Fighter Rankings - Spoodblort

💀 FIGHTER RANKINGS 💀

All registered violence practitioners ranked by combat record

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RANK	FIGHTER	TEAM	WINS	LOSSES	STATUS
👑 1	Low Battery Mode	The Final Boss Energy	58	15	ACTIVE
🥈 2	The Last Two Percent	The Final Boss Energy	56	8	ACTIVE
🥉 3	Polymer McGillicuddy	The Dupont Mutants	43	28	UNDEAD
4	Swole Patroll	Needle Exchange	41	12	ACTIVE
5	Beef Injection	Needle Exchange	40	15	ACTIVE
6	Professor Punches	Suburban Nightmares	38	29	ACTIVE
7	Regional Manager Dave	The Corporate Overlords	36	16	ACTIVE
8	Sixpack Santiago	The Zoom Call Zombies	35	16	ACTIVE
9	Suds Sullivan	The Tide Pods	32	15	ACTIVE
10	Pork Chop Paradise	The Meat Sweats	32	16	UNDEAD
11	Bacon Windfall	The Meat Sweats	32	21	UNDEAD
12	Fresh Rodriguez	The Tide Pods	32	33	ACTIVE
13	Tucan Shakur	Emotional Support Animals	31	12	ACTIVE
14	Sausage Festival	The Meat Sweats	31	20	ACTIVE
15	Bigfoot Believer Brenda	The Conspiracy Theorists	31	23	ACTIVE
16	War Machine	The Sadness Merchants	30	15	ACTIVE
17	Spandex Nightmare	The Dupont Mutants	30	17	ACTIVE
18	Troll King Tommy	The Internet Comment Section	30	17	ACTIVE
19	The Submitted for Approval	Midnight Society	30	21	ACTIVE
20	Engine Eberhardt	Bodily Horrors United	29	13	ACTIVE
21	Void Gazer Supreme	The Existential Crisis Club	29	17	ACTIVE
22	Kevlar Breakfast	The Dupont Mutants	29	21	ACTIVE
23	The Efficiency Expert	The Corporate Overlords	29	21	ACTIVE
24	Participation Trophy Tom	The Participation Trophies	29	35	ACTIVE
25	Nurse Nightmare Nancy	The Healthcare Heroes	28	17	ACTIVE
26	Autoplay Assassin	The Time Wasters	28	19	ACTIVE
27	Sol Slug	Midnight Society	28	19	ACTIVE
28	Anarchy Moonbeam	Entropy United	28	32	ACTIVE
29	The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With	The DMV Destroyers	27	10	ACTIVE
30	The Rock Johnson	Napster	27	13	ACTIVE
31	Teflon Moonbeam	The Dupont Mutants	27	17	ACTIVE
32	Basement Dweller Brad	The Participation Trophies	27	24	ACTIVE
33	Loading Screen Eternity	The Time Wasters	26	17	ACTIVE
34	Stone Cold Steve Austin	The DMV Destroyers	25	11	ACTIVE
35	Caps Lock Carl	The Internet Comment Section	25	12	ACTIVE
36	Crying in Cars Caroline	The Sadness Merchants	25	18	ACTIVE
37	LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network"	The Social Media Influencers	25	21	ACTIVE
38	Nylon Dreams	The Dupont Mutants	25	21	ACTIVE
39	John Lennon	The Tide Pods	25	26	ACTIVE
40	Brisket Friendo	The Retail Apocalypse	24	10	ACTIVE
41	Empyrean Angel	The DMV Destroyers	24	11	ACTIVE
42	Snack Attack Stan	Food-Based Furies	24	11	ACTIVE
43	Boiling Singularity Vapors	The Existential Crisis Club	24	12	ACTIVE
44	Black Friday Brenda	The Retail Apocalypse	24	13	ACTIVE
45	Lasagna Layer Lord	Pasta La Vista	24	13	ACTIVE
46	Snotty Scotty	Garbage Pail Kids	24	14	ACTIVE
47	Frozen Screen Frank	The Zoom Call Zombies	24	17	ACTIVE
48	Knockoff Kevin	Discount Apocalypse	24	20	ACTIVE
49	Vacuum Vinnie	Cleaning Crew Carnage	24	20	ACTIVE
50	Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming"	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	24	22	ACTIVE
51	Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens	The Corporate Overlords	24	26	ACTIVE
52	Chuck Norris	Napster	23	6	DEAD
