Fighter Rankings - Spoodblort

💀 FIGHTER RANKINGS 💀

All registered violence practitioners ranked by combat record

RANK	FIGHTER	TEAM	WINS	LOSSES	STATUS
👑 1	Pork Chop Paradise	The Meat Sweats	21	2	ACTIVE
🥈 2	Polymer McGillicuddy	The Dupont Mutants	20	10	ACTIVE
🥉 3	Stone Cold Steve Austin	The DMV Destroyers	14	1	ACTIVE
4	The Rock Johnson	Napster	14	2	ACTIVE
5	Are You Afraid of the Shark	Midnight Society	14	3	UNDEAD
6	Joey Fatone	The Existential Crisis Club	14	6	ACTIVE
7	Professor Punches	Suburban Nightmares	13	3	ACTIVE
8	Regional Manager Dave	The Corporate Overlords	13	3	ACTIVE
9	Beef Injection	Needle Exchange	13	4	ACTIVE
10	Rinse Jackson	The Tide Pods	13	5	UNDEAD
11	BO BAX JR FACT	Cleaning Crew Carnage	13	7	ACTIVE
12	Copay Carl	The Healthcare Heroes	13	7	ACTIVE
13	Bot Account Barbara	The Internet Comment Section	13	8	ACTIVE
14	Penne for Your Thoughts	Pasta La Vista	13	8	ACTIVE
15	Glizzy Goblin	Midnight Society	13	11	ACTIVE
16	The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With	The DMV Destroyers	12	0	ACTIVE
17	YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY	Discount Apocalypse	12	1	ACTIVE
18	Donny "Dirty Mouth" McBubble	The Tide Pods	12	3	ACTIVE
19	Gains McGainface	Needle Exchange	12	3	ACTIVE
20	Bacon Windfall	The Meat Sweats	12	4	ACTIVE
21	Engine Eberhardt	Bodily Horrors United	12	4	ACTIVE
22	Low Battery Mode	The Final Boss Energy	12	4	ACTIVE
23	Snotty Scotty	Garbage Pail Kids	12	7	ACTIVE
24	Sol Slug	Midnight Society	12	7	ACTIVE
25	Karen of the Comments	The Internet Comment Section	12	9	ACTIVE
26	Black Friday Brenda	The Retail Apocalypse	11	2	ACTIVE
27	Suds Sullivan	The Tide Pods	11	2	ACTIVE
28	Brisket Friendo	The Retail Apocalypse	11	3	ACTIVE
29	Empyrean Angel	The DMV Destroyers	11	4	ACTIVE
30	Grollis Zephyr	The Forgotten Passwords	11	4	ACTIVE
31	Keanu Reeves	Medical Billing Mafia	11	4	ACTIVE
32	Lady Chaos	Entropy United	11	4	DEAD
33	Average Joe	The Corporate Overlords	11	5	ACTIVE
34	Nasty Nick	Garbage Pail Kids	11	5	DEAD
35	Sausage Festival	The Meat Sweats	11	5	ACTIVE
36	The Efficiency Expert	The Corporate Overlords	11	6	ACTIVE
37	Closing Time Tim	The Retail Apocalypse	11	7	ACTIVE
38	Kevlar Breakfast	The Dupont Mutants	11	7	ACTIVE
39	Mayhem Breakfast	Entropy United	11	7	ACTIVE
40	LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network"	The Social Media Influencers	11	9	ACTIVE
41	Fart Sniffer Supreme	The Participation Trophies	11	11	ACTIVE
42	Form 27-B Frank	The DMV Destroyers	10	2	ACTIVE
43	VIOLENCE PENDING	The Final Boss Energy	10	2	ACTIVE
44	Bigfoot Believer Brenda	The Conspiracy Theorists	10	3	ACTIVE
45	The Last Two Percent	The Final Boss Energy	10	3	ACTIVE
46	Gordon Ramsay	Napster	10	4	UNDEAD
47	Robert Trujillo	The Food Service Warriors	10	4	ACTIVE
48	Student Loan Samantha	The Academic Assassins	10	4	ACTIVE
49	Tutorial Skip Tony	The Time Wasters	10	4	ACTIVE
50	The Carbonara Killer	Pasta La Vista	10	5	ACTIVE
