🥊 SPOODBLORT

💀 FIGHTER RANKINGS 💀

All registered violence practitioners ranked by combat record

RANK FIGHTER TEAM WINS LOSSES DRAWS STATUS
👑 1 Autoplay Assassin The Time Wasters 5 0 0 ACTIVE
🥈 2 Robert Trujillo Free Agent 5 0 0 ACTIVE
🥉 3 Closing Time Tim The Retail Apocalypse 5 1 0 ACTIVE
4 Stone Cold Steve Austin Free Agent 4 0 0 ACTIVE
5 The Efficiency Expert The Corporate Overlords 4 0 0 ACTIVE
6 404 Not Found The Glitch in the Matrix 4 1 0 ACTIVE
7 Fresh Rodriguez The Tide Pods 4 1 0 ACTIVE
8 Polymer McGillicuddy The Dupont Mutants 4 1 0 ACTIVE
9 Spandex Nightmare The Dupont Mutants 4 1 0 ACTIVE
10 Copay Carl The Healthcare Heroes 3 0 0 ACTIVE
11 Denture Deborah The Retirement Home Raiders 3 0 0 ACTIVE
12 Disorder McFrenzy Entropy United 3 0 0 ACTIVE
13 Donny "Dirty Mouth" McBubble The Tide Pods 3 0 0 ACTIVE
14 Keanu Reeves Free Agent 3 0 0 ACTIVE
15 Professor Punches Free Agent 3 0 0 ACTIVE
16 The Rock Johnson Free Agent 3 0 0 ACTIVE
17 Troll King Tommy The Internet Comment Section 3 0 0 ACTIVE
18 Engine Eberhardt Free Agent 3 1 0 ACTIVE
19 Gordon Ramsay Free Agent 3 1 0 ACTIVE
20 Joey Fatone Free Agent 3 1 0 ACTIVE
21 John Lennon Free Agent 3 1 0 ACTIVE
22 Messy Tessie Garbage Pail Kids 3 1 0 ACTIVE
23 Scroll Forever Susan The Time Wasters 3 1 0 ACTIVE
24 Suds Sullivan The Tide Pods 3 1 0 ACTIVE
25 Swole Patroll Needle Exchange 3 1 0 ACTIVE
26 AJ McLean Free Agent 3 2 0 ACTIVE
27 Fart Sniffer Supreme The Participation Trophies 3 2 0 ACTIVE
28 Ringo Starr Free Agent 3 2 0 ACTIVE
29 TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence" The Social Media Influencers 3 2 0 ACTIVE
30 Are You Afraid of the Shark Midnight Society 2 0 0 ACTIVE
31 Black Friday Brenda The Retail Apocalypse 2 0 0 ACTIVE
32 Caps Lock Carl The Internet Comment Section 2 0 0 ACTIVE
33 Chuck Norris Free Agent 2 0 0 ACTIVE
34 Danny DeVito Free Agent 2 0 0 ACTIVE
35 Empyrean Angel Custom Fighters 2 0 0 ACTIVE
36 Form 27-B Frank The DMV Destroyers 2 0 0 ACTIVE
37 John Cena Free Agent 2 0 0 ACTIVE
38 Neckbeard Nathan The Internet Comment Section 2 0 0 ACTIVE
39 Penne for Your Thoughts Pasta La Vista 2 0 0 ACTIVE
40 Pocket Protector Pete The Participation Trophies 2 0 0 ACTIVE
41 Professor Punishment PhD The Academic Assassins 2 0 0 ACTIVE
42 Sausage Festival The Meat Sweats 2 0 0 ACTIVE
43 Soccer Mom Supreme Suburban Nightmares 2 0 0 ACTIVE
44 The Submitted for Approval Midnight Society 2 0 0 ACTIVE
45 Therapy Llama Emotional Support Animals 2 0 0 ACTIVE
46 VIOLENCE PENDING Custom Fighters 2 0 0 ACTIVE
47 YouTube Yolanda "Subscribe or Die" The Social Media Influencers 2 0 0 ACTIVE
48 Arnold Schwarzenegger Free Agent 2 1 0 ACTIVE
49 Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher" The Food Service Warriors 2 1 0 ACTIVE
50 Bigfoot Believer Brenda The Conspiracy Theorists 2 1 0 ACTIVE
51 Brisket Friendo Free Agent 2 1 0 ACTIVE
52 Delivery Driver Danny The Food Service Warriors 2 1 0 ACTIVE
53 Lance Bass Free Agent 2 1 0 ACTIVE
54 Mike Tyson Free Agent 2 1 0 ACTIVE
