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💀 FIGHTER RANKINGS 💀

All registered violence practitioners ranked by combat record

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RANK FIGHTER TEAM WINS LOSSES DRAWS STATUS
👑 1 The Last Two Percent The Last Two Percent The Final Boss Energy 72 10 0 ACTIVE
🥈 2 Low Battery Mode Low Battery Mode The Final Boss Energy 64 20 0 ACTIVE
🥉 3 Beef Injection Beef Injection Needle Exchange 55 24 0 ACTIVE
4 Professor Punches Professor Punches Suburban Nightmares 52 33 0 ACTIVE
5 Swole Patroll Swole Patroll Needle Exchange 48 16 0 ACTIVE
6 The Efficiency Expert The Efficiency Expert The Corporate Overlords 47 29 0 ACTIVE
7 Polymer McGillicuddy Polymer McGillicuddy The Dupont Mutants 45 37 0 UNDEAD
8 Tucan Shakur Tucan Shakur Emotional Support Animals 44 18 0 ACTIVE
9 Regional Manager Dave Regional Manager Dave The Corporate Overlords 43 23 0 ACTIVE
10 Bigfoot Believer Brenda Bigfoot Believer Brenda The Conspiracy Theorists 43 26 0 ACTIVE
11 Sixpack Santiago Sixpack Santiago The Zoom Call Zombies 41 18 0 ACTIVE
12 Sausage Festival Sausage Festival The Meat Sweats 41 28 0 ACTIVE
13 Suds Sullivan Suds Sullivan The Tide Pods 40 21 0 ACTIVE
14 Form 27-B Frank Form 27-B Frank The DMV Destroyers 39 15 0 ACTIVE
15 War Machine War Machine The Sadness Merchants 39 17 0 ACTIVE
16 The Submitted for Approval The Submitted for Approval Midnight Society 39 25 0 ACTIVE
17 Autoplay Assassin Autoplay Assassin The Time Wasters 39 26 0 ACTIVE
18 Anarchy Moonbeam Anarchy Moonbeam Entropy United 39 39 0 ACTIVE
19 The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With The DMV Destroyers 38 16 0 ACTIVE
20 Void Gazer Supreme Void Gazer Supreme The Existential Crisis Club 38 25 0 ACTIVE
21 LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network" LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network" The Social Media Influencers 38 26 0 ACTIVE
22 Pork Chop Paradise Pork Chop Paradise The Meat Sweats 38 26 0 UNDEAD
23 Bot Account Barbara Bot Account Barbara The Internet Comment Section 37 22 0 ACTIVE
24 Spandex Nightmare Spandex Nightmare The Dupont Mutants 37 27 0 ACTIVE
25 Kevlar Breakfast Kevlar Breakfast The Dupont Mutants 36 23 0 ACTIVE
26 Troll King Tommy Troll King Tommy The Internet Comment Section 36 23 0 ACTIVE
27 Nurse Nightmare Nancy Nurse Nightmare Nancy The Healthcare Heroes 36 27 0 ACTIVE
28 Basement Dweller Brad Basement Dweller Brad The Participation Trophies 36 33 1 ACTIVE
29 Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero" Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero" The Food Service Warriors 35 25 0 ACTIVE
30 Bacon Windfall Bacon Windfall The Meat Sweats 35 27 0 UNDEAD
31 Fresh Rodriguez Fresh Rodriguez The Tide Pods 35 34 0 ACTIVE
32 Deje Vu Again Deje Vu Again Free Agent 34 7 0 ACTIVE
33 Snotty Scotty Snotty Scotty Garbage Pail Kids 34 23 0 ACTIVE
34 Teflon Moonbeam Teflon Moonbeam The Dupont Mutants 34 24 0 ACTIVE
35 Unanswered Text Anxiety Unanswered Text Anxiety The Sadness Merchants 34 31 0 ACTIVE
36 Engine Eberhardt Engine Eberhardt Bodily Horrors United 33 19 0 ACTIVE
37 Sol Slug Sol Slug Midnight Society 33 26 0 ACTIVE
38 Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming" Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming" Existential Crisis Club Expansion 33 28 0 ACTIVE
39 Disorder McFrenzy Disorder McFrenzy Entropy United 33 29 0 ACTIVE
40 Punchin Bag Punchin Bag Garbage Pail Kids 33 42 0 ACTIVE
41 Participation Trophy Tom Participation Trophy Tom The Participation Trophies 33 45 0 ACTIVE
42 The Rock Johnson The Rock Johnson Napster 32 14 0 ACTIVE
43 Caps Lock Carl Caps Lock Carl The Internet Comment Section 32 17 0 ACTIVE
44 Empty Fridge at 2AM Empty Fridge at 2AM The Sadness Merchants 32 20 0 ACTIVE