51	Lasagna Layer Lord	Pasta La Vista	10	6	ACTIVE
52	Sixpack Santiago	The Zoom Call Zombies	10	6	ACTIVE
53	Librarian Linda "Shush of Death"	The Academic Assassins	10	8	ACTIVE
54	Nurse Nightmare Nancy	The Healthcare Heroes	10	8	ACTIVE
55	Professor Punishment PhD	The Academic Assassins	10	12	DEAD
56	404 Not Found	The Glitch in the Matrix	9	2	ACTIVE
57	Dean of Discipline	The Academic Assassins	9	4	ACTIVE
58	Teflon Moonbeam	The Dupont Mutants	9	4	ACTIVE
59	Karen "Compliance" Thompson	The Corporate Overlords	9	5	ACTIVE
60	Spandex Nightmare	The Dupont Mutants	9	5	ACTIVE
61	Autoplay Assassin	The Time Wasters	9	6	ACTIVE
62	Meatball Massacre Mike	Pasta La Vista	9	6	ACTIVE
63	Fresh Rodriguez	The Tide Pods	9	7	ACTIVE
64	HOA President Peterson	Suburban Nightmares	9	7	ACTIVE
65	Pocket Protector Pete	The Participation Trophies	9	7	ACTIVE
66	Disorder McFrenzy	Entropy United	9	10	ACTIVE
67	Messy Tessie	Garbage Pail Kids	9	13	ACTIVE
68	Trash Expander	Bodily Horrors United	8	0	ACTIVE
69	Swole Patroll	Needle Exchange	8	2	ACTIVE
70	War Machine	The Sadness Merchants	8	2	ACTIVE
71	Caps Lock Carl	The Internet Comment Section	8	3	ACTIVE
72	First Sunday	Needle Exchange	8	3	ACTIVE
73	Reset Link Randy	The Forgotten Passwords	8	4	ACTIVE
74	Arnold Schwarzenegger	The Glitch in the Matrix	8	5	ACTIVE
75	Dank Dill	The Food Service Warriors	8	5	ACTIVE
76	JC Chasez	The Meat Sweats	8	6	ACTIVE
77	Lawn Care Larry	Suburban Nightmares	8	6	ACTIVE
78	Mike Tyson	The Zoom Call Zombies	8	6	ACTIVE
79	Beans McBlase	The Meat Sweats	8	7	ACTIVE
80	Manager Summoner Mike	The Retail Apocalypse	8	7	ACTIVE
81	Clearance Rack Rachel	The Retail Apocalypse	8	8	ACTIVE
82	Nicolas Cage	Emotional Support Animals	8	8	ACTIVE
83	Pangolin Ruiz	Napster	8	8	ACTIVE
84	Scroll Forever Susan	The Time Wasters	8	10	ACTIVE
85	The Finger Counter	Blood & Breakfast	8	10	ACTIVE
86	AJ McLean	Emotional Support Animals	8	11	ACTIVE
87	X-Ray Xavier	The Healthcare Heroes	8	11	DEAD
88	Betty White	Medical Billing Mafia	7	1	ACTIVE
89	Boiling Singularity Vapors	The Existential Crisis Club	7	1	ACTIVE
90	John Cena	Entropy United	7	1	ACTIVE
91	Tucan Shakur	Emotional Support Animals	7	1	ACTIVE
92	Two Factor Authentication	The Forgotten Passwords	7	2	ACTIVE
93	Ravioli Revolution	Pasta La Vista	7	3	ACTIVE
94	Troll King Tommy	The Internet Comment Section	7	3	ACTIVE
95	Void Gazer Supreme	The Existential Crisis Club	7	3	ACTIVE
96	James Hetfield	The Gas Station Gladiators	7	4	DEAD
97	Shrek	The Academic Assassins	7	6	ACTIVE
98	YouTube Yolanda "Subscribe or Die"	The Social Media Influencers	7	6	ACTIVE
99	Frozen Screen Frank	The Zoom Call Zombies	7	7	ACTIVE
100	Slurpee Samurai Steve	The Gas Station Gladiators	7	7	ACTIVE
101	Tahini Poinsettia	The Gas Station Gladiators	7	7	ACTIVE
102	Chaos Windfall	Entropy United	7	8	ACTIVE
103	Xandra Pancakes	Blood & Breakfast	7	8	ACTIVE