53	Form 27-B Frank	The DMV Destroyers	23	10	ACTIVE
54	Average Joe	The Corporate Overlords	23	13	ACTIVE
55	Joey Fatone	The Existential Crisis Club	23	14	DEAD
56	Reset Link Randy	The Forgotten Passwords	23	14	ACTIVE
57	YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY	Discount Apocalypse	23	14	UNDEAD
58	The Carbonara Killer	Pasta La Vista	23	17	ACTIVE
59	Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero"	The Food Service Warriors	23	19	ACTIVE
60	Librarian Linda "Shush of Death"	The Academic Assassins	23	19	ACTIVE
61	Bot Account Barbara	The Internet Comment Section	23	20	ACTIVE
62	Marilyn Manson	The Conspiracy Theorists	23	20	UNDEAD
63	Crouton Crusher	Food-Based Furies	23	24	ACTIVE
64	Chaos Windfall	Entropy United	23	25	DEAD
65	Spreadsheet Specter	Corporate & Office Mayhem	22	12	ACTIVE
66	Toilet Bowl Stain Steve	Grime Time All-Stars	22	14	ACTIVE
67	Glizzy Goblin	Midnight Society	22	15	DEAD
68	Closing Time Tim	The Retail Apocalypse	22	17	ACTIVE
69	Grollis Zephyr	The Forgotten Passwords	22	17	ACTIVE
70	Grout Goblin Gary	Grime Time All-Stars	22	17	ACTIVE
71	Penne for Your Thoughts	Pasta La Vista	22	17	ACTIVE
72	Disorder McFrenzy	Entropy United	22	19	ACTIVE
73	Thilly Gooth	The Forgotten Passwords	22	25	ACTIVE
74	Generic Cola Gary	Discount Apocalypse	21	8	ACTIVE
75	Dr. Membrane PhD	The Time Wasters	21	12	ACTIVE
76	Fist Sundaze	Bodily Horrors United	21	13	ACTIVE
77	Copay Carl	The Healthcare Heroes	21	15	ACTIVE
78	Two Factor Authentication	The Forgotten Passwords	21	17	ACTIVE
79	99 Cent Store Samurai	Discount Apocalypse	21	18	ACTIVE
80	Baiten Switch	Midnight Society	21	18	ACTIVE
81	First Sunday	Needle Exchange	21	18	ACTIVE
82	Mayhem Breakfast	Entropy United	21	19	ACTIVE
83	Lady Chaos	Entropy United	21	33	UNDEAD
84	Punchin Bag	Garbage Pail Kids	21	35	ACTIVE
85	Deje Vu Again	Free Agent	20	4	ACTIVE
86	French Toast Fury	Blood & Breakfast	20	12	ACTIVE
87	404 Not Found	The Glitch in the Matrix	20	14	ACTIVE
88	Dank Dill	The Food Service Warriors	20	14	ACTIVE
89	Empty Fridge at 2AM	The Sadness Merchants	20	14	ACTIVE
90	Swisher Sweet	Midnight Society	20	14	ACTIVE
91	Shrek	The Academic Assassins	20	16	ACTIVE
92	Keanu Reeves	Medical Billing Mafia	20	19	ACTIVE
93	Warwick Davis	Internet & Tech Terror	20	20	ACTIVE
94	Tahini Poinsettia	The Gas Station Gladiators	20	21	ACTIVE
95	Gross Gary	Garbage Pail Kids	20	22	ACTIVE
96	Stretch Filigree	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	20	22	ACTIVE
97	Nick Carter	Needle Exchange	20	25	ACTIVE
98	Clearance Rack Rachel	The Retail Apocalypse	20	27	ACTIVE
99	Comfort Septemberish	The Final Boss Energy	20	30	ACTIVE
100	The Implied	The Final Boss Energy	19	10	ACTIVE
101	Slobby Joe Jr.	The Final Boss Energy	19	11	ACTIVE
102	Early Bird Eddie	The Retirement Home Raiders	19	13	ACTIVE
103	Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator”	Food-Based Furies	19	13	ACTIVE
104	Beef Supreme	The Meat Sweats	19	15	DEAD
105	Xandra Pancakes	Blood & Breakfast	19	17	DEAD
106	Garage Sale Gloria	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	19	18	ACTIVE
107	Mike Tyson	The Zoom Call Zombies	19	19	ACTIVE
108	Unanswered Text Anxiety	The Sadness Merchants	19	20	ACTIVE
109	BO BAX JR FACT	Cleaning Crew Carnage	19	21	ACTIVE
110	Pangolin Ruiz	Napster	19	22	ACTIVE