45 Loading Screen Eternity Loading Screen Eternity The Time Wasters 32 24 0 ACTIVE
46 Closing Time Tim Closing Time Tim The Retail Apocalypse 32 25 0 ACTIVE
47 Nylon Dreams Nylon Dreams The Dupont Mutants 32 25 0 ACTIVE
48 Vacuum Vinnie Vacuum Vinnie Cleaning Crew Carnage 32 28 0 ACTIVE
49 Stinky Pete Stinky Pete Garbage Pail Kids 32 34 0 ACTIVE
50 Generic Cola Gary Generic Cola Gary Discount Apocalypse 31 19 0 ACTIVE
51 Reset Link Randy Reset Link Randy The Forgotten Passwords 31 19 0 ACTIVE
52 Toilet Bowl Stain Steve Toilet Bowl Stain Steve Grime Time All-Stars 31 22 0 ACTIVE
53 Pangolin Ruiz Pangolin Ruiz Napster 31 28 0 ACTIVE
54 Black Friday Brenda Black Friday Brenda The Retail Apocalypse 30 18 0 ACTIVE
55 Baiten Switch Baiten Switch Midnight Society 30 26 0 ACTIVE
56 Mayhem Breakfast Mayhem Breakfast Entropy United 30 26 0 ACTIVE
57 Crouton Crusher Crouton Crusher Food-Based Furies 30 27 1 ACTIVE
58 John Lennon John Lennon The Tide Pods 30 31 0 ACTIVE
59 French Toast Fury French Toast Fury Blood & Breakfast 29 14 0 ACTIVE
60 Brisket Friendo Brisket Friendo The Retail Apocalypse 29 15 0 ACTIVE
61 Slobby Joe Jr. Slobby Joe Jr. The Final Boss Energy 29 16 0 ACTIVE
62 Swisher Sweet Swisher Sweet Midnight Society 29 18 0 ACTIVE
63 99 Cent Store Samurai 99 Cent Store Samurai Discount Apocalypse 29 20 0 ACTIVE
64 Dank Dill Dank Dill The Food Service Warriors 29 21 0 ACTIVE
65 Average Joe Average Joe The Corporate Overlords 29 22 0 ACTIVE
66 Knockoff Kevin Knockoff Kevin Discount Apocalypse 29 23 0 ACTIVE
67 Snack Attack Stan Snack Attack Stan Food-Based Furies 28 14 0 ACTIVE
68 The Implied The Implied The Final Boss Energy 28 14 0 ACTIVE
69 404 Not Found 404 Not Found The Glitch in the Matrix 28 17 0 ACTIVE
70 Prior Authorization Paul Prior Authorization Paul Medical Billing Mafia 28 23 0 ACTIVE
71 Surprise Bill Betty Surprise Bill Betty Medical Billing Mafia 28 23 0 ACTIVE
72 Auto-Correct Apocalypse Auto-Correct Apocalypse Internet & Tech Terror 28 26 0 ACTIVE
73 Thilly Gooth Thilly Gooth The Forgotten Passwords 28 35 0 ACTIVE
74 Crystalized Entropy Crystalized Entropy Free Agent 27 8 0 ACTIVE
75 Empyrean Angel Empyrean Angel The DMV Destroyers 27 15 1 ACTIVE
76 Boiling Singularity Vapors Boiling Singularity Vapors The Existential Crisis Club 27 17 0 ACTIVE
77 Stone Cold Steve Austin Stone Cold Steve Austin The DMV Destroyers 27 17 0 ACTIVE
78 Spreadsheet Specter Spreadsheet Specter Corporate & Office Mayhem 27 18 0 ACTIVE
79 Lasagna Layer Lord Lasagna Layer Lord Pasta La Vista 27 20 0 ACTIVE
80 Frozen Screen Frank Frozen Screen Frank The Zoom Call Zombies 27 21 0 ACTIVE
81 Crying in Cars Caroline Crying in Cars Caroline The Sadness Merchants 27 23 0 ACTIVE
82 Keanu Reeves Keanu Reeves Medical Billing Mafia 27 23 0 ACTIVE
83 Tahini Poinsettia Tahini Poinsettia The Gas Station Gladiators 27 23 0 ACTIVE
84 Karen "Compliance" Thompson Karen "Compliance" Thompson The Corporate Overlords 27 24 0 ACTIVE
85 The Carbonara Killer The Carbonara Killer Pasta La Vista 27 24 0 ACTIVE
86 Mike Tyson Mike Tyson The Zoom Call Zombies 27 26 0 ACTIVE
87 Trash Expander Trash Expander Bodily Horrors United 26 20 1 ACTIVE
88 First Sunday First Sunday Needle Exchange 26 21 1 ACTIVE
89 Grollis Zephyr Grollis Zephyr The Forgotten Passwords 26 24 0 ACTIVE
90 Jelly Burgertoes Jelly Burgertoes The Conspiracy Theorists 26 27 0 ACTIVE
91 Gross Gary Gross Gary Garbage Pail Kids 26 29 0 ACTIVE
92 Clearance Rack Rachel Clearance Rack Rachel The Retail Apocalypse 26 31 0 ACTIVE
93 Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare" Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare" The Food Service Warriors 26 32 0 ACTIVE
94 YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY Discount Apocalypse 25 17 0 UNDEAD