55 Nasty Nick Garbage Pail Kids 2 1 0 ACTIVE
56 Pork Chop Paradise The Meat Sweats 2 1 0 ACTIVE
57 Shrek Free Agent 2 1 0 ACTIVE
58 Sixpack Santiago Free Agent 2 1 0 ACTIVE
59 Slosh Gulp Free Agent 2 1 0 ACTIVE
60 Steve Irwin Free Agent 2 1 0 ACTIVE
61 The Last Two Percent The Final Boss Energy 2 1 0 ACTIVE
62 War Machine Free Agent 2 1 0 ACTIVE
63 Chaos Windfall Entropy United 2 2 0 ACTIVE
64 Grollis Zephyr Free Agent 2 2 0 ACTIVE
65 Hot Dog Roller Helena The Gas Station Gladiators 2 2 0 ACTIVE
66 JC Chasez Free Agent 2 2 0 ACTIVE
67 Karen "Compliance" Thompson The Corporate Overlords 2 2 0 ACTIVE
68 Karen of the Comments The Internet Comment Section 2 2 0 ACTIVE
69 Librarian Linda "Shush of Death" The Academic Assassins 2 2 0 ACTIVE
70 Mommy Issues Mike The Participation Trophies 2 2 0 ACTIVE
71 The Carbonara Killer Pasta La Vista 2 2 0 ACTIVE
72 Why Am I Here Johnson The Existential Crisis Club 2 2 0 ACTIVE
73 What Even Is This The Existential Crisis Club 2 3 0 ACTIVE
74 Artisanal Windbreaker The Participation Trophies 1 0 0 ACTIVE
75 Baiten Switch Custom Fighters 1 0 0 ACTIVE
76 Betty White Free Agent 1 0 0 ACTIVE
77 Chorby Short Free Agent 1 0 0 ACTIVE
78 Dean of Discipline The Academic Assassins 1 0 0 ACTIVE
79 Depression Bear Emotional Support Animals 1 0 0 ACTIVE
80 Early Bird Eddie The Retirement Home Raiders 1 0 0 ACTIVE
81 Energy Drink Eddie The Gas Station Gladiators 1 0 0 ACTIVE
82 Grill Master Gary Suburban Nightmares 1 0 0 ACTIVE
83 Jean-Claude Van Damme Free Agent 1 0 0 ACTIVE
84 Justin Timberlake Free Agent 1 0 0 ACTIVE
85 Lady Chaos Entropy United 1 0 0 ACTIVE
86 Leggings Legend Lisa The MLM Martyrs 1 0 0 ACTIVE
87 Linguine Lightning Pasta La Vista 1 0 0 ACTIVE
88 Moon Landing Mike The Conspiracy Theorists 1 0 0 ACTIVE
89 Mr. Rogers Free Agent 1 0 0 ACTIVE
90 Paul McCartney Free Agent 1 0 0 ACTIVE
91 Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time" The Healthcare Heroes 1 0 0 ACTIVE
92 Ravioli Revolution Pasta La Vista 1 0 0 ACTIVE
93 Regional Manager Dave The Corporate Overlords 1 0 0 ACTIVE
94 Reset Link Randy The Forgotten Passwords 1 0 0 ACTIVE
95 Rinse Jackson The Tide Pods 1 0 0 ACTIVE
96 Sol Slug Custom Fighters 1 0 0 ACTIVE
97 Steven Seagal Free Agent 1 0 0 ACTIVE
98 Tucan Shakur Custom Fighters 1 0 0 ACTIVE
99 Twitch Streamer Tyler The Social Media Influencers 1 0 0 ACTIVE
100 Void Gazer Supreme The Existential Crisis Club 1 0 0 ACTIVE
101 Beans McBlase Free Agent 1 1 0 ACTIVE
102 Captcha Chaos Champion The Forgotten Passwords 1 1 0 ACTIVE
103 Chris Kirkpatrick Free Agent 1 1 0 ACTIVE
104 Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious" The Food Service Warriors 1 1 0 ACTIVE
105 Déjà Vu Again The Glitch in the Matrix 1 1 0 ACTIVE
106 Instagram Ian "Content Creator" The Social Media Influencers 1 1 0 ACTIVE
107 James Hetfield Free Agent 1 1 0 ACTIVE
108 Muted Mike "Can You Hear Me Now" The Zoom Call Zombies 1 1 0 ACTIVE
109 Slurpee Samurai Steve The Gas Station Gladiators 1 1 0 ACTIVE