111	The Finger Counter	Blood & Breakfast	19	24	ACTIVE
112	Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare"	The Food Service Warriors	19	25	ACTIVE
113	Jelly Burgertoes	The Conspiracy Theorists	19	26	ACTIVE
114	Rinse Jackson	The Tide Pods	19	27	UNDEAD
115	Stinky Pete	Garbage Pail Kids	19	27	ACTIVE
116	Artisanal Windbreaker	The Participation Trophies	19	29	ACTIVE
117	Mommy Issues Mike	The Participation Trophies	19	30	ACTIVE
118	Donny "Dirty Mouth" McBubble	The Tide Pods	18	11	DEAD
119	YouTube Yolanda "Subscribe or Die"	The Social Media Influencers	18	11	DEAD
120	VIOLENCE PENDING	The Final Boss Energy	18	12	DEAD
121	Tutorial Skip Tony	The Time Wasters	18	13	ACTIVE
122	Trash Expander	Bodily Horrors United	18	15	ACTIVE
123	Student Loan Samantha	The Academic Assassins	18	16	ACTIVE
124	Leggings Legend Lisa	The MLM Martyrs	18	17	DEAD
125	Are You Afraid of the Shark	Midnight Society	18	19	UNDEAD
126	Insurance Denial Ian	The Healthcare Heroes	18	21	ACTIVE
127	Paul McCartney	Napster	18	21	ACTIVE
128	Karen of the Comments	The Internet Comment Section	18	25	ACTIVE
129	Why Am I Here Johnson	The Existential Crisis Club	18	28	ACTIVE
130	Moist Carl	The Conspiracy Theorists	17	10	ACTIVE
131	Banana Hammurabi	The Meat Sweats	17	11	ACTIVE
132	The Waffle Iron	Blood & Breakfast	17	11	ACTIVE
133	Lawn Care Larry	Suburban Nightmares	17	13	ACTIVE
134	The Unsubscribe Link	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	17	14	ACTIVE
135	Surprise Bill Betty	Medical Billing Mafia	17	16	ACTIVE
136	Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious"	The Food Service Warriors	17	17	ACTIVE
137	Slurpee Samurai Steve	The Gas Station Gladiators	17	19	ACTIVE
138	TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence"	The Social Media Influencers	17	22	ACTIVE
139	Howie Dorough	Entropy United	17	24	ACTIVE
140	Therapy Llama	Emotional Support Animals	17	24	ACTIVE
141	Crystalized Entropy	Free Agent	16	3	ACTIVE
142	Donut Handler	Emotional Support Animals	16	9	ACTIVE
143	Arnold Schwarzenegger	The Glitch in the Matrix	16	11	ACTIVE
144	Count Dankula	The DMV Destroyers	16	12	ACTIVE
145	guwap	Custom Fighters	16	12	ACTIVE
146	Jean-Claude Van Damme	The Glitch in the Matrix	16	13	ACTIVE
147	Sandy Britches	The Social Media Influencers	16	14	ACTIVE
148	Supplement Steve "Boss Babe"	The MLM Martyrs	16	14	ACTIVE
149	Maybe Tomorrow	The Existential Crisis Club	16	16	ACTIVE
150	Gordon Ramsay	Napster	16	17	UNDEAD
151	Millipede Aqualuft	The MLM Martyrs	16	17	ACTIVE
152	Prior Authorization Paul	Medical Billing Mafia	16	17	ACTIVE
153	Chorby Short	Emotional Support Animals	16	20	ACTIVE
154	The Meaning Seeker	The Existential Crisis Club	16	20	ACTIVE
155	Krazy K	The Tide Pods	16	25	UNDEAD
156	Lars Ulrich	Napster	16	25	ACTIVE
157	Dean of Discipline	The Academic Assassins	15	6	DEAD
158	Birthday Alone Barry	The Sadness Merchants	15	10	ACTIVE
159	Crayon Scribble in Blood Red	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	15	10	ACTIVE
160	Mookie Sanders	The MLM Martyrs	15	10	DEAD
161	Derek Moneyberg	Suburban Nightmares	15	11	ACTIVE
162	Dust Bunny Dominator	Cleaning Crew Carnage	15	14	ACTIVE
163	Granite Sinclair	Bodily Horrors United	15	14	ACTIVE
164	Pocket Protector Pete	The Participation Trophies	15	15	ACTIVE