95 Grout Goblin Gary Grout Goblin Gary Grime Time All-Stars 25 18 0 ACTIVE
96 Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator” Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator” Food-Based Furies 25 23 0 ACTIVE
97 Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens The Corporate Overlords 25 30 0 ACTIVE
98 Nick Carter Nick Carter Needle Exchange 25 31 0 ACTIVE
99 Comfort Septemberish Comfort Septemberish The Final Boss Energy 25 37 1 ACTIVE
100 Mommy Issues Mike Mommy Issues Mike The Participation Trophies 25 38 0 ACTIVE
101 Fist Sundaze Fist Sundaze Bodily Horrors United 24 15 1 ACTIVE
102 Sandy Britches Sandy Britches The Social Media Influencers 24 16 0 ACTIVE
103 Tutorial Skip Tony Tutorial Skip Tony The Time Wasters 24 17 0 ACTIVE
104 The Unsubscribe Link The Unsubscribe Link Existential Crisis Club Expansion 24 18 0 ACTIVE
105 Copay Carl Copay Carl The Healthcare Heroes 24 19 0 ACTIVE
106 Student Loan Samantha Student Loan Samantha The Academic Assassins 24 19 0 ACTIVE
107 Lawn Care Larry Lawn Care Larry Suburban Nightmares 24 21 0 ACTIVE
108 Librarian Linda "Shush of Death" Librarian Linda "Shush of Death" The Academic Assassins 24 22 0 ACTIVE
109 Penne for Your Thoughts Penne for Your Thoughts Pasta La Vista 24 22 0 ACTIVE
110 Maybe Tomorrow Maybe Tomorrow The Existential Crisis Club 24 23 0 ACTIVE
111 Two Factor Authentication Two Factor Authentication The Forgotten Passwords 24 24 0 ACTIVE
112 Slurpee Samurai Steve Slurpee Samurai Steve The Gas Station Gladiators 24 25 0 ACTIVE
113 Marilyn Manson Marilyn Manson The Conspiracy Theorists 24 28 0 UNDEAD
114 BO BAX JR FACT BO BAX JR FACT Cleaning Crew Carnage 24 32 0 ACTIVE
115 Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Napster 23 6 0 DEAD
116 Moist Carl Moist Carl The Conspiracy Theorists 23 12 0 ACTIVE
117 Joey Fatone Joey Fatone The Existential Crisis Club 23 14 0 DEAD
118 Dr. Membrane PhD Dr. Membrane PhD The Time Wasters 23 15 0 ACTIVE
119 The Vorpal Avenger The Vorpal Avenger Custom Fighters 23 17 0 ACTIVE
120 Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious" Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious" The Food Service Warriors 23 20 0 ACTIVE
121 Early Bird Eddie Early Bird Eddie The Retirement Home Raiders 23 22 0 ACTIVE
122 The Meaning Seeker The Meaning Seeker The Existential Crisis Club 23 24 0 ACTIVE
123 Chaos Windfall Chaos Windfall Entropy United 23 25 0 DEAD
124 Delivery Driver Danny Delivery Driver Danny The Food Service Warriors 23 25 0 ACTIVE
125 Stretch Filigree Stretch Filigree Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 23 30 0 ACTIVE
126 Therapy Llama Therapy Llama Emotional Support Animals 23 30 0 ACTIVE
127 Why Am I Here Johnson Why Am I Here Johnson The Existential Crisis Club 23 38 0 ACTIVE
128 Denture Deborah Denture Deborah The Retirement Home Raiders 23 39 1 ACTIVE
129 Glizzy Goblin Glizzy Goblin Midnight Society 22 15 0 DEAD
130 The Little Black Book The Little Black Book Free Agent 22 15 0 ACTIVE
131 guwap guwap Custom Fighters 22 17 0 ACTIVE
132 Banana Hammurabi Banana Hammurabi The Meat Sweats 22 19 0 ACTIVE
133 Birthday Alone Barry Birthday Alone Barry The Sadness Merchants 22 19 0 ACTIVE
134 Shrek Shrek The Academic Assassins 22 19 0 ACTIVE
135 Dust Bunny Dominator Dust Bunny Dominator Cleaning Crew Carnage 22 20 0 ACTIVE
136 Kirk Hammett Kirk Hammett The Final Boss Energy 22 24 0 ACTIVE
137 Warwick Davis Warwick Davis Internet & Tech Terror 22 24 0 ACTIVE
138 Artisanal Windbreaker Artisanal Windbreaker The Participation Trophies 22 33 0 DEAD
139 Krazy K Krazy K The Tide Pods 22 33 0 UNDEAD
140 Paul McCartney Paul McCartney Napster 22 33 0 ACTIVE
141 Bob Ross Bob Ross The Glitch in the Matrix 22 35 0 ACTIVE
142 Lady Chaos Lady Chaos Entropy United 22 38 0 UNDEAD