104	Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious"	The Food Service Warriors	7	9	ACTIVE
105	Flat Earth Fred	The Conspiracy Theorists	7	10	ACTIVE
106	Gross Gary	Garbage Pail Kids	7	11	ACTIVE
107	One More Episode Ed	The Time Wasters	7	13	DEAD
108	Mookie Sanders	The MLM Martyrs	6	1	ACTIVE
109	Chuck Norris	Napster	6	2	ACTIVE
110	Grill Master Gary	Suburban Nightmares	6	2	ACTIVE
111	Nylon Dreams	The Dupont Mutants	6	3	ACTIVE
112	Beef Supreme	The Meat Sweats	6	4	ACTIVE
113	Delivery Driver Danny	The Food Service Warriors	6	4	ACTIVE
114	Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero"	The Food Service Warriors	6	4	ACTIVE
115	Supplement Steve "Boss Babe"	The MLM Martyrs	6	4	ACTIVE
116	Therapy Llama	Emotional Support Animals	6	5	ACTIVE
117	Soccer Mom Supreme	Suburban Nightmares	6	7	ACTIVE
118	Artisanal Windbreaker	The Participation Trophies	6	8	ACTIVE
119	PTA Meeting Patricia	Suburban Nightmares	6	8	ACTIVE
120	The Submitted for Approval	Midnight Society	6	8	ACTIVE
121	John Lennon	The Tide Pods	6	9	ACTIVE
122	TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence"	The Social Media Influencers	6	9	ACTIVE
123	Yurts Buttercup	The Glitch in the Matrix	6	9	ACTIVE
124	Danny DeVito	Medical Billing Mafia	6	10	ACTIVE
125	Returns Policy Rita	The Retail Apocalypse	6	10	DEAD
126	Stretch Filigree	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	6	11	ACTIVE
127	The Meaning Seeker	The Existential Crisis Club	6	11	ACTIVE
128	What Even Is This	The Existential Crisis Club	6	11	DEAD
129	Booger McGillicuddy	The Participation Trophies	6	12	ACTIVE
130	Coaching Course Carol	The MLM Martyrs	6	13	ACTIVE
131	Participation Trophy Tom	The Participation Trophies	6	16	ACTIVE
132	Fist Sundaze	Bodily Horrors United	5	1	ACTIVE
133	Maybe Tomorrow	The Existential Crisis Club	5	4	ACTIVE
134	Hot Dog Roller Helena	The Gas Station Gladiators	5	5	ACTIVE
135	Moon Landing Mike	The Conspiracy Theorists	5	5	ACTIVE
136	Steve Irwin	The Final Boss Energy	5	5	ACTIVE
137	Neckbeard Nathan	The Internet Comment Section	5	6	ACTIVE
138	Steven Seagal	The Tide Pods	5	6	ACTIVE
139	Baiten Switch	Midnight Society	5	7	ACTIVE
140	Krazy K	The Tide Pods	5	7	ACTIVE
141	Linguine Lightning	Pasta La Vista	5	7	ACTIVE
142	Background Blur Betty	The Zoom Call Zombies	5	8	ACTIVE
143	Kevin Richardson	Discount Apocalypse	5	8	ACTIVE
144	Lance Bass	Blood & Breakfast	5	8	DEAD
145	Marilyn Manson	The Conspiracy Theorists	5	8	ACTIVE
146	Millipede Aqualuft	The MLM Martyrs	5	8	ACTIVE
147	Tale of the Broken Elevator	Midnight Society	5	8	ACTIVE
148	Wikipedia Rabbit Hole	The Time Wasters	5	8	ACTIVE
149	Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens	The Corporate Overlords	5	9	ACTIVE
150	Denture Deborah	The Retirement Home Raiders	5	9	ACTIVE
151	Slosh Gulp	The Academic Assassins	5	9	ACTIVE
152	Dr. Burnout Betty	The Healthcare Heroes	5	10	ACTIVE
153	Leggings Legend Lisa	The MLM Martyrs	5	10	ACTIVE