110 Social Anxiety Sam The Participation Trophies 1 1 0 ACTIVE
111 Student Loan Samantha The Academic Assassins 1 1 0 ACTIVE
112 Tahini Poinsettia Free Agent 1 1 0 ACTIVE
113 Teflon Moonbeam The Dupont Mutants 1 1 0 ACTIVE
114 Tutorial Skip Tony The Time Wasters 1 1 0 ACTIVE
115 Two Factor Authentication The Forgotten Passwords 1 1 0 ACTIVE
116 Wikipedia Rabbit Hole The Time Wasters 1 1 0 ACTIVE
117 Background Blur Betty The Zoom Call Zombies 1 2 0 ACTIVE
118 Beef Injection Needle Exchange 1 2 0 ACTIVE
119 Beef Supreme The Meat Sweats 1 2 0 ACTIVE
120 Booger McGillicuddy The Participation Trophies 1 2 0 ACTIVE
121 Cell Longarms Free Agent 1 2 0 ACTIVE
122 Gains McGainface Needle Exchange 1 2 0 ACTIVE
123 Kennedy Loser Free Agent 1 2 0 ACTIVE
124 Kevlar Breakfast The Dupont Mutants 1 2 0 ACTIVE
125 Loading Screen Eternity The Time Wasters 1 2 0 ACTIVE
126 Manager Summoner Mike The Retail Apocalypse 1 2 0 ACTIVE
127 Mayhem Breakfast Entropy United 1 2 0 ACTIVE
128 Returns Policy Rita The Retail Apocalypse 1 2 0 ACTIVE
129 Waiting Room William The Healthcare Heroes 1 2 0 ACTIVE
130 Yurts Buttercup Free Agent 1 2 0 ACTIVE
131 Anarchy Moonbeam Entropy United 1 3 0 ACTIVE
132 Basement Dweller Brad The Participation Trophies 1 3 0 ACTIVE
133 Fish Summer Free Agent 1 3 0 ACTIVE
134 Flat Earth Fred The Conspiracy Theorists 1 3 0 ACTIVE
135 Howie Dorough Free Agent 1 3 0 ACTIVE
136 Participation Trophy Tom The Participation Trophies 1 3 0 ACTIVE
137 Quarterly Report Jones The Corporate Overlords 1 3 0 ACTIVE
138 --- Custom Fighters 0 0 0 ACTIVE
139 BO BAX JR FACT Custom Fighters 0 0 0 ACTIVE
140 Boiling Singularity Vapors Custom Fighters 0 0 0 ACTIVE
141 Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero" The Food Service Warriors 0 0 0 ACTIVE
142 First Sunday Custom Fighters 0 0 0 ACTIVE
143 Fist Sundaze Custom Fighters 0 0 0 ACTIVE
144 Lottery Ticket Larry The Gas Station Gladiators 0 0 0 ACTIVE
145 Maybe Tomorrow The Existential Crisis Club 0 0 0 ACTIVE
146 Meatball Massacre Mike Pasta La Vista 0 0 0 ACTIVE
147 Punchin Bag Custom Fighters 0 0 0 ACTIVE
148 Supplement Steve "Boss Babe" The MLM Martyrs 0 0 0 ACTIVE
149 The Rubber Stamp Custom Fighters 0 0 0 ACTIVE
150 Trash Expander Custom Fighters 0 0 0 ACTIVE
151 Warwick Davis Free Agent 0 0 0 ACTIVE
152 Average Joe Custom Fighters 0 1 0 ACTIVE
153 Bingo Bertha "The Destroyer" The Retirement Home Raiders 0 1 0 ACTIVE
154 Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens The Corporate Overlords 0 1 0 ACTIVE
155 Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare" The Food Service Warriors 0 1 0 ACTIVE
156 Clearance Rack Rachel The Retail Apocalypse 0 1 0 ACTIVE
157 Dank Dill Custom Fighters 0 1 0 ACTIVE
158 Essential Oil Olivia The MLM Martyrs 0 1 0 ACTIVE
159 Frozen Screen Frank The Zoom Call Zombies 0 1 0 ACTIVE
160 Gilbert Gottfried Free Agent 0 1 0 ACTIVE
161 Glizzy Goblin Free Agent 0 1 0 ACTIVE
162 Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor" The Academic Assassins 0 1 0 ACTIVE