143 John Cena John Cena Entropy United 21 13 0 ACTIVE
144 The Waffle Iron The Waffle Iron Blood & Breakfast 21 17 0 ACTIVE
145 Supplement Steve "Boss Babe" Supplement Steve "Boss Babe" The MLM Martyrs 21 18 0 ACTIVE
146 Count Dankula Count Dankula The DMV Destroyers 21 20 1 ACTIVE
147 Garage Sale Gloria Garage Sale Gloria Suburban Nightmares 2.0 21 20 0 ACTIVE
148 Home Depot Manager Home Depot Manager The Dupont Mutants 21 20 0 ACTIVE
149 Nancy From HR Nancy From HR The DMV Destroyers 21 24 0 ACTIVE
150 Déjà Vu Again Déjà Vu Again The Glitch in the Matrix 21 26 0 ACTIVE
151 Rinse Jackson Rinse Jackson The Tide Pods 21 35 0 UNDEAD
152 Thighmaster Flex Thighmaster Flex The Glitch in the Matrix 20 10 0 ACTIVE
153 Donut Handler Donut Handler Emotional Support Animals 20 13 0 ACTIVE
154 Derek Moneyberg Derek Moneyberg Suburban Nightmares 20 17 0 ACTIVE
155 Jean-Claude Van Damme Jean-Claude Van Damme The Glitch in the Matrix 20 17 0 ACTIVE
156 Hot Dog Roller Helena Hot Dog Roller Helena The Gas Station Gladiators 20 23 0 ACTIVE
157 Shuffleboard Shirley Shuffleboard Shirley The Retirement Home Raiders 20 23 0 ACTIVE
158 Chorby Short Chorby Short Emotional Support Animals 20 26 0 ACTIVE
159 Howie Dorough Howie Dorough Entropy United 20 27 0 ACTIVE
160 The Finger Counter The Finger Counter Blood & Breakfast 20 27 0 DEAD
161 Cell Longarms Cell Longarms The Final Boss Energy 20 29 0 ACTIVE
162 Are You Afraid of the Shark Are You Afraid of the Shark Midnight Society 20 30 0 UNDEAD
163 Lars Ulrich Lars Ulrich Napster 20 30 0 ACTIVE
164 Verne Troyer Verne Troyer Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 20 35 0 ACTIVE
165 Booger McGillicuddy Booger McGillicuddy The Participation Trophies 20 36 0 ACTIVE
166 Beans McBlase Beans McBlase The Meat Sweats 20 41 0 UNDEAD
167 Geologic Time Geologic Time Free Agent 19 5 0 ACTIVE
168 Rubber Glizzy Rubber Glizzy The Dupont Mutants 19 13 0 ACTIVE
169 Yogurt the Destroyer Yogurt the Destroyer The Gas Station Gladiators 19 14 0 ACTIVE
170 Beef Supreme Beef Supreme The Meat Sweats 19 15 0 DEAD
171 Pancake Stabber Stevens Pancake Stabber Stevens Blood & Breakfast 19 15 1 ACTIVE
172 Xandra Pancakes Xandra Pancakes Blood & Breakfast 19 17 0 DEAD
173 The Leaf Blower The Leaf Blower Suburban Nightmares 2.0 19 19 0 ACTIVE
174 Toaster Bath Toaster Bath Midnight Society 19 20 0 ACTIVE
175 Probability Jane Probability Jane Garbage Pail Kids 19 23 0 ACTIVE
176 TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence" TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence" The Social Media Influencers 19 28 0 ACTIVE
177 Karen of the Comments Karen of the Comments The Internet Comment Section 19 29 0 ACTIVE
178 What Even Is This What Even Is This The Existential Crisis Club 19 44 0 UNDEAD
179 Donny "Dirty Mouth" McBubble Donny "Dirty Mouth" McBubble The Tide Pods 18 11 0 DEAD
180 YouTube Yolanda "Subscribe or Die" YouTube Yolanda "Subscribe or Die" The Social Media Influencers 18 11 0 DEAD
181 John Jimmy John Jimmy The Social Media Influencers 18 12 0 ACTIVE
182 VIOLENCE PENDING VIOLENCE PENDING The Final Boss Energy 18 12 0 DEAD
183 Crayon Scribble in Blood Red Crayon Scribble in Blood Red Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 18 13 0 ACTIVE
184 Mx. Noodle Mx. Noodle The Forgotten Passwords 18 13 0 ACTIVE
185 Deductible Dave "The Crusher" Deductible Dave "The Crusher" Medical Billing Mafia 18 14 0 ACTIVE
186 Gas Berger Gas Berger The DMV Destroyers 18 15 0 ACTIVE
187 Arnold Schwarzenegger Arnold Schwarzenegger The Glitch in the Matrix 18 16 0 ACTIVE
188 Lawnmower Jesus Lawnmower Jesus The MLM Martyrs 18 17 0 ACTIVE
189 Leggings Legend Lisa Leggings Legend Lisa The MLM Martyrs 18 17 0 DEAD
190 Steve Irwin Steve Irwin The Final Boss Energy 18 17 0 DEAD
191 Granite Sinclair Granite Sinclair Bodily Horrors United 18 18 0 ACTIVE