154	Comfort Gecko	Emotional Support Animals	5	11	ACTIVE
155	Anarchy Moonbeam	Entropy United	5	14	ACTIVE
156	Nick Carter	Needle Exchange	5	14	ACTIVE
157	Ringo Starr	The Meat Sweats	5	18	ACTIVE
158	Deadline Debra	Corporate & Office Mayhem	4	2	ACTIVE
159	Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time"	The Healthcare Heroes	4	4	ACTIVE
160	Swisher Sweet	Midnight Society	4	4	ACTIVE
161	Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher"	The Food Service Warriors	4	5	ACTIVE
162	Early Bird Eddie	The Retirement Home Raiders	4	5	ACTIVE
163	Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor"	The Academic Assassins	4	5	ACTIVE
164	Insurance Denial Ian	The Healthcare Heroes	4	6	ACTIVE
165	Justin Timberlake	Medical Billing Mafia	4	6	ACTIVE
166	Loading Screen Eternity	The Time Wasters	4	6	ACTIVE
167	Quarterly Report Jones	The Corporate Overlords	4	6	ACTIVE
168	Lottery Ticket Larry	The Gas Station Gladiators	4	8	ACTIVE
169	Reply Guy Rick	The Internet Comment Section	4	8	ACTIVE
170	Twitch Streamer Tyler	The Social Media Influencers	4	8	ACTIVE
171	Self-Checkout Stan	The Retail Apocalypse	4	9	ACTIVE
172	Waiting Room William	The Healthcare Heroes	4	9	ACTIVE
173	Cell Longarms	The Final Boss Energy	4	10	ACTIVE
174	Paul McCartney	Napster	4	10	ACTIVE
175	Why Am I Here Johnson	The Existential Crisis Club	4	11	ACTIVE
176	Howie Dorough	Entropy United	4	14	ACTIVE
177	Just Five More Minutes	The Time Wasters	4	14	ACTIVE
178	Social Anxiety Sam	The Participation Trophies	4	16	DEAD
179	Spreadsheet Specter	Corporate & Office Mayhem	3	0	ACTIVE
180	Vacuum Vinnie	Cleaning Crew Carnage	3	0	ACTIVE
181	Dollar Menu Doom	Discount Apocalypse	3	2	DEAD
182	Depression Bear	Emotional Support Animals	3	3	ACTIVE
183	Energy Drink Eddie	The Gas Station Gladiators	3	3	ACTIVE
184	ChoKING on LeeSUN	The Retirement Home Raiders	3	5	ACTIVE
185	Jean-Claude Van Damme	The Glitch in the Matrix	3	5	ACTIVE
186	Kirk Hammett	The Final Boss Energy	3	5	ACTIVE
187	Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare"	The Food Service Warriors	3	6	ACTIVE
188	Chris Kirkpatrick	Grime Time All-Stars	3	6	ACTIVE
189	---	The Corporate Overlords	3	7	ACTIVE
190	Gilbert Gottfried	The Corporate Overlords	3	7	ACTIVE
191	Bingo Bertha "The Destroyer"	The Retirement Home Raiders	3	8	ACTIVE
192	Captcha Chaos Champion	The Forgotten Passwords	3	8	DEAD
193	Déjà Vu Again	The Glitch in the Matrix	3	8	ACTIVE
194	Shuffleboard Shirley	The Retirement Home Raiders	3	8	ACTIVE
195	Grammar Nazi Gertrude	The Internet Comment Section	3	9	ACTIVE
196	Lars Ulrich	Napster	3	9	ACTIVE
197	Muted Mike "Can You Hear Me Now"	The Zoom Call Zombies	3	9	DEAD
198	Punchin Bag	Garbage Pail Kids	3	9	ACTIVE
199	George Harrison	The Conspiracy Theorists	3	10	ACTIVE
200	Instagram Ian "Content Creator"	The Social Media Influencers	3	10	ACTIVE
201	Line Number Linda	The DMV Destroyers	3	10	ACTIVE
202	Mommy Issues Mike	The Participation Trophies	3	10	ACTIVE
