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All registered violence practitioners ranked by combat record

389 registered Champions Hall of Fame
RANK FIGHTER TEAM WINS LOSSES DRAWS STATUS
1 The Last Two Percent The Last Two Percent The Final Boss Energy 81 10 0 ACTIVE
2 Deje Vu Again Deje Vu Again Free Agent 42 7 0 ACTIVE
3 Crystalized Entropy Crystalized Entropy Free Agent 42 10 0 ACTIVE
4 Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Napster 23 6 0 DEAD
5 Low Battery Mode Low Battery Mode The Final Boss Energy 79 23 0 ACTIVE
6 Swole Patroll Swole Patroll Needle Exchange 61 18 0 ACTIVE
7 The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With The DMV Destroyers 54 20 0 ACTIVE
8 Dean of Discipline Dean of Discipline The Academic Assassins 15 6 0 DEAD
9 Tucan Shakur Tucan Shakur Emotional Support Animals 48 20 0 ACTIVE
10 Monday Morning Monday Morning The Tide Pods 7 3 0 DEAD
11 Empyrean Angel Empyrean Angel The DMV Destroyers 41 18 1 ACTIVE
12 The Honorable Judge Fistmas The Honorable Judge Fistmas The MLM Martyrs 9 4 0 DEAD
13 Beef Injection Beef Injection Needle Exchange 67 30 0 ACTIVE
14 Glacial Patience Glacial Patience Custom Fighters 20 9 0 ACTIVE
15 Form 27-B Frank Form 27-B Frank The DMV Destroyers 55 25 0 ACTIVE
16 Nasty Nick Nasty Nick Garbage Pail Kids 11 5 0 DEAD
17 The Rock Johnson The Rock Johnson Napster 36 17 0 ACTIVE
18 Geologic Time Geologic Time Free Agent 23 11 0 ACTIVE
19 Stone Cold Steve Austin Stone Cold Steve Austin The DMV Destroyers 47 23 0 ACTIVE
20 War Machine War Machine The Sadness Merchants 48 24 0 ACTIVE
21 Gains McGainface Gains McGainface Needle Exchange 12 6 0 DEAD
22 Black Friday Brenda Black Friday Brenda The Retail Apocalypse 40 21 0 ACTIVE
23 Dr. Membrane PhD Dr. Membrane PhD The Time Wasters 36 19 0 ACTIVE
24 The Little Black Book The Little Black Book Free Agent 41 22 0 ACTIVE
25 Sixpack Santiago Sixpack Santiago The Zoom Call Zombies 47 26 0 ACTIVE
26 Caps Lock Carl Caps Lock Carl The Internet Comment Section 43 24 0 ACTIVE
27 Suds Sullivan Suds Sullivan The Tide Pods 43 24 0 ACTIVE
28 Bot Account Barbara Bot Account Barbara The Internet Comment Section 50 28 0 ACTIVE
29 The Submitted for Approval The Submitted for Approval Midnight Society 49 28 0 ACTIVE
30 The Implied The Implied The Final Boss Energy 35 20 0 ACTIVE
31 Broccoli Backhand Broccoli Backhand Food-Based Furies 7 4 0 DEAD
32 James Hetfield James Hetfield The Gas Station Gladiators 7 4 0 DEAD
33 Slobby Joe Jr. Slobby Joe Jr. The Final Boss Energy 40 23 0 ACTIVE
34 Troll King Tommy Troll King Tommy The Internet Comment Section 50 29 0 ACTIVE
35 Regional Manager Dave Regional Manager Dave The Corporate Overlords 43 25 0 DEAD
36 Engine Eberhardt Engine Eberhardt Bodily Horrors United 48 28 0 ACTIVE
37 The Efficiency Expert The Efficiency Expert The Corporate Overlords 53 31 0 ACTIVE
38 Fist Sundaze Fist Sundaze Bodily Horrors United 39 23 1 ACTIVE
39 Lasagna Layer Lord Lasagna Layer Lord Pasta La Vista 49 29 0 ACTIVE
40 French Toast Fury French Toast Fury Blood & Breakfast 35 21 0 ACTIVE
41 John Cena John Cena Entropy United 30 18 0 ACTIVE
42 Thighmaster Flex Thighmaster Flex The Glitch in the Matrix 25 15 0 ACTIVE
43 Ravioli Revolution Ravioli Revolution Pasta La Vista 10 6 0 DEAD
44 Swisher Sweet Swisher Sweet Midnight Society 33 20 0 ACTIVE
45 Joey Fatone Joey Fatone The Existential Crisis Club 23 14 0 DEAD
46 Donny "Dirty Mouth" McBubble Donny "Dirty Mouth" McBubble The Tide Pods 18 11 0 DEAD
47 YouTube Yolanda "Subscribe or Die" YouTube Yolanda "Subscribe or Die" The Social Media Influencers 18 11 0 DEAD
48 Reset Link Randy Reset Link Randy The Forgotten Passwords 39 24 0 ACTIVE
49 Mx. Noodle Mx. Noodle The Forgotten Passwords 26 16 0 ACTIVE
50 Meatball Massacre Mike Meatball Massacre Mike Pasta La Vista 13 8 0 DEAD