192 Millipede Aqualuft Millipede Aqualuft The MLM Martyrs 18 23 0 ACTIVE
193 404 Error Evan 404 Error Evan Internet & Tech Terror 18 25 0 UNDEAD
194 Gordon Ramsay Gordon Ramsay Napster 18 26 0 UNDEAD
195 Instagram Ian "Content Creator" Instagram Ian "Content Creator" The Social Media Influencers 18 26 0 ACTIVE
196 Coaching Course Carol Coaching Course Carol The MLM Martyrs 18 28 0 ACTIVE
197 Insurance Denial Ian Insurance Denial Ian The Healthcare Heroes 18 28 0 ACTIVE
198 Dr. Burnout Betty Dr. Burnout Betty The Healthcare Heroes 18 32 0 ACTIVE
199 Baby Triumphant Baby Triumphant Garbage Pail Kids 18 42 0 ACTIVE
200 The Footnote The Footnote The Forgotten Passwords 17 15 0 ACTIVE
201 Out of Network Nancy Out of Network Nancy Medical Billing Mafia 17 20 0 ACTIVE
202 Beta Tester Bob Beta Tester Bob Internet & Tech Terror 17 21 0 ACTIVE
203 Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time" Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time" The Healthcare Heroes 17 21 0 ACTIVE
204 Pocket Protector Pete Pocket Protector Pete The Participation Trophies 17 22 0 ACTIVE
205 Moldy Shower Curtain Mike Moldy Shower Curtain Mike Grime Time All-Stars 17 24 0 ACTIVE
206 Scroll Forever Susan Scroll Forever Susan The Time Wasters 17 27 1 ACTIVE
207 Skunkhand Jenkins Skunkhand Jenkins Blood & Breakfast 17 31 0 UNDEAD
208 The Misnomer The Misnomer The Forgotten Passwords 16 11 0 ACTIVE
209 Miss Demeanor Miss Demeanor The Corporate Overlords 16 12 0 ACTIVE
210 PowerPoint Paul “The Closer” PowerPoint Paul “The Closer” Corporate & Office Mayhem 16 13 0 ACTIVE
211 Energy Drink Eddie Energy Drink Eddie The Gas Station Gladiators 16 20 0 ACTIVE
212 Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager The Social Media Influencers 16 21 0 ACTIVE
213 Captain Yawnpunch Captain Yawnpunch Needle Exchange 16 22 0 ACTIVE
214 Impostor Syndrome Sid Impostor Syndrome Sid Existential Crisis Club Expansion 16 26 0 ACTIVE
215 Ringo Starr Ringo Starr The Meat Sweats 16 28 0 ACTIVE
216 PTA Meeting Patricia PTA Meeting Patricia Suburban Nightmares 16 29 0 ACTIVE
217 Fart Sniffer Supreme Fart Sniffer Supreme The Participation Trophies 16 30 0 UNDEAD
218 George Harrison George Harrison The Conspiracy Theorists 16 30 0 ACTIVE
219 Last Pick Larry Last Pick Larry The Participation Trophies 16 42 0 ACTIVE
220 Dean of Discipline Dean of Discipline The Academic Assassins 15 6 0 DEAD
221 Glacial Patience Glacial Patience Custom Fighters 15 6 0 ACTIVE
222 Mookie Sanders Mookie Sanders The MLM Martyrs 15 10 0 DEAD
223 Sprinkler System Sam Sprinkler System Sam Suburban Nightmares 2.0 15 14 1 ACTIVE
224 The Ellipsis The Ellipsis The Retirement Home Raiders 15 14 0 ACTIVE
225 Third Floor Bathroom Mirror Third Floor Bathroom Mirror Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 15 16 0 ACTIVE
226 Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr. Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr. Discount Apocalypse 15 17 0 ACTIVE
227 Bingo Bertha "The Destroyer" Bingo Bertha "The Destroyer" The Retirement Home Raiders 15 18 0 DEAD
228 Cabbage Jenkins Cabbage Jenkins Needle Exchange 15 18 0 ACTIVE
229 Knuckle up Nick Knuckle up Nick Custom Fighters 15 19 0 ACTIVE
230 Square Root Square Root The Zoom Call Zombies 15 21 0 ACTIVE
231 Fish Summer Fish Summer The Food Service Warriors 15 34 0 ACTIVE
232 Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” Corporate & Office Mayhem 14 13 0 ACTIVE
233 Nicolas Cage Nicolas Cage Emotional Support Animals 14 15 0 DEAD
234 Double Cup Dwayne Double Cup Dwayne Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 14 16 0 ACTIVE
235 Loch Ness Monster Loch Ness Monster The Academic Assassins 14 16 0 DEAD
236 Reality Buffering… Reality Buffering… Existential Crisis Club Expansion 14 17 0 ACTIVE