203	Anxiety Duck	Emotional Support Animals	3	14	ACTIVE
204	Bathtub Ring Bobby	Grime Time All-Stars	2	0	ACTIVE
205	Dr. Membrane PhD	The Time Wasters	2	0	ACTIVE
206	HOA Sniper Sally	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	2	0	ACTIVE
207	Moth With a Knife	The Dupont Mutants	2	0	ACTIVE
208	Nesticle	Needle Exchange	2	0	ACTIVE
209	Syrup Strangler	Blood & Breakfast	2	0	ACTIVE
210	The Implied	The Final Boss Energy	2	0	ACTIVE
211	The Terms of Service	Cleaning Crew Carnage	2	0	ACTIVE
212	Broccoli Backhand	Food-Based Furies	2	1	ACTIVE
213	Chairman Meow	Blood & Breakfast	2	1	ACTIVE
214	Grout Goblin Gary	Grime Time All-Stars	2	1	ACTIVE
215	Loch Ness Monster	The Academic Assassins	2	1	ACTIVE
216	Dust Bunny Dominator	Cleaning Crew Carnage	2	2	ACTIVE
217	nft.altruist	The Sadness Merchants	2	2	ACTIVE
218	Thilly Gooth	The Forgotten Passwords	2	3	ACTIVE
219	Skunkhand Jenkins	Blood & Breakfast	2	4	DEAD
220	Jelly Burgertoes	The Conspiracy Theorists	2	5	ACTIVE
221	SwizzleSchtick	The Conspiracy Theorists	2	5	ACTIVE
222	Warwick Davis	Internet & Tech Terror	2	5	ACTIVE
223	Hornswoggle	Suburban Nightmares	2	6	ACTIVE
224	Mr. Rogers	The Existential Crisis Club	2	7	ACTIVE
225	Chorby Short	Emotional Support Animals	2	8	ACTIVE
226	Essential Oil Olivia	The MLM Martyrs	2	8	ACTIVE
227	Kennedy Loser	Suburban Nightmares	2	8	ACTIVE
228	The Rubber Stamp	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	2	9	ACTIVE
229	Basement Dweller Brad	The Participation Trophies	2	10	ACTIVE
230	Bob Ross	The Glitch in the Matrix	2	10	ACTIVE
231	Last Pick Larry	The Participation Trophies	2	12	ACTIVE
232	Verne Troyer	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	2	12	ACTIVE
233	Comfort Septemberish	The Final Boss Energy	2	13	ACTIVE
234	Baby Triumphant	Garbage Pail Kids	2	15	ACTIVE
235	Fish Summer	The Food Service Warriors	2	16	ACTIVE
236	404 Error Evan	Internet & Tech Terror	1	0	ACTIVE
237	Beta Tester Bob	Internet & Tech Terror	1	0	ACTIVE
238	Borrowed Time	Bodily Horrors United	1	0	ACTIVE
239	Crying in Cars Caroline	The Sadness Merchants	1	0	ACTIVE
240	Donut Handler	Emotional Support Animals	1	0	ACTIVE
241	Elevator Music	Garbage Pail Kids	1	0	ACTIVE
242	Fists McExistential	The Dupont Mutants	1	0	ACTIVE
243	Granite Sinclair	Bodily Horrors United	1	0	ACTIVE
244	Hair in the Drain Helena	Grime Time All-Stars	1	0	ACTIVE
245	Home Depot Manager	The Dupont Mutants	1	0	ACTIVE
246	Lawnmower Jesus	The MLM Martyrs	1	0	ACTIVE
247	Leftover Larry	Food-Based Furies	1	0	ACTIVE
248	Moldy Shower Curtain Mike	Grime Time All-Stars	1	0	ACTIVE
249	Out of Network Nancy	Medical Billing Mafia	1	0	ACTIVE
250	Prior Authorization Paul	Medical Billing Mafia	1	0	ACTIVE
251	Probability Jane	Garbage Pail Kids	1	0	ACTIVE
252	Sleep Paralysis Pam	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	1	0	ACTIVE
253	Snack Attack Stan	Food-Based Furies	1	0	ACTIVE