163 Gross Gary Garbage Pail Kids 0 1 0 ACTIVE
164 HOA President Peterson Suburban Nightmares 0 1 0 ACTIVE
165 Insurance Denial Ian The Healthcare Heroes 0 1 0 ACTIVE
166 Jelly Burgertoes Free Agent 0 1 0 ACTIVE
167 Lars Ulrich Napster 0 1 0 ACTIVE
168 Lawn Care Larry Suburban Nightmares 0 1 0 ACTIVE
169 Line Number Linda The DMV Destroyers 0 1 0 ACTIVE
170 Low Battery Mode The Final Boss Energy 0 1 0 ACTIVE
171 Nylon Dreams The Dupont Mutants 0 1 0 ACTIVE
172 PTA Meeting Patricia Suburban Nightmares 0 1 0 ACTIVE
173 Reply Guy Rick The Internet Comment Section 0 1 0 ACTIVE
174 Snotty Scotty Garbage Pail Kids 0 1 0 ACTIVE
175 Spotless Chen The Tide Pods 0 1 0 ACTIVE
176 Stinky Pete Garbage Pail Kids 0 1 0 ACTIVE
177 Stretch Filigree Free Agent 0 1 0 ACTIVE
178 Stu Trololol Free Agent 0 1 0 ACTIVE
179 The Finger Counter Free Agent 0 1 0 ACTIVE
180 Anxiety Duck Emotional Support Animals 0 2 0 ACTIVE
181 Baby Triumphant Free Agent 0 2 0 ACTIVE
182 Bacon Windfall The Meat Sweats 0 2 0 ACTIVE
183 Comfort Gecko Emotional Support Animals 0 2 0 ACTIVE
184 Dr. Burnout Betty The Healthcare Heroes 0 2 0 ACTIVE
185 George Harrison Free Agent 0 2 0 ACTIVE
186 Grammar Nazi Gertrude The Internet Comment Section 0 2 0 ACTIVE
187 Hornswoggle Free Agent 0 2 0 ACTIVE
188 Kevin Richardson Free Agent 0 2 0 ACTIVE
189 Keyboard Warrior Kyle The Internet Comment Section 0 2 0 ACTIVE
190 Kirk Hammett Free Agent 0 2 0 ACTIVE
191 Millipede Aqualuft Free Agent 0 2 0 ACTIVE
192 Nick Carter Free Agent 0 2 0 ACTIVE
193 Nurse Nightmare Nancy The Healthcare Heroes 0 2 0 ACTIVE
194 Self-Checkout Stan The Retail Apocalypse 0 2 0 ACTIVE
195 Shuffleboard Shirley The Retirement Home Raiders 0 2 0 ACTIVE
196 Wedgie Magnet The Participation Trophies 0 2 0 ACTIVE
197 Xandra Pancakes Free Agent 0 2 0 ACTIVE
198 Bob Ross Free Agent 0 3 0 ACTIVE
199 Bot Account Barbara The Internet Comment Section 0 3 0 ACTIVE
200 Brian Littrell Free Agent 0 3 0 ACTIVE
201 Just Five More Minutes The Time Wasters 0 3 0 ACTIVE
202 Last Pick Larry The Participation Trophies 0 3 0 ACTIVE
203 LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network" The Social Media Influencers 0 3 0 ACTIVE
204 Marilyn Manson Free Agent 0 3 0 ACTIVE
205 Nicolas Cage Free Agent 0 3 0 ACTIVE
206 One More Episode Ed The Time Wasters 0 3 0 ACTIVE
207 Tale of the Broken Elevator Midnight Society 0 3 0 ACTIVE
208 Wheelchair Willie "No Mercy" The Retirement Home Raiders 0 3 0 ACTIVE
209 Coaching Course Carol The MLM Martyrs 0 4 0 ACTIVE
210 Lasagna Layer Lord Pasta La Vista 0 4 0 ACTIVE
211 Pangolin Ruiz Free Agent 0 4 0 ACTIVE
212 The Meaning Seeker The Existential Crisis Club 0 4 0 ACTIVE
213 Verne Troyer Free Agent 0 4 0 ACTIVE
214 Comfort Septemberish Free Agent 0 5 0 ACTIVE
215 X-Ray Xavier The Healthcare Heroes 0 5 0 ACTIVE

🥊 Rankings updated in real-time based on combat performance. All violence pre-approved by the Department of Recreational Violence.

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