237 HR Hivemind Helen HR Hivemind Helen Corporate & Office Mayhem 14 19 0 ACTIVE
238 Patch Note Pete Patch Note Pete Internet & Tech Terror 14 19 1 ACTIVE
239 Uncle Kick Salad Uncle Kick Salad Napster 14 19 0 ACTIVE
240 Unattended Swing Set Unattended Swing Set Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 14 21 0 ACTIVE
241 AJ McLean AJ McLean Emotional Support Animals 14 22 0 DEAD
242 Serif Serif Needle Exchange 14 22 0 ACTIVE
243 ChoKING on LeeSUN ChoKING on LeeSUN The Retirement Home Raiders 14 23 0 ACTIVE
244 Captain Hindsight Captain Hindsight The Conspiracy Theorists 14 26 0 ACTIVE
245 Gilbert Gottfried Gilbert Gottfried The Corporate Overlords 14 28 0 ACTIVE
246 Wedgie Magnet Wedgie Magnet The Participation Trophies 14 35 0 ACTIVE
247 Meatball Massacre Mike Meatball Massacre Mike Pasta La Vista 13 8 0 DEAD
248 Background Blur Betty Background Blur Betty The Zoom Call Zombies 13 14 0 DEAD
249 Leftover Larry Leftover Larry Food-Based Furies 13 15 0 ACTIVE
250 Messy Tessie Messy Tessie Garbage Pail Kids 13 15 0 DEAD
251 Live Leaked Live Leaked The Glitch in the Matrix 13 17 0 ACTIVE
252 TV Remote TV Remote Entropy United 13 17 0 ACTIVE
253 Comfort Gecko Comfort Gecko Emotional Support Animals 13 18 0 DEAD
254 Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor" Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor" The Academic Assassins 13 24 0 ACTIVE
255 Wikipedia Rabbit Hole Wikipedia Rabbit Hole The Time Wasters 13 25 0 ACTIVE
256 Stu Trololol Stu Trololol The Retirement Home Raiders 13 30 0 ACTIVE
257 Gains McGainface Gains McGainface Needle Exchange 12 6 0 DEAD
258 Fists McExistential Fists McExistential The Dupont Mutants 12 9 0 DEAD
259 Manager Summoner Mike Manager Summoner Mike The Retail Apocalypse 12 9 0 DEAD
260 HOA President Peterson HOA President Peterson Suburban Nightmares 12 10 0 DEAD
261 Robert Trujillo Robert Trujillo The Food Service Warriors 12 10 0 DEAD
262 Lottery Ticket Larry Lottery Ticket Larry The Gas Station Gladiators 12 12 0 DEAD
263 Soccer Mom Supreme Soccer Mom Supreme Suburban Nightmares 12 15 0 DEAD
264 Sunday Night Dread Sunday Night Dread The Sadness Merchants 12 20 0 ACTIVE
265 Mr. Rogers Mr. Rogers The Existential Crisis Club 12 24 0 ACTIVE
266 Ingrown Toenail Igor Ingrown Toenail Igor Bodily Horrors United 12 30 1 UNDEAD
267 Nasty Nick Nasty Nick Garbage Pail Kids 11 5 0 DEAD
268 Neckbeard Nathan Neckbeard Nathan The Internet Comment Section 11 10 0 DEAD
269 Polymer Paradise Polymer Paradise Free Agent 11 10 0 DEAD
270 Tale of the Broken Elevator Tale of the Broken Elevator Midnight Society 11 11 0 DEAD
271 JC Chasez JC Chasez The Meat Sweats 11 12 0 DEAD
272 Static Cling Static Cling Food-Based Furies 11 13 0 ACTIVE
273 Moth With a Knife Moth With a Knife The Dupont Mutants 11 17 0 ACTIVE
274 Betty White Betty White Medical Billing Mafia 11 27 0 UNDEAD
275 The Mysterious Bathroom Smell The Mysterious Bathroom Smell Grime Time All-Stars 11 29 0 ACTIVE
276 Low Gas Mode Low Gas Mode Free Agent 10 6 0 ACTIVE
277 Ravioli Revolution Ravioli Revolution Pasta La Vista 10 6 0 DEAD
278 Moon Landing Mike Moon Landing Mike The Conspiracy Theorists 10 9 0 DEAD
279 Steven Seagal Steven Seagal The Tide Pods 10 10 0 DEAD
280 Yurts Buttercup Yurts Buttercup The Glitch in the Matrix 10 10 0 DEAD
281 Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher" Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher" The Food Service Warriors 10 11 0 DEAD
282 Deadline Debra Deadline Debra Corporate & Office Mayhem 10 11 0 DEAD
283 Deja Vu Again Deja Vu Again Free Agent 10 12 0 UNDEAD
284 Professor Punishment PhD Professor Punishment PhD The Academic Assassins 10 12 0 DEAD
285 The Margin Note The Margin Note The MLM Martyrs 10 12 0 DEAD