254	Soap Scum Supreme	Grime Time All-Stars	1	0	ACTIVE
255	The Algorithm	Internet & Tech Terror	1	0	ACTIVE
256	The Buffer	The Glitch in the Matrix	1	0	ACTIVE
257	The Unsubscribe Link	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	1	0	ACTIVE
258	Third Floor Bathroom Mirror	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	1	0	ACTIVE
259	Toaster Bath	Midnight Society	1	0	ACTIVE
260	Too Many Tabs Open	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	1	0	ACTIVE
261	wilson	The Tide Pods	1	0	ACTIVE
262	Auto-Correct Apocalypse	Internet & Tech Terror	1	1	ACTIVE
263	Count Dankula	The DMV Destroyers	1	1	ACTIVE
264	Crayon Scribble in Blood Red	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	1	1	ACTIVE
265	Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming"	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	1	1	ACTIVE
266	Ctrl+Alt+Delilah	Corporate & Office Mayhem	1	1	DEAD
267	Ctrl+Z	Entropy United	1	1	ACTIVE
268	Double Cup Dwayne	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	1	1	ACTIVE
269	Empty Fridge at 2AM	The Sadness Merchants	1	1	ACTIVE
270	Gas Berger	The DMV Destroyers	1	1	ACTIVE
271	Just Greg	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	1	1	ACTIVE
272	Knockoff Kevin	Discount Apocalypse	1	1	ACTIVE
273	Mop Chop Molly	Cleaning Crew Carnage	1	1	ACTIVE
274	Nick Fuentes	The Dupont Mutants	1	1	ACTIVE
275	Overthinking Olivia	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	1	1	ACTIVE
276	Splinter Under Fingernail	Bodily Horrors United	1	1	ACTIVE
277	Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”	Corporate & Office Mayhem	1	1	ACTIVE
278	The Waffle Iron	Blood & Breakfast	1	1	ACTIVE
279	Toilet Bowl Stain Steve	Grime Time All-Stars	1	1	ACTIVE
280	Tony the Concept	Cleaning Crew Carnage	1	1	ACTIVE
281	Unattended Swing Set	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	1	1	ACTIVE
282	Cookie Consent Karen	Internet & Tech Terror	1	2	DEAD
283	Derek Moneyberg	Suburban Nightmares	1	2	ACTIVE
284	Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager	The Social Media Influencers	1	2	ACTIVE
285	John Jimmy	The Social Media Influencers	1	2	ACTIVE
286	Pancake Stabber Stevens	Blood & Breakfast	1	2	ACTIVE
287	The Leaf Blower	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	1	2	ACTIVE
288	The Misnomer	The Forgotten Passwords	1	2	ACTIVE
289	The Thing in the Air Ducts	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	1	2	ACTIVE
290	Wet Sock Walking Willie	Bodily Horrors United	1	2	ACTIVE
291	99 Cent Store Samurai	Discount Apocalypse	1	4	ACTIVE
292	Wheelchair Willie "No Mercy"	The Retirement Home Raiders	1	6	DEAD
293	Keyboard Warrior Kyle	The Internet Comment Section	1	7	ACTIVE
294	Stinky Pete	Garbage Pail Kids	1	9	ACTIVE
295	Wedgie Magnet	The Participation Trophies	1	9	ACTIVE
296	Brian Littrell	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	1	12	ACTIVE