165	Nancy From HR	The DMV Destroyers	15	16	ACTIVE
166	Bingo Bertha "The Destroyer"	The Retirement Home Raiders	15	18	DEAD
167	Auto-Correct Apocalypse	Internet & Tech Terror	15	19	ACTIVE
168	Kirk Hammett	The Final Boss Energy	15	19	ACTIVE
169	Cell Longarms	The Final Boss Energy	15	21	ACTIVE
170	Fart Sniffer Supreme	The Participation Trophies	15	23	UNDEAD
171	Denture Deborah	The Retirement Home Raiders	15	28	ACTIVE
172	Verne Troyer	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	15	31	ACTIVE
173	What Even Is This	The Existential Crisis Club	15	35	UNDEAD
174	The Ellipsis	The Retirement Home Raiders	14	9	ACTIVE
175	Thighmaster Flex	The Glitch in the Matrix	14	9	ACTIVE
176	Pancake Stabber Stevens	Blood & Breakfast	14	10	ACTIVE
177	Rubber Glizzy	The Dupont Mutants	14	12	ACTIVE
178	Beta Tester Bob	Internet & Tech Terror	14	14	ACTIVE
179	The Leaf Blower	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	14	14	ACTIVE
180	Loch Ness Monster	The Academic Assassins	14	15	ACTIVE
181	Moldy Shower Curtain Mike	Grime Time All-Stars	14	15	ACTIVE
182	Nicolas Cage	Emotional Support Animals	14	15	DEAD
183	Hot Dog Roller Helena	The Gas Station Gladiators	14	16	ACTIVE
184	Home Depot Manager	The Dupont Mutants	14	17	ACTIVE
185	Probability Jane	Garbage Pail Kids	14	17	ACTIVE
186	Karen "Compliance" Thompson	The Corporate Overlords	14	18	ACTIVE
187	Delivery Driver Danny	The Food Service Warriors	14	19	ACTIVE
188	PTA Meeting Patricia	Suburban Nightmares	14	19	ACTIVE
189	AJ McLean	Emotional Support Animals	14	22	DEAD
190	Coaching Course Carol	The MLM Martyrs	14	22	ACTIVE
191	Scroll Forever Susan	The Time Wasters	14	22	ACTIVE
192	Beans McBlase	The Meat Sweats	14	25	UNDEAD
193	Booger McGillicuddy	The Participation Trophies	14	25	ACTIVE
194	Bob Ross	The Glitch in the Matrix	14	26	ACTIVE
195	Glacial Patience	Custom Fighters	13	4	ACTIVE
196	Deductible Dave "The Crusher"	Medical Billing Mafia	13	8	ACTIVE
197	Meatball Massacre Mike	Pasta La Vista	13	8	DEAD
198	Sprinkler System Sam	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	13	9	ACTIVE
199	Uncle Kick Salad	Napster	13	12	ACTIVE
200	Background Blur Betty	The Zoom Call Zombies	13	14	DEAD
201	Cabbage Jenkins	Needle Exchange	13	14	ACTIVE
202	Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager	The Social Media Influencers	13	14	ACTIVE
203	Messy Tessie	Garbage Pail Kids	13	15	DEAD
204	Instagram Ian "Content Creator"	The Social Media Influencers	13	17	ACTIVE
205	Comfort Gecko	Emotional Support Animals	13	18	DEAD
206	Déjà Vu Again	The Glitch in the Matrix	13	19	ACTIVE
207	Dr. Burnout Betty	The Healthcare Heroes	13	27	ACTIVE
208	Fish Summer	The Food Service Warriors	13	28	ACTIVE
209	George Harrison	The Conspiracy Theorists	13	28	ACTIVE
210	Last Pick Larry	The Participation Trophies	13	32	ACTIVE
211	Gains McGainface	Needle Exchange	12	6	DEAD
212	Yogurt the Destroyer	The Gas Station Gladiators	12	7	ACTIVE
213	John Cena	Entropy United	12	8	ACTIVE
214	Fists McExistential	The Dupont Mutants	12	9	DEAD
215	Manager Summoner Mike	The Retail Apocalypse	12	9	DEAD
216	Miss Demeanor	The Corporate Overlords	12	9	ACTIVE
217	HOA President Peterson	Suburban Nightmares	12	10	DEAD
218	Robert Trujillo	The Food Service Warriors	12	10	DEAD
219	Third Floor Bathroom Mirror	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	12	10	ACTIVE
220	Lottery Ticket Larry	The Gas Station Gladiators	12	12	DEAD
221	Soccer Mom Supreme	Suburban Nightmares	12	15	DEAD
222	Energy Drink Eddie	The Gas Station Gladiators	12	16	ACTIVE
223	Captain Yawnpunch	Needle Exchange	12	17	ACTIVE
224	Gilbert Gottfried	The Corporate Overlords	12	24	ACTIVE
225	Ringo Starr	The Meat Sweats	12	25	ACTIVE
226	Geologic Time	Free Agent	11	4	ACTIVE
227	Nasty Nick	Garbage Pail Kids	11	5	DEAD
228	Neckbeard Nathan	The Internet Comment Section	11	10	DEAD
229	Polymer Paradise	Free Agent	11	10	DEAD
230	PowerPoint Paul “The Closer”	Corporate & Office Mayhem	11	10	ACTIVE
231	Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”	Corporate & Office Mayhem	11	10	ACTIVE
232	Tale of the Broken Elevator	Midnight Society	11	11	DEAD
233	JC Chasez	The Meat Sweats	11	12	DEAD
234	Steve Irwin	The Final Boss Energy	11	13	ACTIVE
235	404 Error Evan	Internet & Tech Terror	11	14	UNDEAD
236	Patch Note Pete	Internet & Tech Terror	11	15	ACTIVE
237	Shuffleboard Shirley	The Retirement Home Raiders	11	17	ACTIVE
238	Captain Hindsight	The Conspiracy Theorists	11	18	ACTIVE
239	ChoKING on LeeSUN	The Retirement Home Raiders	11	18	ACTIVE
240	Skunkhand Jenkins	Blood & Breakfast	11	18	UNDEAD
241	Square Root	The Zoom Call Zombies	11	18	ACTIVE
242	Toaster Bath	Midnight Society	11	18	ACTIVE
243	Ravioli Revolution	Pasta La Vista	10	6	DEAD
244	Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr.	Discount Apocalypse	10	8	ACTIVE
245	Double Cup Dwayne	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	10	9	ACTIVE
246	Knuckle up Nick	Custom Fighters	10	9	ACTIVE
247	Moon Landing Mike	The Conspiracy Theorists	10	9	DEAD
248	The Little Black Book	Free Agent	10	9	ACTIVE
249	John Jimmy	The Social Media Influencers	10	10	ACTIVE
250	Steven Seagal	The Tide Pods	10	10	DEAD
251	The Misnomer	The Forgotten Passwords	10	10	ACTIVE
252	Yurts Buttercup	The Glitch in the Matrix	10	10	DEAD
253	Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher"	The Food Service Warriors	10	11	DEAD
254	Deadline Debra	Corporate & Office Mayhem	10	11	DEAD
255	Lawnmower Jesus	The MLM Martyrs	10	11	ACTIVE
256	Live Leaked	The Glitch in the Matrix	10	11	ACTIVE
257	Professor Punishment PhD	The Academic Assassins	10	12	DEAD
258	The Margin Note	The MLM Martyrs	10	12	DEAD
259	Flat Earth Fred	The Conspiracy Theorists	10	13	DEAD
260	Grill Master Gary	Suburban Nightmares	10	13	DEAD
261	Serif	Needle Exchange	10	13	ACTIVE
262	The Vorpal Avenger	Custom Fighters	10	13	ACTIVE
263	Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor"	The Academic Assassins	10	15	ACTIVE
264	Chris Kirkpatrick	Grime Time All-Stars	10	17	DEAD
265	Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time"	The Healthcare Heroes	10	17	ACTIVE
266	The Honorable Judge Fistmas	The MLM Martyrs	9	4	DEAD
267	Chairman Meow	Blood & Breakfast	9	9	DEAD
268	Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying”	Internet & Tech Terror	9	9	DEAD
269	HR Hivemind Helen	Corporate & Office Mayhem	9	11	ACTIVE
270	Mx. Noodle	The Forgotten Passwords	9	11	ACTIVE
271	Gas Berger	The DMV Destroyers	9	12	ACTIVE
272	Moth With a Knife	The Dupont Mutants	9	12	ACTIVE
273	Sunday Night Dread	The Sadness Merchants	9	15	ACTIVE
274	Slosh Gulp	The Academic Assassins	9	17	DEAD
275	Betty White	Medical Billing Mafia	9	18	UNDEAD
276	Wedgie Magnet	The Participation Trophies	9	28	ACTIVE
277	Baby Triumphant	Garbage Pail Kids	9	31	ACTIVE
278	Deja Vu Again	Free Agent	8	3	UNDEAD
279	Nick Fuentes	The Dupont Mutants	8	5	DEAD
280	Splinter Under Fingernail	Bodily Horrors United	8	5	DEAD
281	Syrup Strangler	Blood & Breakfast	8	7	DEAD
282	The Footnote	The Forgotten Passwords	8	9	ACTIVE
283	X-Ray Xavier	The Healthcare Heroes	8	11	DEAD
284	Leftover Larry	Food-Based Furies	8	12	ACTIVE
285	Reality Buffering…	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	8	12	ACTIVE
286	Twitch Streamer Tyler	The Social Media Influencers	8	14	DEAD
287	Ctrl+Alt+Delilah	Corporate & Office Mayhem	8	15	UNDEAD
288	The Rubber Stamp	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	8	15	DEAD
289	Dollar Menu Doom	Discount Apocalypse	8	16	UNDEAD
290	Quarterly Report Jones	The Corporate Overlords	8	16	ACTIVE
291	Impostor Syndrome Sid	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	8	17	ACTIVE
292	Wikipedia Rabbit Hole	The Time Wasters	8	21	ACTIVE
293	Monday Morning	The Tide Pods	7	3	DEAD
294	Broccoli Backhand	Food-Based Furies	7	4	DEAD
295	James Hetfield	The Gas Station Gladiators	7	4	DEAD
296	Hair in the Drain Helena	Grime Time All-Stars	7	6	DEAD
297	The First Prime Number	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	7	6	DEAD
298	Bolognese Blitz	Food-Based Furies	7	8	DEAD
299	Hornswoggle	Suburban Nightmares	7	8	DEAD
300	Passive Voice	The Social Media Influencers	7	8	ACTIVE
301	Dead Houseplant Duncan	The Sadness Merchants	7	9	DEAD
302	Justin Timberlake	Medical Billing Mafia	7	9	DEAD
303	TV Remote	Entropy United	7	10	ACTIVE
304	Unattended Swing Set	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	7	11	ACTIVE
305	One More Episode Ed	The Time Wasters	7	13	DEAD
306	Out of Network Nancy	Medical Billing Mafia	7	13	ACTIVE
307	Sleep Paralysis Pam	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	7	13	DEAD
308	Static Cling	Food-Based Furies	7	13	ACTIVE
309	Danny DeVito	Medical Billing Mafia	7	14	DEAD
310	Grammar Nazi Gertrude	The Internet Comment Section	7	14	DEAD
311	Just Five More Minutes	The Time Wasters	7	16	DEAD
312	Ingrown Toenail Igor	Bodily Horrors United	7	19	UNDEAD
313	Mr. Rogers	The Existential Crisis Club	7	21	ACTIVE
314	The Mysterious Bathroom Smell	Grime Time All-Stars	7	21	ACTIVE
315	Kennedy Loser	Suburban Nightmares	7	23	ACTIVE
316	Stu Trololol	The Retirement Home Raiders	7	24	ACTIVE
317	The Terms of Service	Cleaning Crew Carnage	6	4	DEAD
318	Babyface Guillotine	Midnight Society	6	6	ACTIVE
319	Micromanage Mike	Corporate & Office Mayhem	6	6	DEAD
320	Tony the Concept	Cleaning Crew Carnage	6	7	DEAD
321	wilson	The Tide Pods	6	9	ACTIVE
322	Returns Policy Rita	The Retail Apocalypse	6	10	DEAD
323	Kevin Richardson	Discount Apocalypse	6	12	DEAD
324	Self-Checkout Stan	The Retail Apocalypse	6	12	DEAD
325	Line Number Linda	The DMV Destroyers	6	20	ACTIVE
326	Anxiety Duck	Emotional Support Animals	6	25	ACTIVE
327	Too Many Tabs Open	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	5	2	DEAD
328	HOA Sniper Sally	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	5	5	DEAD
329	Depression Bear	Emotional Support Animals	5	6	DEAD
330	Sweet Baby Ray	Custom Fighters	5	6	UNDEAD
331	nft.altruist	The Sadness Merchants	5	6	DEAD
332	Burrito Supreme	The Meat Sweats	5	7	UNDEAD
333	Lance Bass	Blood & Breakfast	5	8	DEAD
334	Linguine Lightning	Pasta La Vista	5	8	DEAD
335	---	The Corporate Overlords	5	9	DEAD
336	Deja Vu	Bodily Horrors United	5	9	UNDEAD
337	Reply Guy Rick	The Internet Comment Section	5	10	DEAD
338	SwizzleSchtick	The Conspiracy Theorists	5	11	DEAD
339	Essential Oil Olivia	The MLM Martyrs	5	15	DEAD
340	Darryl Blueberry	The Gas Station Gladiators	4	3	DEAD
341	Elevator Music	Garbage Pail Kids	4	3	DEAD
342	The Algorithm	Internet & Tech Terror	4	5	DEAD
343	The Thing in the Air Ducts	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	4	5	DEAD
344	The Buffer	The Glitch in the Matrix	4	6	DEAD
345	Bathtub Ring Bobby	Grime Time All-Stars	4	8	DEAD
346	Krazy Angel	Free Agent	4	10	ACTIVE
347	Keyboard Warrior Kyle	The Internet Comment Section	4	13	DEAD
348	Diplomatic Immunity	Free Agent	4	15	UNDEAD
349	Soap Scum Supreme	Grime Time All-Stars	4	15	ACTIVE
350	Waiting Room William	The Healthcare Heroes	4	15	DEAD
351	Social Anxiety Sam	The Participation Trophies	4	16	DEAD
352	Donut Desperado	Food-Based Furies	3	3	DEAD
353	Nesticle	Needle Exchange	3	3	DEAD
354	Reverb	The Forgotten Passwords	3	3	DEAD
355	Porkbun Pete	Napster	3	4	DEAD
356	The Unlicensed Magician	The Gas Station Gladiators	3	4	DEAD
357	Chairman of the Floor	Medical Billing Mafia	3	5	DEAD
358	Ctrl+Z	Entropy United	3	5	DEAD
359	Mop Chop Molly	Cleaning Crew Carnage	3	6	DEAD
360	Overthinking Olivia	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	3	7	DEAD
361	Captcha Chaos Champion	The Forgotten Passwords	3	8	DEAD
362	Febreze Frank “The Freshmaker”	Cleaning Crew Carnage	3	8	DEAD
363	Scootie	Pasta La Vista	3	8	DEAD
364	Muted Mike "Can You Hear Me Now"	The Zoom Call Zombies	3	9	DEAD
365	Nextdoor Neighbor Ned	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	3	15	ACTIVE
366	Brian Littrell	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	3	17	DEAD
367	Borrowed Time	Bodily Horrors United	2	2	DEAD
368	Page 666	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	2	2	DEAD
369	Don Vito	The Zoom Call Zombies	2	3	DEAD
370	Lunch Break	The Retail Apocalypse	2	3	DEAD
371	Splinter Testimony	The Healthcare Heroes	2	3	DEAD
372	Cracked iPhone Screen	The Academic Assassins	2	4	DEAD
373	Just Greg	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	2	4	DEAD
374	The Pending Update	The Zoom Call Zombies	2	5	DEAD
375	The Intern	Napster	2	6	DEAD
376	Store Brand Stephanie	Discount Apocalypse	2	7	DEAD
377	Wet Sock Walking Willie	Bodily Horrors United	2	7	DEAD
378	Cookie Consent Karen	Internet & Tech Terror	1	2	DEAD
379	Autocorrect	The DMV Destroyers	1	3	DEAD
380	Coffee Break Carl	Corporate & Office Mayhem	1	4	DEAD
381	Wheelchair Willie "No Mercy"	The Retirement Home Raiders	1	6	DEAD
382	Elbow Pope	Pasta La Vista	1	7	DEAD
383	Background Radiation	The Zoom Call Zombies	1	17	UNDEAD
384	Flat Eric	Custom Fighters	0	1	DEAD
385	Lisa Frank TrapperKeeper	Custom Fighters	0	1	DEAD
386	Windex Warrior	Cleaning Crew Carnage	0	1	DEAD
387	Low Gas Mode	Free Agent	0	4	ACTIVE
388	Phantom Vibration	The Meat Sweats	0	6	DEAD