286 Babyface Guillotine Babyface Guillotine Midnight Society 10 13 0 ACTIVE
287 Flat Earth Fred Flat Earth Fred The Conspiracy Theorists 10 13 0 DEAD
288 Grill Master Gary Grill Master Gary Suburban Nightmares 10 13 0 DEAD
289 wilson wilson The Tide Pods 10 13 0 ACTIVE
290 Chris Kirkpatrick Chris Kirkpatrick Grime Time All-Stars 10 17 0 DEAD
291 Soap Scum Supreme Soap Scum Supreme Grime Time All-Stars 10 19 0 ACTIVE
292 Quarterly Report Jones Quarterly Report Jones The Corporate Overlords 10 25 0 ACTIVE
293 Dollar Menu Doom Dollar Menu Doom Discount Apocalypse 10 26 0 UNDEAD
294 The Honorable Judge Fistmas The Honorable Judge Fistmas The MLM Martyrs 9 4 0 DEAD
295 Chairman Meow Chairman Meow Blood & Breakfast 9 9 0 DEAD
296 Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying” Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying” Internet & Tech Terror 9 9 0 DEAD
297 Passive Voice Passive Voice The Social Media Influencers 9 11 0 ACTIVE
298 Slosh Gulp Slosh Gulp The Academic Assassins 9 17 0 DEAD
299 Krazy Angel Krazy Angel Free Agent 9 18 0 ACTIVE
300 Ctrl+Alt+Delilah Ctrl+Alt+Delilah Corporate & Office Mayhem 9 19 0 UNDEAD
301 Anxiety Duck Anxiety Duck Emotional Support Animals 9 30 0 ACTIVE
302 Nick Fuentes Nick Fuentes The Dupont Mutants 8 5 0 DEAD
303 Splinter Under Fingernail Splinter Under Fingernail Bodily Horrors United 8 5 0 DEAD
304 Syrup Strangler Syrup Strangler Blood & Breakfast 8 7 0 DEAD
305 Burrito Supreme Burrito Supreme The Meat Sweats 8 10 0 UNDEAD
306 X-Ray Xavier X-Ray Xavier The Healthcare Heroes 8 11 0 DEAD
307 Twitch Streamer Tyler Twitch Streamer Tyler The Social Media Influencers 8 14 0 DEAD
308 The Rubber Stamp The Rubber Stamp Suburban Nightmares 2.0 8 15 0 DEAD
309 Kennedy Loser Kennedy Loser Suburban Nightmares 8 25 0 ACTIVE
310 Monday Morning Monday Morning The Tide Pods 7 3 0 DEAD
311 Broccoli Backhand Broccoli Backhand Food-Based Furies 7 4 0 DEAD
312 James Hetfield James Hetfield The Gas Station Gladiators 7 4 0 DEAD
313 Hair in the Drain Helena Hair in the Drain Helena Grime Time All-Stars 7 6 0 DEAD
314 The First Prime Number The First Prime Number Existential Crisis Club Expansion 7 6 0 DEAD
315 Bolognese Blitz Bolognese Blitz Food-Based Furies 7 8 0 DEAD
316 Hornswoggle Hornswoggle Suburban Nightmares 7 8 0 DEAD
317 Dead Houseplant Duncan Dead Houseplant Duncan The Sadness Merchants 7 9 0 DEAD
318 Justin Timberlake Justin Timberlake Medical Billing Mafia 7 9 0 DEAD
319 One More Episode Ed One More Episode Ed The Time Wasters 7 13 0 DEAD
320 Sleep Paralysis Pam Sleep Paralysis Pam Existential Crisis Club Expansion 7 13 0 DEAD
321 Danny DeVito Danny DeVito Medical Billing Mafia 7 14 0 DEAD
322 Grammar Nazi Gertrude Grammar Nazi Gertrude The Internet Comment Section 7 14 0 DEAD
323 Just Five More Minutes Just Five More Minutes The Time Wasters 7 16 0 DEAD
324 Nextdoor Neighbor Ned Nextdoor Neighbor Ned Suburban Nightmares 2.0 7 21 0 ACTIVE
325 Diplomatic Immunity Diplomatic Immunity Free Agent 7 25 0 UNDEAD
326 Line Number Linda Line Number Linda The DMV Destroyers 7 25 0 ACTIVE
327 The Terms of Service The Terms of Service Cleaning Crew Carnage 6 4 0 DEAD
328 Micromanage Mike Micromanage Mike Corporate & Office Mayhem 6 6 0 DEAD
329 Tony the Concept Tony the Concept Cleaning Crew Carnage 6 7 0 DEAD
330 Returns Policy Rita Returns Policy Rita The Retail Apocalypse 6 10 0 DEAD
331 Kevin Richardson Kevin Richardson Discount Apocalypse 6 12 0 DEAD
332 Self-Checkout Stan Self-Checkout Stan The Retail Apocalypse 6 12 0 DEAD
333 Sweet Baby Ray Sweet Baby Ray Custom Fighters 6 15 0 UNDEAD
334 Too Many Tabs Open Too Many Tabs Open Existential Crisis Club Expansion 5 2 0 DEAD
335 HOA Sniper Sally HOA Sniper Sally Suburban Nightmares 2.0 5 5 0 DEAD
336 Depression Bear Depression Bear Emotional Support Animals 5 6 0 DEAD
337 nft.altruist nft.altruist The Sadness Merchants 5 6 0 DEAD
338 Lance Bass Lance Bass Blood & Breakfast 5 8 0 DEAD
339 Linguine Lightning Linguine Lightning Pasta La Vista 5 8 0 DEAD
340 --- --- The Corporate Overlords 5 9 0 DEAD
341 Reply Guy Rick Reply Guy Rick The Internet Comment Section 5 10 0 DEAD
342 SwizzleSchtick SwizzleSchtick The Conspiracy Theorists 5 11 0 DEAD
343 Essential Oil Olivia Essential Oil Olivia The MLM Martyrs 5 15 0 DEAD
344 Deja Vu Deja Vu Bodily Horrors United 5 16 0 UNDEAD
345 Darryl Blueberry Darryl Blueberry The Gas Station Gladiators 4 3 0 DEAD
346 Elevator Music Elevator Music Garbage Pail Kids 4 3 0 DEAD
347 The Algorithm The Algorithm Internet & Tech Terror 4 5 0 DEAD
348 The Thing in the Air Ducts The Thing in the Air Ducts Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 4 5 0 DEAD
349 The Buffer The Buffer The Glitch in the Matrix 4 6 0 DEAD
350 Bathtub Ring Bobby Bathtub Ring Bobby Grime Time All-Stars 4 8 0 DEAD
351 Keyboard Warrior Kyle Keyboard Warrior Kyle The Internet Comment Section 4 13 0 DEAD
352 Waiting Room William Waiting Room William The Healthcare Heroes 4 15 0 DEAD
353 Social Anxiety Sam Social Anxiety Sam The Participation Trophies 4 16 0 DEAD
354 Donut Desperado Donut Desperado Food-Based Furies 3 3 0 DEAD
355 Nesticle Nesticle Needle Exchange 3 3 0 DEAD
356 Reverb Reverb The Forgotten Passwords 3 3 0 DEAD
357 Porkbun Pete Porkbun Pete Napster 3 4 0 DEAD
358 The Unlicensed Magician The Unlicensed Magician The Gas Station Gladiators 3 4 0 DEAD
359 Chairman of the Floor Chairman of the Floor Medical Billing Mafia 3 5 0 DEAD
360 Ctrl+Z Ctrl+Z Entropy United 3 5 0 DEAD
361 Mop Chop Molly Mop Chop Molly Cleaning Crew Carnage 3 6 0 DEAD
362 Overthinking Olivia Overthinking Olivia Existential Crisis Club Expansion 3 7 0 DEAD
363 Captcha Chaos Champion Captcha Chaos Champion The Forgotten Passwords 3 8 0 DEAD
364 Febreze Frank “The Freshmaker” Febreze Frank “The Freshmaker” Cleaning Crew Carnage 3 8 0 DEAD
365 Scootie Scootie Pasta La Vista 3 8 0 DEAD
366 Muted Mike "Can You Hear Me Now" Muted Mike "Can You Hear Me Now" The Zoom Call Zombies 3 9 0 DEAD
367 Brian Littrell Brian Littrell Suburban Nightmares 2.0 3 17 0 DEAD
368 Background Radiation Background Radiation The Zoom Call Zombies 3 23 0 UNDEAD
369 Borrowed Time Borrowed Time Bodily Horrors United 2 2 0 DEAD
370 Page 666 Page 666 Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 2 2 0 DEAD
371 Don Vito Don Vito The Zoom Call Zombies 2 3 0 DEAD
372 Lunch Break Lunch Break The Retail Apocalypse 2 3 0 DEAD
373 Splinter Testimony Splinter Testimony The Healthcare Heroes 2 3 0 DEAD
374 Cracked iPhone Screen Cracked iPhone Screen The Academic Assassins 2 4 0 DEAD
375 Just Greg Just Greg Suburban Nightmares 2.0 2 4 0 DEAD
376 The Pending Update The Pending Update The Zoom Call Zombies 2 5 0 DEAD
377 The Intern The Intern Napster 2 6 0 DEAD
378 Store Brand Stephanie Store Brand Stephanie Discount Apocalypse 2 7 0 DEAD
379 Wet Sock Walking Willie Wet Sock Walking Willie Bodily Horrors United 2 7 0 DEAD
380 Cookie Consent Karen Cookie Consent Karen Internet & Tech Terror 1 2 0 DEAD
381 Autocorrect Autocorrect The DMV Destroyers 1 3 0 DEAD
382 Coffee Break Carl Coffee Break Carl Corporate & Office Mayhem 1 4 0 DEAD
383 Wheelchair Willie "No Mercy" Wheelchair Willie "No Mercy" The Retirement Home Raiders 1 6 0 DEAD
384 Elbow Pope Elbow Pope Pasta La Vista 1 7 0 DEAD
385 Flat Eric Flat Eric Custom Fighters 0 1 0 DEAD
386 Lisa Frank TrapperKeeper Lisa Frank TrapperKeeper Custom Fighters 0 1 0 DEAD
387 Windex Warrior Windex Warrior Cleaning Crew Carnage 0 1 0 DEAD
388 Phantom Vibration Phantom Vibration The Meat Sweats 0 6 0 DEAD

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