297	Stu Trololol	The Retirement Home Raiders	1	12	ACTIVE
298	Babyface Guillotine	Midnight Society	0	0	ACTIVE
299	Background Radiation	The Zoom Call Zombies	0	0	ACTIVE
300	Banana Hammurabi	The Meat Sweats	0	0	ACTIVE
301	Cabbage Jenkins	Needle Exchange	0	0	ACTIVE
302	Captain Yawnpunch	Needle Exchange	0	0	ACTIVE
303	Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying”	Internet & Tech Terror	0	0	ACTIVE
304	Coffee Break Carl	Corporate & Office Mayhem	0	0	ACTIVE
305	Cracked iPhone Screen	The Academic Assassins	0	0	ACTIVE
306	Crouton Crusher	Food-Based Furies	0	0	ACTIVE
307	Dead Houseplant Duncan	The Sadness Merchants	0	0	ACTIVE
308	Deductible Dave "The Crusher"	Medical Billing Mafia	0	0	ACTIVE
309	Don Vito	The Zoom Call Zombies	0	0	ACTIVE
310	Donut Desperado	Food-Based Furies	0	0	ACTIVE
311	Elbow Pope	Pasta La Vista	0	0	ACTIVE
312	Garage Sale Gloria	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	0	0	ACTIVE
313	Generic Cola Gary	Discount Apocalypse	0	0	ACTIVE
314	HR Hivemind Helen	Corporate & Office Mayhem	0	0	ACTIVE
315	Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator”	Food-Based Furies	0	0	ACTIVE
316	Impostor Syndrome Sid	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	0	0	ACTIVE
317	Lunch Break	The Retail Apocalypse	0	0	ACTIVE
318	Monday Morning	The Tide Pods	0	0	ACTIVE
319	Mx. Noodle	The Forgotten Passwords	0	0	ACTIVE
320	Nextdoor Neighbor Ned	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	0	0	ACTIVE
321	Page 666	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	0	0	ACTIVE
322	Phantom Vibration	The Meat Sweats	0	0	ACTIVE
323	Porkbun Pete	Napster	0	0	ACTIVE
324	Sandy Britches	The Social Media Influencers	0	0	ACTIVE
325	Scootie	Pasta La Vista	0	0	ACTIVE
326	Serif	Needle Exchange	0	0	ACTIVE
327	Slobby Joe Jr.	The Final Boss Energy	0	0	ACTIVE
328	Splinter Testimony	The Healthcare Heroes	0	0	ACTIVE
329	Square Root	The Zoom Call Zombies	0	0	ACTIVE
330	Store Brand Stephanie	Discount Apocalypse	0	0	ACTIVE
331	Sunday Night Dread	The Sadness Merchants	0	0	ACTIVE
332	TV Remote	Entropy United	0	0	ACTIVE
333	The First Prime Number	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	0	0	ACTIVE
334	The Footnote	The Forgotten Passwords	0	0	ACTIVE
335	The Honorable Judge Fistmas	The MLM Martyrs	0	0	ACTIVE
336	The Margin Note	The MLM Martyrs	0	0	ACTIVE
337	The Unlicensed Magician	The Gas Station Gladiators	0	0	ACTIVE
338	Thighmaster Flex	The Glitch in the Matrix	0	0	ACTIVE
339	Uncle Kick Salad	Napster	0	0	ACTIVE
340	Yogurt the Destroyer	The Gas Station Gladiators	0	0	ACTIVE
341	Autocorrect	The DMV Destroyers	0	1	ACTIVE
342	Birthday Alone Barry	The Sadness Merchants	0	1	ACTIVE
343	Bolognese Blitz	Food-Based Furies	0	1	ACTIVE
344	Captain Hindsight	The Conspiracy Theorists	0	1	ACTIVE
345	Darryl Blueberry	The Gas Station Gladiators	0	1	ACTIVE
346	Deja Vu	Bodily Horrors United	0	1	ACTIVE
347	French Toast Fury	Blood & