krazy K The Tide Pods 20 28 0 UNDEAD
128 Rinse Jackson Rinse Jackson The Tide Pods 20 30 0 UNDEAD
129 Comfort Septemberish Comfort Septemberish The Final Boss Energy 20 31 1 ACTIVE
130 John Cena John Cena Entropy United 19 10 0 ACTIVE
131 Moist Carl Moist Carl The Conspiracy Theorists 19 10 0 ACTIVE
132 The Waffle Iron The Waffle Iron Blood & Breakfast 19 13 0 ACTIVE
133 Banana Hammurabi Banana Hammurabi The Meat Sweats 19 14 0 ACTIVE
134 Beef Supreme Beef Supreme The Meat Sweats 19 15 0 DEAD
135 Early Bird Eddie Early Bird Eddie The Retirement Home Raiders 19 15 0 ACTIVE
136 Xandra Pancakes Xandra Pancakes Blood & Breakfast 19 17 0 DEAD
137 Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious" Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious" The Food Service Warriors 19 19 0 ACTIVE
138 Kirk Hammett Kirk Hammett The Final Boss Energy 19 21 0 ACTIVE
139 Are You Afraid of the Shark Are You Afraid of the Shark Midnight Society 19 24 0 UNDEAD
140 Paul McCartney Paul McCartney Napster 19 24 0 ACTIVE
141 Donny "Dirty Mouth" McBubble Donny "Dirty Mouth" McBubble The Tide Pods 18 11 0 DEAD
142 YouTube Yolanda "Subscribe or Die" YouTube Yolanda "Subscribe or Die" The Social Media Influencers 18 11 0 DEAD
143 VIOLENCE PENDING VIOLENCE PENDING The Final Boss Energy 18 12 0 DEAD
144 Arnold Schwarzenegger Arnold Schwarzenegger The Glitch in the Matrix 18 13 0 ACTIVE
145 Jean-Claude Van Damme Jean-Claude Van Damme The Glitch in the Matrix 18 14 0 ACTIVE
146 Lawn Care Larry Lawn Care Larry Suburban Nightmares 18 14 0 ACTIVE
147 Derek Moneyberg Derek Moneyberg Suburban Nightmares 18 15 0 ACTIVE
148 Granite Sinclair Granite Sinclair Bodily Horrors United 18 15 0 ACTIVE
149 Supplement Steve "Boss Babe" Supplement Steve "Boss Babe" The MLM Martyrs 18 16 0 ACTIVE
150 Leggings Legend Lisa Leggings Legend Lisa The MLM Martyrs 18 17 0 DEAD
151 Steve Irwin Steve Irwin The Final Boss Energy 18 17 0 DEAD
152 The Unsubscribe Link The Unsubscribe Link Existential Crisis Club Expansion 18 17 0 ACTIVE
153 Chorby Short Chorby Short Emotional Support Animals 18 21 0 ACTIVE
154 Millipede Aqualuft Millipede Aqualuft The MLM Martyrs 18 21 0 ACTIVE
155 Nancy From HR Nancy From HR The DMV Destroyers 18 22 0 ACTIVE
156 Déjà Vu Again Déjà Vu Again The Glitch in the Matrix 18 23 0 ACTIVE
157 TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence" TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence" The Social Media Influencers 18 23 0 ACTIVE
158 Howie Dorough Howie Dorough Entropy United 18 25 0 ACTIVE
159 Lars Ulrich Lars Ulrich Napster 18 25 0 ACTIVE
160 Insurance Denial Ian Insurance Denial Ian The Healthcare Heroes 18 26 0 ACTIVE
161 Bob Ross Bob Ross The Glitch in the Matrix 18 28 0 ACTIVE
162 Karen of the Comments Karen of the Comments The Internet Comment Section 18 28 0 ACTIVE
163 Denture Deborah Denture Deborah The Retirement Home Raiders 18 34 1 ACTIVE
164 Donut Handler Donut Handler Emotional Support Animals 17 11 0 ACTIVE
165 guwap guwap Custom Fighters 17 13 0 ACTIVE
166 Birthday Alone Barry Birthday Alone Barry The Sadness Merchants 17 14 0 ACTIVE
167 Maybe Tomorrow Maybe Tomorrow The Existential Crisis Club 17 18 0 ACTIVE
168 Hot Dog Roller Helena Hot Dog Roller Helena The Gas Station Gladiators 17 19 0 ACTIVE
169 Auto-Correct Apocalypse Auto-Correct Apocalypse Internet & Tech Terror 17 20 0 ACTIVE
170 Probability Jane Probability Jane Garbage Pail Kids 17 21 0 ACTIVE
171 Gordon Ramsay Gordon Ramsay Napster 17 22 0 UNDEAD
172 Crayon Scribble in Blood Red Crayon Scribble in Blood Red Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 16 11 0 ACTIVE
173 John Jimmy John Jimmy The Social Media Influencers 16 11 0 ACTIVE
174 Rubber Glizzy Rubber Glizzy The Dupont Mutants 16 13 0 ACTIVE
175 Count Dankula Count Dankula The DMV Destroyers 16 15 1 ACTIVE
176 The Vorpal Avenger The Vorpal Avenger Custom Fighters 16 15 0 ACTIVE
177 The Leaf Blower The Leaf Blower Suburban Nightmares 2.0 16 17 0 ACTIVE
178 Moldy Shower Curtain Mike Moldy Shower Curtain Mike Grime Time All-Stars 16 18 0 ACTIVE
179 Pocket Protector Pete Pocket Protector Pete The Participation Trophies 16 18 0 ACTIVE
180 Home Depot Manager Home Depot Manager The Dupont Mutants 16 19 0 ACTIVE
181 Instagram Ian "Content Creator" Instagram Ian "Content Creator" The Social Media Influencers 16 23 0 ACTIVE
182 Scroll Forever Susan Scroll Forever Susan The Time Wasters 16 24 1 ACTIVE
183 Verne Troyer Verne Troyer Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 16 32 0 ACTIVE
184 Geologic Time Geologic Time Free Agent 15 5 0 ACTIVE
185 Dean of Discipline Dean of Discipline The Academic Assassins 15 6 0 DEAD
186 Thighmaster Flex Thighmaster Flex The Glitch in the Matrix 15 9 0 ACTIVE
187 Mookie Sanders Mookie Sanders The MLM Martyrs 15 10 0 DEAD
188 The Ellipsis The Ellipsis The Retirement Home Raiders 15 10 0 ACTIVE
189 Pancake Stabber Stevens Pancake Stabber Stevens Blood & Breakfast 15 11 1 ACTIVE
190 The Little Black Book The Little Black Book Free Agent 15 11 0 ACTIVE
191 Gas Berger Gas Berger The DMV Destroyers 15 14 0 ACTIVE
192 Bingo Bertha "The Destroyer" Bingo Bertha "The Destroyer" The Retirement Home Raiders 15 18 0 DEAD
193 Cell Longarms Cell Longarms The Final Boss Energy 15 23 0 ACTIVE
194 Fart Sniffer Supreme Fart Sniffer Supreme The Participation Trophies 15 25 0 UNDEAD
195 Dr. Burnout Betty Dr. Burnout Betty The Healthcare Heroes 15 27 0 ACTIVE
196 Booger McGillicuddy Booger McGillicuddy The Participation Trophies 15 28 0 ACTIVE
197 Beans McBlase Beans McBlase The Meat Sweats 15 31 0 UNDEAD
198 What Even Is This What Even Is This The Existential Crisis Club 15 39 0 UNDEAD
199 Glacial Patience Glacial Patience Custom Fighters 14 4 0 ACTIVE
200 Deductible Dave "The Crusher" Deductible Dave "The Crusher" Medical Billing Mafia 14 9 0 ACTIVE
201 Miss Demeanor Miss Demeanor The Corporate Overlords 14 9 0 ACTIVE
202 Yogurt the Destroyer Yogurt the Destroyer The Gas Station Gladiators 14 9 0 ACTIVE
203 Mx. Noodle Mx. Noodle The Forgotten Passwords 14 12 0 ACTIVE
204 Beta Tester Bob Beta Tester Bob Internet & Tech Terror 14 15 0 ACTIVE
205 Cabbage Jenkins Cabbage Jenkins Needle Exchange 14 15 0 ACTIVE
206 Nicolas Cage Nicolas Cage Emotional Support Animals 14 15 0 DEAD
207 Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager The Social Media Influencers 14 16 0 ACTIVE
208 Loch Ness Monster Loch Ness Monster The Academic Assassins 14 16 0 DEAD
209 Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time" Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time" The Healthcare Heroes 14 18 0 ACTIVE
210 404 Error Evan 404 Error Evan Internet & Tech Terror 14 19 0 UNDEAD
211 Shuffleboard Shirley Shuffleboard Shirley The Retirement Home Raiders 14 19 0 ACTIVE
212 AJ McLean AJ McLean Emotional Support Animals 14 22 0 DEAD
213 PTA Meeting Patricia PTA Meeting Patricia Suburban Nightmares 14 22 0 ACTIVE
214 Coaching Course Carol Coaching Course Carol The MLM Martyrs 14 24 0 ACTIVE
215 Fish Summer Fish Summer The Food Service Warriors 14 31 0 ACTIVE
216 Last Pick Larry Last Pick Larry The Participation Trophies 14 34 0 ACTIVE
217 Meatball Massacre Mike Meatball Massacre Mike Pasta La Vista 13 8 0 DEAD
218 Sprinkler System Sam Sprinkler System Sam Suburban Nightmares 2.0 13 11 1 ACTIVE
219 Third Floor Bathroom Mirror Third Floor Bathroom Mirror Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 13 11 0 ACTIVE
220 Uncle Kick Salad Uncle Kick Salad Napster 13 13 0 ACTIVE
221 Background Blur Betty Background Blur Betty The Zoom Call Zombies 13 14 0 DEAD
222 Lawnmower Jesus Lawnmower Jesus The MLM Martyrs 13 14 0 ACTIVE
223 Messy Tessie Messy Tessie Garbage Pail Kids 13 15 0 DEAD
224 Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr. Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr. Discount Apocalypse 13 15 0 ACTIVE
225 Energy Drink Eddie Energy Drink Eddie The Gas Station Gladiators 13 16 0 ACTIVE
226 Patch Note Pete Patch Note Pete Internet & Tech Terror 13 16 1 ACTIVE
227 Comfort Gecko Comfort Gecko Emotional Support Animals 13 18 0 DEAD
228 Toaster Bath Toaster Bath Midnight Society 13 18 0 ACTIVE
229 ChoKING on LeeSUN ChoKING on LeeSUN The Retirement Home Raiders 13 19 0 ACTIVE
230 Impostor Syndrome Sid Impostor Syndrome Sid Existential Crisis Club Expansion 13 20 0 ACTIVE
231 Captain Hindsight Captain Hindsight The Conspiracy Theorists 13 21 0 ACTIVE
232 Gilbert Gottfried Gilbert Gottfried The Corporate Overlords 13 26 0 ACTIVE
233 George Harrison George Harrison The Conspiracy Theorists 13 28 0 ACTIVE
234 Wedgie Magnet Wedgie Magnet The Participation Trophies 13 30 0 ACTIVE
235 Gains McGainface Gains McGainface Needle Exchange 12 6 0 DEAD
236 Fists McExistential Fists McExistential The Dupont Mutants 12 9 0 DEAD
237 Manager Summoner Mike Manager Summoner Mike The Retail Apocalypse 12 9 0 DEAD
238 HOA President Peterson HOA President Peterson Suburban Nightmares 12 10 0 DEAD
239 Robert Trujillo Robert Trujillo The Food Service Warriors 12 10 0 DEAD
240 The Misnomer The Misnomer The Forgotten Passwords 12 10 0 ACTIVE
241 Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” Corporate & Office Mayhem 12 11 0 ACTIVE
242 Lottery Ticket Larry Lottery Ticket Larry The Gas Station Gladiators 12 12 0 DEAD
243 PowerPoint Paul “The Closer” PowerPoint Paul “The Closer” Corporate & Office Mayhem 12 12 0 ACTIVE
244 Soccer Mom Supreme Soccer Mom Supreme Suburban Nightmares 12 15 0 DEAD
245 The Footnote The Footnote The Forgotten Passwords 12 15 0 ACTIVE
246 Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor" Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor" The Academic Assassins 12 16 0 ACTIVE
247 Square Root Square Root The Zoom Call Zombies 12 18 0 ACTIVE
248 Captain Yawnpunch Captain Yawnpunch Needle Exchange 12 20 0 ACTIVE
249 Ringo Starr Ringo Starr The Meat Sweats 12 26 0 ACTIVE
250 Nasty Nick Nasty Nick Garbage Pail Kids 11 5 0 DEAD
251 Neckbeard Nathan Neckbeard Nathan The Internet Comment Section 11 10 0 DEAD
252 Polymer Paradise Polymer Paradise Free Agent 11 10 0 DEAD
253 TV Remote TV Remote Entropy United 11 10 0 ACTIVE
254 Tale of the Broken Elevator Tale of the Broken Elevator Midnight Society 11 11 0 DEAD
255 JC Chasez JC Chasez The Meat Sweats 11 12 0 DEAD
256 Double Cup Dwayne Double Cup Dwayne Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 11 13 0 ACTIVE
257 HR Hivemind Helen HR Hivemind Helen Corporate & Office Mayhem 11 14 0 ACTIVE
258 Live Leaked Live Leaked The Glitch in the Matrix 11 15 0 ACTIVE
259 Serif Serif Needle Exchange 11 15 0 ACTIVE
260 Skunkhand Jenkins Skunkhand Jenkins Blood & Breakfast 11 23 0 UNDEAD
261 Baby Triumphant Baby Triumphant Garbage Pail Kids 11 36 0 ACTIVE
262 Ravioli Revolution Ravioli Revolution Pasta La Vista 10 6 0 DEAD
263 Moon Landing Mike Moon Landing Mike The Conspiracy Theorists 10 9 0 DEAD
264 Babyface Guillotine Babyface Guillotine Midnight Society 10 10 0 ACTIVE
265 Steven Seagal Steven Seagal The Tide Pods 10 10 0 DEAD
266 Yurts Buttercup Yurts Buttercup The Glitch in the Matrix 10 10 0 DEAD
267 Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher" Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher" The Food Service Warriors 10 11 0 DEAD
268 Deadline Debra Deadline Debra Corporate & Office Mayhem 10 11 0 DEAD
269 Professor Punishment PhD Professor Punishment PhD The Academic Assassins 10 12 0 DEAD
270 The Margin Note The Margin Note The MLM Martyrs 10 12 0 DEAD
271 Flat Earth Fred Flat Earth Fred The Conspiracy Theorists 10 13 0 DEAD
272 Grill Master Gary Grill Master Gary Suburban Nightmares 10 13 0 DEAD
273 Knuckle up Nick Knuckle up Nick Custom Fighters 10 13 0 ACTIVE
274 Out of Network Nancy Out of Network Nancy Medical Billing Mafia 10 15 0 ACTIVE
275 Reality Buffering… Reality Buffering… Existential Crisis Club Expansion 10 15 0 ACTIVE
276 Unattended Swing Set Unattended Swing Set Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 10 15 0 ACTIVE
277 Chris Kirkpatrick Chris Kirkpatrick Grime Time All-Stars 10 17 0 DEAD
278 Mr. Rogers Mr. Rogers The Existential Crisis Club 10 21 0 ACTIVE
279 Wikipedia Rabbit Hole Wikipedia Rabbit Hole The Time Wasters 10 22 0 ACTIVE
280 The Mysterious Bathroom Smell The Mysterious Bathroom Smell Grime Time All-Stars 10 25 0 ACTIVE
281 Stu Trololol Stu Trololol The Retirement Home Raiders 10 29 0 ACTIVE
282 The Honorable Judge Fistmas The Honorable Judge Fistmas The MLM Martyrs 9 4 0 DEAD
283 Chairman Meow Chairman Meow Blood & Breakfast 9 9 0 DEAD
284 Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying” Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying” Internet & Tech Terror 9 9 0 DEAD
285 Static Cling Static Cling Food-Based Furies 9 13 0 ACTIVE
286 Leftover Larry Leftover Larry Food-Based Furies 9 14 0 ACTIVE
287 Moth With a Knife Moth With a Knife The Dupont Mutants 9 14 0 ACTIVE
288 Dollar Menu Doom Dollar Menu Doom Discount Apocalypse 9 16 0 UNDEAD
289 Sunday Night Dread Sunday Night Dread The Sadness Merchants 9 16 0 ACTIVE
290 Slosh Gulp Slosh Gulp The Academic Assassins 9 17 0 DEAD
291 Betty White Betty White Medical Billing Mafia 9 20 0 UNDEAD
292 Ingrown Toenail Igor Ingrown Toenail Igor Bodily Horrors United 9 20 1 UNDEAD
293 Nick Fuentes Nick Fuentes The Dupont Mutants 8 5 0 DEAD
294 Splinter Under Fingernail Splinter Under Fingernail Bodily Horrors United 8 5 0 DEAD
295 Deja Vu Again Deja Vu Again Free Agent 8 7 0 UNDEAD
296 Syrup Strangler Syrup Strangler Blood & Breakfast 8 7 0 DEAD
297 Passive Voice Passive Voice The Social Media Influencers 8 11 0 ACTIVE
298 X-Ray Xavier X-Ray Xavier The Healthcare Heroes 8 11 0 DEAD
299 Twitch Streamer Tyler Twitch Streamer Tyler The Social Media Influencers 8 14 0 DEAD
300 The Rubber Stamp The Rubber Stamp Suburban Nightmares 2.0 8 15 0 DEAD
301 Ctrl+Alt+Delilah Ctrl+Alt+Delilah Corporate & Office Mayhem 8 18 0 UNDEAD
302 Quarterly Report Jones Quarterly Report Jones The Corporate Overlords 8 22 0 ACTIVE
303 Kennedy Loser Kennedy Loser Suburban Nightmares 8 24 0 ACTIVE
304 Monday Morning Monday Morning The Tide Pods 7 3 0 DEAD
305 Broccoli Backhand Broccoli Backhand Food-Based Furies 7 4 0 DEAD
306 James Hetfield James Hetfield The Gas Station Gladiators 7 4 0 DEAD
307 Hair in the Drain Helena Hair in the Drain Helena Grime Time All-Stars 7 6 0 DEAD
308 The First Prime Number The First Prime Number Existential Crisis Club Expansion 7 6 0 DEAD
309 Bolognese Blitz Bolognese Blitz Food-Based Furies 7 8 0 DEAD
310 Hornswoggle Hornswoggle Suburban Nightmares 7 8 0 DEAD
311 Dead Houseplant Duncan Dead Houseplant Duncan The Sadness Merchants 7 9 0 DEAD
312 Justin Timberlake Justin Timberlake Medical Billing Mafia 7 9 0 DEAD
313 wilson wilson The Tide Pods 7 10 0 ACTIVE
314 One More Episode Ed One More Episode Ed The Time Wasters 7 13 0 DEAD
315 Sleep Paralysis Pam Sleep Paralysis Pam Existential Crisis Club Expansion 7 13 0 DEAD
316 Danny DeVito Danny DeVito Medical Billing Mafia 7 14 0 DEAD
317 Grammar Nazi Gertrude Grammar Nazi Gertrude The Internet Comment Section 7 14 0 DEAD
318 Just Five More Minutes Just Five More Minutes The Time Wasters 7 16 0 DEAD
319 Anxiety Duck Anxiety Duck Emotional Support Animals 7 26 0 ACTIVE
320 The Terms of Service The Terms of Service Cleaning Crew Carnage 6 4 0 DEAD
321 Micromanage Mike Micromanage Mike Corporate & Office Mayhem 6 6 0 DEAD
322 Tony the Concept Tony the Concept Cleaning Crew Carnage 6 7 0 DEAD
323 Sweet Baby Ray Sweet Baby Ray Custom Fighters 6 8 0 UNDEAD
324 Returns Policy Rita Returns Policy Rita The Retail Apocalypse 6 10 0 DEAD
325 Kevin Richardson Kevin Richardson Discount Apocalypse 6 12 0 DEAD
326 Self-Checkout Stan Self-Checkout Stan The Retail Apocalypse 6 12 0 DEAD
327 Diplomatic Immunity Diplomatic Immunity Free Agent 6 19 0 UNDEAD
328 Line Number Linda Line Number Linda The DMV Destroyers 6 20 0 ACTIVE
329 Too Many Tabs Open Too Many Tabs Open Existential Crisis Club Expansion 5 2 0 DEAD
330 HOA Sniper Sally HOA Sniper Sally Suburban Nightmares 2.0 5 5 0 DEAD
331 Depression Bear Depression Bear Emotional Support Animals 5 6 0 DEAD
332 nft.altruist nft.altruist The Sadness Merchants 5 6 0 DEAD
333 Burrito Supreme Burrito Supreme The Meat Sweats 5 8 0 UNDEAD
334 Lance Bass Lance Bass Blood & Breakfast 5 8 0 DEAD
335 Linguine Lightning Linguine Lightning Pasta La Vista 5 8 0 DEAD
336 --- --- The Corporate Overlords 5 9 0 DEAD
337 Reply Guy Rick Reply Guy Rick The Internet Comment Section 5 10 0 DEAD
338 Deja Vu Deja Vu Bodily Horrors United 5 11 0 UNDEAD
339 SwizzleSchtick SwizzleSchtick The Conspiracy Theorists 5 11 0 DEAD
340 Krazy Angel Krazy Angel Free Agent 5 13 0 ACTIVE
341 Essential Oil Olivia Essential Oil Olivia The MLM Martyrs 5 15 0 DEAD
342 Soap Scum Supreme Soap Scum Supreme Grime Time All-Stars 5 17 0 ACTIVE
343 Darryl Blueberry Darryl Blueberry The Gas Station Gladiators 4 3 0 DEAD
344 Elevator Music Elevator Music Garbage Pail Kids 4 3 0 DEAD
345 The Algorithm The Algorithm Internet & Tech Terror 4 5 0 DEAD
346 The Thing in the Air Ducts The Thing in the Air Ducts Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 4 5 0 DEAD
347 The Buffer The Buffer The Glitch in the Matrix 4 6 0 DEAD
348 Bathtub Ring Bobby Bathtub Ring Bobby Grime Time All-Stars 4 8 0 DEAD
349 Keyboard Warrior Kyle Keyboard Warrior Kyle The Internet Comment Section 4 13 0 DEAD
350 Waiting Room William Waiting Room William The Healthcare Heroes 4 15 0 DEAD
351 Social Anxiety Sam Social Anxiety Sam The Participation Trophies 4 16 0 DEAD
352 Nextdoor Neighbor Ned Nextdoor Neighbor Ned Suburban Nightmares 2.0 4 18 0 ACTIVE
353 Donut Desperado Donut Desperado Food-Based Furies 3 3 0 DEAD
354 Nesticle Nesticle Needle Exchange 3 3 0 DEAD
355 Reverb Reverb The Forgotten Passwords 3 3 0 DEAD
356 Porkbun Pete Porkbun Pete Napster 3 4 0 DEAD
357 The Unlicensed Magician The Unlicensed Magician The Gas Station Gladiators 3 4 0 DEAD
358 Chairman of the Floor Chairman of the Floor Medical Billing Mafia 3 5 0 DEAD
359 Ctrl+Z Ctrl+Z Entropy United 3 5 0 DEAD
360 Low Gas Mode Low Gas Mode Free Agent 3 5 0 ACTIVE
361 Mop Chop Molly Mop Chop Molly Cleaning Crew Carnage 3 6 0 DEAD
362 Overthinking Olivia Overthinking Olivia Existential Crisis Club Expansion 3 7 0 DEAD
363 Captcha Chaos Champion Captcha Chaos Champion The Forgotten Passwords 3 8 0 DEAD
364 Febreze Frank “The Freshmaker” Febreze Frank “The Freshmaker” Cleaning Crew Carnage 3 8 0 DEAD
365 Scootie Scootie Pasta La Vista 3 8 0 DEAD
366 Muted Mike "Can You Hear Me Now" Muted Mike "Can You Hear Me Now" The Zoom Call Zombies 3 9 0 DEAD
367 Brian Littrell Brian Littrell Suburban Nightmares 2.0 3 17 0 DEAD
368 Borrowed Time Borrowed Time Bodily Horrors United 2 2 0 DEAD
369 Page 666 Page 666 Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 2 2 0 DEAD
370 Don Vito Don Vito The Zoom Call Zombies 2 3 0 DEAD
371 Lunch Break Lunch Break The Retail Apocalypse 2 3 0 DEAD
372 Splinter Testimony Splinter Testimony The Healthcare Heroes 2 3 0 DEAD
373 Cracked iPhone Screen Cracked iPhone Screen The Academic Assassins 2 4 0 DEAD
374 Just Greg Just Greg Suburban Nightmares 2.0 2 4 0 DEAD
375 The Pending Update The Pending Update The Zoom Call Zombies 2 5 0 DEAD
376 The Intern The Intern Napster 2 6 0 DEAD
377 Store Brand Stephanie Store Brand Stephanie Discount Apocalypse 2 7 0 DEAD
378 Wet Sock Walking Willie Wet Sock Walking Willie Bodily Horrors United 2 7 0 DEAD
379 Cookie Consent Karen Cookie Consent Karen Internet & Tech Terror 1 2 0 DEAD
380 Autocorrect Autocorrect The DMV Destroyers 1 3 0 DEAD
381 Coffee Break Carl Coffee Break Carl Corporate & Office Mayhem 1 4 0 DEAD
382 Wheelchair Willie "No Mercy" Wheelchair Willie "No Mercy" The Retirement Home Raiders 1 6 0 DEAD
383 Elbow Pope Elbow Pope Pasta La Vista 1 7 0 DEAD
384 Background Radiation Background Radiation The Zoom Call Zombies 1 21 0 UNDEAD
385 Flat Eric Flat Eric Custom Fighters 0 1 0 DEAD
386 Lisa Frank TrapperKeeper Lisa Frank TrapperKeeper Custom Fighters 0 1 0 DEAD
387 Windex Warrior Windex Warrior Cleaning Crew Carnage 0 1 0 DEAD
388 Phantom Vibration Phantom Vibration The Meat Sweats 0 6 0 DEAD

🥊 Rankings updated in real-time based on combat performance. All violence pre-approved by the Department of Recreational Violence.

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