51 Brisket Friendo Brisket Friendo The Retail Apocalypse 34 21 0 ACTIVE
52 Nick Fuentes Nick Fuentes The Dupont Mutants 8 5 0 DEAD
53 Splinter Under Fingernail Splinter Under Fingernail Bodily Horrors United 8 5 0 DEAD
54 Donut Handler Donut Handler Emotional Support Animals 25 16 0 ACTIVE
55 Moist Carl Moist Carl The Conspiracy Theorists 31 20 0 ACTIVE
56 Sausage Festival Sausage Festival The Meat Sweats 57 37 0 ACTIVE
57 Student Loan Samantha Student Loan Samantha The Academic Assassins 40 26 0 ACTIVE
58 Empty Fridge at 2AM Empty Fridge at 2AM The Sadness Merchants 38 25 0 ACTIVE
59 Generic Cola Gary Generic Cola Gary Discount Apocalypse 38 25 0 ACTIVE
60 VIOLENCE PENDING VIOLENCE PENDING The Final Boss Energy 18 12 0 DEAD
61 Mookie Sanders Mookie Sanders The MLM Martyrs 15 10 0 DEAD
62 The Terms of Service The Terms of Service Cleaning Crew Carnage 6 4 0 DEAD
63 Nylon Dreams Nylon Dreams The Dupont Mutants 43 29 0 ACTIVE
64 The Vorpal Avenger The Vorpal Avenger Custom Fighters 31 21 0 ACTIVE
65 Autoplay Assassin Autoplay Assassin The Time Wasters 50 34 0 ACTIVE
66 Kevlar Breakfast Kevlar Breakfast The Dupont Mutants 44 30 0 ACTIVE
67 Glizzy Goblin Glizzy Goblin Midnight Society 22 15 0 DEAD
68 Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero" Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero" The Food Service Warriors 45 31 0 ACTIVE
69 The Unsubscribe Link The Unsubscribe Link Existential Crisis Club Expansion 45 31 0 ACTIVE
70 Snack Attack Stan Snack Attack Stan Food-Based Furies 33 23 0 ACTIVE
71 Dank Dill Dank Dill The Food Service Warriors 37 26 0 ACTIVE
72 Spreadsheet Specter Spreadsheet Specter Corporate & Office Mayhem 27 19 0 DEAD
73 Professor Punches Professor Punches Suburban Nightmares 62 44 0 ACTIVE
74 Bigfoot Believer Brenda Bigfoot Believer Brenda The Conspiracy Theorists 53 38 0 ACTIVE
75 LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network" LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network" The Social Media Influencers 43 31 0 ACTIVE
76 Deductible Dave "The Crusher" Deductible Dave "The Crusher" Medical Billing Mafia 29 21 0 ACTIVE
77 PowerPoint Paul “The Closer” PowerPoint Paul “The Closer” Corporate & Office Mayhem 29 21 0 ACTIVE
78 guwap guwap Custom Fighters 29 21 0 ACTIVE
79 Miss Demeanor Miss Demeanor The Corporate Overlords 22 16 0 ACTIVE
80 Slurpee Samurai Steve Slurpee Samurai Steve The Gas Station Gladiators 41 30 0 ACTIVE
81 Trash Expander Trash Expander Bodily Horrors United 30 22 1 ACTIVE
82 Void Gazer Supreme Void Gazer Supreme The Existential Crisis Club 46 34 0 ACTIVE
83 404 Not Found 404 Not Found The Glitch in the Matrix 35 26 0 ACTIVE
84 99 Cent Store Samurai 99 Cent Store Samurai Discount Apocalypse 39 29 0 ACTIVE
85 Count Dankula Count Dankula The DMV Destroyers 32 24 1 ACTIVE
86 Fists McExistential Fists McExistential The Dupont Mutants 12 9 0 DEAD
87 Manager Summoner Mike Manager Summoner Mike The Retail Apocalypse 12 9 0 DEAD
88 Sol Slug Sol Slug Midnight Society 45 34 0 ACTIVE
89 The Waffle Iron The Waffle Iron Blood & Breakfast 33 25 0 ACTIVE
90 Sandy Britches Sandy Britches The Social Media Influencers 29 22 0 ACTIVE
91 Crouton Crusher Crouton Crusher Food-Based Furies 43 33 1 ACTIVE
92 Rubber Glizzy Rubber Glizzy The Dupont Mutants 22 17 0 DEAD
93 The Footnote The Footnote The Forgotten Passwords 22 17 0 ACTIVE
94 Keanu Reeves Keanu Reeves Medical Billing Mafia 32 25 0 ACTIVE
95 Boiling Singularity Vapors Boiling Singularity Vapors The Existential Crisis Club 37 29 0 ACTIVE
96 Copay Carl Copay Carl The Healthcare Heroes 37 29 0 ACTIVE
97 Beef Supreme Beef Supreme The Meat Sweats 19 15 0 DEAD
98 Spandex Nightmare Spandex Nightmare The Dupont Mutants 44 35 0 ACTIVE
99 Librarian Linda "Shush of Death" Librarian Linda "Shush of Death" The Academic Assassins 35 28 0 ACTIVE
100 Two Factor Authentication Two Factor Authentication The Forgotten Passwords 36 29 0 ACTIVE
101 Tutorial Skip Tony Tutorial Skip Tony The Time Wasters 32 26 0 ACTIVE
102 Lawnmower Jesus Lawnmower Jesus The MLM Martyrs 28 23 0 ACTIVE
103 wilson wilson The Tide Pods 23 19 0 ACTIVE
104 Grout Goblin Gary Grout Goblin Gary Grime Time All-Stars 36 30 0 ACTIVE
105 Warwick Davis Warwick Davis Internet & Tech Terror 36 30 0 ACTIVE
106 John Jimmy John Jimmy The Social Media Influencers 24 20 0 ACTIVE
107 HOA President Peterson HOA President Peterson Suburban Nightmares 12 10 0 DEAD
108 Robert Trujillo Robert Trujillo The Food Service Warriors 12 10 0 DEAD
109 Mayhem Breakfast Mayhem Breakfast Entropy United 37 31 0 ACTIVE
110 Arnold Schwarzenegger Arnold Schwarzenegger The Glitch in the Matrix 25 21 0 ACTIVE
111 Jelly Burgertoes Jelly Burgertoes The Conspiracy Theorists 38 32 0 ACTIVE
112 YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY Discount Apocalypse 32 27 0 UNDEAD
113 Grollis Zephyr Grollis Zephyr The Forgotten Passwords 39 33 0 ACTIVE
114 Teflon Moonbeam Teflon Moonbeam The Dupont Mutants 39 33 0 ACTIVE
115 Gas Berger Gas Berger The DMV Destroyers 26 22 0 ACTIVE
116 Yogurt the Destroyer Yogurt the Destroyer The Gas Station Gladiators 26 22 0 ACTIVE
117 Loading Screen Eternity Loading Screen Eternity The Time Wasters 46 39 0 ACTIVE
118 Crayon Scribble in Blood Red Crayon Scribble in Blood Red Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 27 23 0 ACTIVE
119 Third Floor Bathroom Mirror Third Floor Bathroom Mirror Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 28 24 0 ACTIVE
120 Hair in the Drain Helena Hair in the Drain Helena Grime Time All-Stars 7 6 0 DEAD
121 The First Prime Number The First Prime Number Existential Crisis Club Expansion 7 6 0 DEAD
122 Baiten Switch Baiten Switch Midnight Society 43 37 0 ACTIVE
123 Closing Time Tim Closing Time Tim The Retail Apocalypse 37 32 0 ACTIVE
124 Toilet Bowl Stain Steve Toilet Bowl Stain Steve Grime Time All-Stars 37 32 0 ACTIVE
125 Crying in Cars Caroline Crying in Cars Caroline The Sadness Merchants 30 26 0 ACTIVE
126 Frozen Screen Frank Frozen Screen Frank The Zoom Call Zombies 38 33 0 ACTIVE
127 Kirk Hammett Kirk Hammett The Final Boss Energy 31 27 0 ACTIVE
128 Tahini Poinsettia Tahini Poinsettia The Gas Station Gladiators 39 34 0 ACTIVE
129 Average Joe Average Joe The Corporate Overlords 32 28 0 ACTIVE
130 Sprinkler System Sam Sprinkler System Sam Suburban Nightmares 2.0 24 21 1 ACTIVE
131 Syrup Strangler Syrup Strangler Blood & Breakfast 8 7 0 DEAD
132 Snotty Scotty Snotty Scotty Garbage Pail Kids 36 32 0 ACTIVE
133 Nurse Nightmare Nancy Nurse Nightmare Nancy The Healthcare Heroes 38 34 0 ACTIVE
134 Xandra Pancakes Xandra Pancakes Blood & Breakfast 19 17 0 DEAD
135 Dust Bunny Dominator Dust Bunny Dominator Cleaning Crew Carnage 29 26 0 ACTIVE
136 Moon Landing Mike Moon Landing Mike The Conspiracy Theorists 10 9 0 DEAD
137 Penne for Your Thoughts Penne for Your Thoughts Pasta La Vista 31 28 0 DEAD
138 Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious" Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious" The Food Service Warriors 32 29 0 ACTIVE
139 Prior Authorization Paul Prior Authorization Paul Medical Billing Mafia 32 29 0 ACTIVE
140 Neckbeard Nathan Neckbeard Nathan The Internet Comment Section 11 10 0 DEAD
141 Polymer Paradise Polymer Paradise Free Agent 11 10 0 DEAD
142 Auto-Correct Apocalypse Auto-Correct Apocalypse Internet & Tech Terror 34 31 0 ACTIVE
143 Pancake Stabber Stevens Pancake Stabber Stevens Blood & Breakfast 23 21 1 ACTIVE
144 The Misnomer The Misnomer The Forgotten Passwords 24 22 0 ACTIVE
145 Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming" Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming" Existential Crisis Club Expansion 41 38 0 ACTIVE
146 Pork Chop Paradise Pork Chop Paradise The Meat Sweats 41 38 0 UNDEAD
147 Banana Hammurabi Banana Hammurabi The Meat Sweats 28 26 0 ACTIVE
148 Early Bird Eddie Early Bird Eddie The Retirement Home Raiders 29 27 0 ACTIVE
149 Garage Sale Gloria Garage Sale Gloria Suburban Nightmares 2.0 30 28 0 ACTIVE
150 Karen "Compliance" Thompson Karen "Compliance" Thompson The Corporate Overlords 33 31 0 ACTIVE
151 Surprise Bill Betty Surprise Bill Betty Medical Billing Mafia 33 31 0 ACTIVE
152 The Carbonara Killer The Carbonara Killer Pasta La Vista 33 31 0 ACTIVE
153 Leggings Legend Lisa Leggings Legend Lisa The MLM Martyrs 18 17 0 DEAD
154 Steve Irwin Steve Irwin The Final Boss Energy 18 17 0 DEAD
155 The Meaning Seeker The Meaning Seeker The Existential Crisis Club 38 36 0 ACTIVE
156 John Lennon John Lennon The Tide Pods 40 38 0 ACTIVE
157 Bacon Windfall Bacon Windfall The Meat Sweats 42 40 0 UNDEAD
158 Granite Sinclair Granite Sinclair Bodily Horrors United 22 21 0 ACTIVE
159 Fresh Rodriguez Fresh Rodriguez The Tide Pods 47 45 0 ACTIVE
160 The Ellipsis The Ellipsis The Retirement Home Raiders 26 25 0 ACTIVE
161 Shrek Shrek The Academic Assassins 27 26 0 ACTIVE
162 Probability Jane Probability Jane Garbage Pail Kids 28 27 0 ACTIVE
163 Birthday Alone Barry Birthday Alone Barry The Sadness Merchants 30 29 0 ACTIVE
164 Knockoff Kevin Knockoff Kevin Discount Apocalypse 33 32 0 ACTIVE
165 Vacuum Vinnie Vacuum Vinnie Cleaning Crew Carnage 36 35 0 ACTIVE
166 Gross Gary Gross Gary Garbage Pail Kids 40 39 0 ACTIVE
167 Polymer McGillicuddy Polymer McGillicuddy The Dupont Mutants 49 49 0 UNDEAD
168 Basement Dweller Brad Basement Dweller Brad The Participation Trophies 44 44 1 ACTIVE
169 First Sunday First Sunday Needle Exchange 31 31 1 ACTIVE
170 Lawn Care Larry Lawn Care Larry Suburban Nightmares 29 29 0 ACTIVE
171 Derek Moneyberg Derek Moneyberg Suburban Nightmares 27 27 0 ACTIVE
172 Jean-Claude Van Damme Jean-Claude Van Damme The Glitch in the Matrix 25 25 0 ACTIVE
173 Double Cup Dwayne Double Cup Dwayne Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 19 19 0 ACTIVE
174 Low Gas Mode Low Gas Mode Free Agent 17 17 0 ACTIVE
175 Lottery Ticket Larry Lottery Ticket Larry The Gas Station Gladiators 12 12 0 DEAD
176 Tale of the Broken Elevator Tale of the Broken Elevator Midnight Society 11 11 0 DEAD
177 Steven Seagal Steven Seagal The Tide Pods 10 10 0 DEAD
178 Yurts Buttercup Yurts Buttercup The Glitch in the Matrix 10 10 0 DEAD
179 Chairman Meow Chairman Meow Blood & Breakfast 9 9 0 DEAD
180 Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying” Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying” Internet & Tech Terror 9 9 0 DEAD
181 Micromanage Mike Micromanage Mike Corporate & Office Mayhem 6 6 0 DEAD
182 HOA Sniper Sally HOA Sniper Sally Suburban Nightmares 2.0 5 5 0 DEAD
183 Nancy From HR Nancy From HR The DMV Destroyers 32 33 0 ACTIVE
184 Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator” Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator” Food-Based Furies 30 31 0 ACTIVE
185 Shuffleboard Shirley Shuffleboard Shirley The Retirement Home Raiders 27 28 0 ACTIVE
186 Supplement Steve "Boss Babe" Supplement Steve "Boss Babe" The MLM Martyrs 27 28 0 ACTIVE
187 Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr. Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr. Discount Apocalypse 21 22 0 ACTIVE
188 Disorder McFrenzy Disorder McFrenzy Entropy United 38 40 0 ACTIVE
189 Chorby Short Chorby Short Emotional Support Animals 33 35 0 ACTIVE
190 Nick Carter Nick Carter Needle Exchange 32 34 0 ACTIVE
191 Out of Network Nancy Out of Network Nancy Medical Billing Mafia 29 31 0 ACTIVE
192 Nicolas Cage Nicolas Cage Emotional Support Animals 14 15 0 DEAD
193 Stinky Pete Stinky Pete Garbage Pail Kids 39 42 0 ACTIVE
194 Background Blur Betty Background Blur Betty The Zoom Call Zombies 13 14 0 DEAD
195 Square Root Square Root The Zoom Call Zombies 25 27 0 ACTIVE
196 Clearance Rack Rachel Clearance Rack Rachel The Retail Apocalypse 35 38 0 ACTIVE
197 Chaos Windfall Chaos Windfall Entropy United 23 25 0 DEAD
198 Pangolin Ruiz Pangolin Ruiz Napster 34 37 0 ACTIVE
199 JC Chasez JC Chasez The Meat Sweats 11 12 0 DEAD
200 HR Hivemind Helen HR Hivemind Helen Corporate & Office Mayhem 21 23 0 ACTIVE
201 Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher" Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher" The Food Service Warriors 10 11 0 DEAD
202 Deadline Debra Deadline Debra Corporate & Office Mayhem 10 11 0 DEAD
203 Unanswered Text Anxiety Unanswered Text Anxiety The Sadness Merchants 39 43 0 ACTIVE
204 Delivery Driver Danny Delivery Driver Danny The Food Service Warriors 28 31 0 ACTIVE
205 Reality Buffering… Reality Buffering… Existential Crisis Club Expansion 27 30 0 ACTIVE
206 Deja Vu Again Deja Vu Again Free Agent 18 20 0 UNDEAD
207 Sunday Night Dread Sunday Night Dread The Sadness Merchants 26 29 0 ACTIVE
208 Cabbage Jenkins Cabbage Jenkins Needle Exchange 25 28 0 ACTIVE
209 Toaster Bath Toaster Bath Midnight Society 24 27 0 ACTIVE
210 Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens The Corporate Overlords 31 35 0 ACTIVE
211 Anarchy Moonbeam Anarchy Moonbeam Entropy United 45 51 0 ACTIVE
212 Howie Dorough Howie Dorough Entropy United 30 34 0 ACTIVE
213 Mike Tyson Mike Tyson The Zoom Call Zombies 29 33 0 ACTIVE
214 Loch Ness Monster Loch Ness Monster The Academic Assassins 14 16 0 DEAD
215 Bolognese Blitz Bolognese Blitz Food-Based Furies 7 8 0 DEAD
216 Hornswoggle Hornswoggle Suburban Nightmares 7 8 0 DEAD
217 Maybe Tomorrow Maybe Tomorrow The Existential Crisis Club 27 31 0 ACTIVE
218 Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare" Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare" The Food Service Warriors 33 38 0 ACTIVE
219 Messy Tessie Messy Tessie Garbage Pail Kids 13 15 0 DEAD
220 Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager The Social Media Influencers 25 29 0 ACTIVE
221 Serif Serif Needle Exchange 25 29 0 ACTIVE
222 Tony the Concept Tony the Concept Cleaning Crew Carnage 6 7 0 DEAD
223 Knuckle up Nick Knuckle up Nick Custom Fighters 23 27 0 ACTIVE
224 Participation Trophy Tom Participation Trophy Tom The Participation Trophies 49 58 0 ACTIVE
225 ChoKING on LeeSUN ChoKING on LeeSUN The Retirement Home Raiders 25 30 0 ACTIVE
226 Bingo Bertha "The Destroyer" Bingo Bertha "The Destroyer" The Retirement Home Raiders 15 18 0 DEAD
227 Professor Punishment PhD Professor Punishment PhD The Academic Assassins 10 12 0 DEAD
228 The Margin Note The Margin Note The MLM Martyrs 10 12 0 DEAD
229 Depression Bear Depression Bear Emotional Support Animals 5 6 0 DEAD
230 nft.altruist nft.altruist The Sadness Merchants 5 6 0 DEAD
231 Beta Tester Bob Beta Tester Bob Internet & Tech Terror 23 28 0 ACTIVE
232 Patch Note Pete Patch Note Pete Internet & Tech Terror 22 27 1 ACTIVE
233 Stretch Filigree Stretch Filigree Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 35 43 0 ACTIVE
234 TV Remote TV Remote Entropy United 17 21 0 ACTIVE
235 Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time" Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time" The Healthcare Heroes 21 26 0 ACTIVE
236 Hot Dog Roller Helena Hot Dog Roller Helena The Gas Station Gladiators 25 31 0 ACTIVE
237 Paul McCartney Paul McCartney Napster 32 40 0 ACTIVE
238 Soccer Mom Supreme Soccer Mom Supreme Suburban Nightmares 12 15 0 DEAD
239 Punchin Bag Punchin Bag Garbage Pail Kids 39 49 0 ACTIVE
240 Therapy Llama Therapy Llama Emotional Support Animals 31 39 0 ACTIVE
241 Static Cling Static Cling Food-Based Furies 19 24 0 ACTIVE
242 Energy Drink Eddie Energy Drink Eddie The Gas Station Gladiators 22 28 0 ACTIVE
243 Déjà Vu Again Déjà Vu Again The Glitch in the Matrix 25 32 0 ACTIVE
244 Dead Houseplant Duncan Dead Houseplant Duncan The Sadness Merchants 7 9 0 DEAD
245 Justin Timberlake Justin Timberlake Medical Billing Mafia 7 9 0 DEAD
246 Moldy Shower Curtain Mike Moldy Shower Curtain Mike Grime Time All-Stars 24 31 0 ACTIVE
247 The Leaf Blower The Leaf Blower Suburban Nightmares 2.0 20 26 0 ACTIVE
248 Flat Earth Fred Flat Earth Fred The Conspiracy Theorists 10 13 0 DEAD
249 Grill Master Gary Grill Master Gary Suburban Nightmares 10 13 0 DEAD
250 Captain Yawnpunch Captain Yawnpunch Needle Exchange 23 30 0 ACTIVE
251 Comfort Septemberish Comfort Septemberish The Final Boss Energy 35 46 1 ACTIVE
252 Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” Corporate & Office Mayhem 19 25 0 ACTIVE
253 Coaching Course Carol Coaching Course Carol The MLM Martyrs 28 37 0 ACTIVE
254 Insurance Denial Ian Insurance Denial Ian The Healthcare Heroes 27 36 0 ACTIVE
255 The Finger Counter The Finger Counter Blood & Breakfast 20 27 0 DEAD
256 Millipede Aqualuft Millipede Aqualuft The MLM Martyrs 22 30 0 ACTIVE
257 X-Ray Xavier X-Ray Xavier The Healthcare Heroes 8 11 0 DEAD
258 Comfort Gecko Comfort Gecko Emotional Support Animals 13 18 0 DEAD
259 Impostor Syndrome Sid Impostor Syndrome Sid Existential Crisis Club Expansion 23 32 0 ACTIVE
260 Captain Hindsight Captain Hindsight The Conspiracy Theorists 22 31 0 ACTIVE
261 Live Leaked Live Leaked The Glitch in the Matrix 17 24 0 ACTIVE
262 Unattended Swing Set Unattended Swing Set Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 17 24 0 ACTIVE
263 Cell Longarms Cell Longarms The Final Boss Energy 24 34 0 ACTIVE
264 Wikipedia Rabbit Hole Wikipedia Rabbit Hole The Time Wasters 26 37 0 ACTIVE
265 Lars Ulrich Lars Ulrich Napster 28 40 0 ACTIVE
266 Thilly Gooth Thilly Gooth The Forgotten Passwords 28 40 0 ACTIVE
267 Babyface Guillotine Babyface Guillotine Midnight Society 14 20 0 ACTIVE
268 Pocket Protector Pete Pocket Protector Pete The Participation Trophies 23 33 0 ACTIVE
269 Marilyn Manson Marilyn Manson The Conspiracy Theorists 25 36 0 UNDEAD
270 Nextdoor Neighbor Ned Nextdoor Neighbor Ned Suburban Nightmares 2.0 20 29 0 ACTIVE
271 BO BAX JR FACT BO BAX JR FACT Cleaning Crew Carnage 31 45 0 ACTIVE
272 Passive Voice Passive Voice The Social Media Influencers 13 19 0 ACTIVE
273 Denture Deborah Denture Deborah The Retirement Home Raiders 30 44 1 ACTIVE
274 George Harrison George Harrison The Conspiracy Theorists 23 34 0 ACTIVE
275 Artisanal Windbreaker Artisanal Windbreaker The Participation Trophies 22 33 0 DEAD
276 Leftover Larry Leftover Larry Food-Based Furies 18 27 0 ACTIVE
277 The Buffer The Buffer The Glitch in the Matrix 4 6 0 DEAD
278 Krazy K Krazy K The Tide Pods 27 41 0 UNDEAD
279 Mommy Issues Mike Mommy Issues Mike The Participation Trophies 32 49 0 ACTIVE
280 Home Depot Manager Home Depot Manager The Dupont Mutants 28 43 0 ACTIVE
281 Burrito Supreme Burrito Supreme The Meat Sweats 11 17 0 UNDEAD
282 Scroll Forever Susan Scroll Forever Susan The Time Wasters 20 31 1 ACTIVE
283 Why Am I Here Johnson Why Am I Here Johnson The Existential Crisis Club 29 45 0 ACTIVE
284 AJ McLean AJ McLean Emotional Support Animals 14 22 0 DEAD
285 Fish Summer Fish Summer The Food Service Warriors 26 41 0 ACTIVE
286 Quarterly Report Jones Quarterly Report Jones The Corporate Overlords 19 30 0 ACTIVE
287 Lance Bass Lance Bass Blood & Breakfast 5 8 0 DEAD
288 Linguine Lightning Linguine Lightning Pasta La Vista 5 8 0 DEAD
289 Karen of the Comments Karen of the Comments The Internet Comment Section 23 37 0 ACTIVE
290 PTA Meeting Patricia PTA Meeting Patricia Suburban Nightmares 21 34 0 ACTIVE
291 Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor" Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor" The Academic Assassins 21 35 0 ACTIVE
292 Returns Policy Rita Returns Policy Rita The Retail Apocalypse 6 10 0 DEAD
293 Verne Troyer Verne Troyer Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 23 39 0 ACTIVE
294 Chris Kirkpatrick Chris Kirkpatrick Grime Time All-Stars 10 17 0 DEAD
295 Bob Ross Bob Ross The Glitch in the Matrix 27 46 0 ACTIVE
296 Dr. Burnout Betty Dr. Burnout Betty The Healthcare Heroes 21 36 0 ACTIVE
297 Soap Scum Supreme Soap Scum Supreme Grime Time All-Stars 15 26 0 ACTIVE
298 404 Error Evan 404 Error Evan Internet & Tech Terror 19 33 0 UNDEAD
299 Ringo Starr Ringo Starr The Meat Sweats 19 33 0 ACTIVE
300 Skunkhand Jenkins Skunkhand Jenkins Blood & Breakfast 23 40 0 UNDEAD
301 Rinse Jackson Rinse Jackson The Tide Pods 27 47 0 UNDEAD
302 Lady Chaos Lady Chaos Entropy United 28 49 0 UNDEAD
303 Stu Trololol Stu Trololol The Retirement Home Raiders 20 35 0 ACTIVE
304 Uncle Kick Salad Uncle Kick Salad Napster 16 28 0 ACTIVE
305 Twitch Streamer Tyler Twitch Streamer Tyler The Social Media Influencers 8 14 0 DEAD
306 Booger McGillicuddy Booger McGillicuddy The Participation Trophies 24 43 0 ACTIVE
307 --- --- The Corporate Overlords 5 9 0 DEAD
308 Moth With a Knife Moth With a Knife The Dupont Mutants 16 29 0 ACTIVE
309 Last Pick Larry Last Pick Larry The Participation Trophies 28 51 0 ACTIVE
310 Gordon Ramsay Gordon Ramsay Napster 19 35 0 UNDEAD
311 TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence" TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence" The Social Media Influencers 21 39 0 ACTIVE
312 One More Episode Ed One More Episode Ed The Time Wasters 7 13 0 DEAD
313 Sleep Paralysis Pam Sleep Paralysis Pam Existential Crisis Club Expansion 7 13 0 DEAD
314 Mr. Rogers Mr. Rogers The Existential Crisis Club 16 30 0 ACTIVE
315 The Rubber Stamp The Rubber Stamp Suburban Nightmares 2.0 8 15 0 DEAD
316 Slosh Gulp Slosh Gulp The Academic Assassins 9 17 0 DEAD
317 Gilbert Gottfried Gilbert Gottfried The Corporate Overlords 20 38 0 ACTIVE
318 Instagram Ian "Content Creator" Instagram Ian "Content Creator" The Social Media Influencers 21 41 0 ACTIVE
319 Baby Triumphant Baby Triumphant Garbage Pail Kids 24 47 0 ACTIVE
320 Beans McBlase Beans McBlase The Meat Sweats 24 48 0 UNDEAD
321 Danny DeVito Danny DeVito Medical Billing Mafia 7 14 0 DEAD
322 Grammar Nazi Gertrude Grammar Nazi Gertrude The Internet Comment Section 7 14 0 DEAD
323 Kevin Richardson Kevin Richardson Discount Apocalypse 6 12 0 DEAD
324 Self-Checkout Stan Self-Checkout Stan The Retail Apocalypse 6 12 0 DEAD
325 Reply Guy Rick Reply Guy Rick The Internet Comment Section 5 10 0 DEAD
326 Bathtub Ring Bobby Bathtub Ring Bobby Grime Time All-Stars 4 8 0 DEAD
327 Are You Afraid of the Shark Are You Afraid of the Shark Midnight Society 20 41 0 UNDEAD
328 Ingrown Toenail Igor Ingrown Toenail Igor Bodily Horrors United 19 40 1 UNDEAD
329 The Mysterious Bathroom Smell The Mysterious Bathroom Smell Grime Time All-Stars 18 38 0 ACTIVE
330 What Even Is This What Even Is This The Existential Crisis Club 25 54 0 UNDEAD
331 SwizzleSchtick SwizzleSchtick The Conspiracy Theorists 5 11 0 DEAD
332 Fart Sniffer Supreme Fart Sniffer Supreme The Participation Trophies 21 47 0 UNDEAD
333 Line Number Linda Line Number Linda The DMV Destroyers 16 36 0 ACTIVE
334 Just Five More Minutes Just Five More Minutes The Time Wasters 7 16 0 DEAD
335 Overthinking Olivia Overthinking Olivia Existential Crisis Club Expansion 3 7 0 DEAD
336 Wedgie Magnet Wedgie Magnet The Participation Trophies 18 43 0 ACTIVE
337 Krazy Angel Krazy Angel Free Agent 10 25 0 ACTIVE
338 Captcha Chaos Champion Captcha Chaos Champion The Forgotten Passwords 3 8 0 DEAD
339 Febreze Frank “The Freshmaker” Febreze Frank “The Freshmaker” Cleaning Crew Carnage 3 8 0 DEAD
340 Scootie Scootie Pasta La Vista 3 8 0 DEAD
341 Anxiety Duck Anxiety Duck Emotional Support Animals 12 34 0 ACTIVE
342 Dollar Menu Doom Dollar Menu Doom Discount Apocalypse 12 36 0 UNDEAD
343 Kennedy Loser Kennedy Loser Suburban Nightmares 11 33 0 ACTIVE
344 Deja Vu Deja Vu Bodily Horrors United 8 24 0 UNDEAD
345 Essential Oil Olivia Essential Oil Olivia The MLM Martyrs 5 15 0 DEAD
346 Muted Mike "Can You Hear Me Now" Muted Mike "Can You Hear Me Now" The Zoom Call Zombies 3 9 0 DEAD
347 Keyboard Warrior Kyle Keyboard Warrior Kyle The Internet Comment Section 4 13 0 DEAD
348 Betty White Betty White Medical Billing Mafia 11 36 0 UNDEAD
349 Ctrl+Alt+Delilah Ctrl+Alt+Delilah Corporate & Office Mayhem 10 34 0 UNDEAD
350 Diplomatic Immunity Diplomatic Immunity Free Agent 10 36 0 UNDEAD
351 Waiting Room William Waiting Room William The Healthcare Heroes 4 15 0 DEAD
352 Social Anxiety Sam Social Anxiety Sam The Participation Trophies 4 16 0 DEAD
353 Sweet Baby Ray Sweet Baby Ray Custom Fighters 6 29 0 UNDEAD
354 Brian Littrell Brian Littrell Suburban Nightmares 2.0 3 17 0 DEAD
355 Background Radiation Background Radiation The Zoom Call Zombies 5 32 0 UNDEAD
Unranked Too Many Tabs Open Too Many Tabs Open Existential Crisis Club Expansion 5 2 0 DEAD
Unranked cinder goblin cinder goblin Custom Fighters 2 0 0 ACTIVE
Unranked Darryl Blueberry Darryl Blueberry The Gas Station Gladiators 4 3 0 DEAD
Unranked Elevator Music Elevator Music Garbage Pail Kids 4 3 0 DEAD
Unranked Donut Desperado Donut Desperado Food-Based Furies 3 3 0 DEAD
Unranked Nesticle Nesticle Needle Exchange 3 3 0 DEAD
Unranked Reverb Reverb The Forgotten Passwords 3 3 0 DEAD
Unranked Borrowed Time Borrowed Time Bodily Horrors United 2 2 0 DEAD
Unranked Page 666 Page 666 Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 2 2 0 DEAD
Unranked The Algorithm The Algorithm Internet & Tech Terror 4 5 0 DEAD
Unranked The Thing in the Air Ducts The Thing in the Air Ducts Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 4 5 0 DEAD
Unranked Porkbun Pete Porkbun Pete Napster 3 4 0 DEAD
Unranked The Unlicensed Magician The Unlicensed Magician The Gas Station Gladiators 3 4 0 DEAD
Unranked Don Vito Don Vito The Zoom Call Zombies 2 3 0 DEAD
Unranked Lunch Break Lunch Break The Retail Apocalypse 2 3 0 DEAD
Unranked Splinter Testimony Splinter Testimony The Healthcare Heroes 2 3 0 DEAD
Unranked Chairman of the Floor Chairman of the Floor Medical Billing Mafia 3 5 0 DEAD
Unranked Ctrl+Z Ctrl+Z Entropy United 3 5 0 DEAD
Unranked Mop Chop Molly Mop Chop Molly Cleaning Crew Carnage 3 6 0 DEAD
Unranked Cracked iPhone Screen Cracked iPhone Screen The Academic Assassins 2 4 0 DEAD
Unranked Just Greg Just Greg Suburban Nightmares 2.0 2 4 0 DEAD
Unranked Cookie Consent Karen Cookie Consent Karen Internet & Tech Terror 1 2 0 DEAD
Unranked The Pending Update The Pending Update The Zoom Call Zombies 2 5 0 DEAD
Unranked The Intern The Intern Napster 2 6 0 DEAD
Unranked Autocorrect Autocorrect The DMV Destroyers 1 3 0 DEAD
Unranked Store Brand Stephanie Store Brand Stephanie Discount Apocalypse 2 7 0 DEAD
Unranked Wet Sock Walking Willie Wet Sock Walking Willie Bodily Horrors United 2 7 0 DEAD
Unranked Coffee Break Carl Coffee Break Carl Corporate & Office Mayhem 1 4 0 DEAD
Unranked Wheelchair Willie "No Mercy" Wheelchair Willie "No Mercy" The Retirement Home Raiders 1 6 0 DEAD
Unranked Elbow Pope Elbow Pope Pasta La Vista 1 7 0 DEAD
Unranked Flat Eric Flat Eric Custom Fighters 0 1 0 DEAD
Unranked Lisa Frank TrapperKeeper Lisa Frank TrapperKeeper Custom Fighters 0 1 0 DEAD
Unranked Windex Warrior Windex Warrior Cleaning Crew Carnage 0 1 0 DEAD
Unranked Phantom Vibration Phantom Vibration The Meat Sweats 0 6 0 DEAD

Rankings updated in real-time based on combat performance. All violence pre-approved by the Department of Recreational Violence.

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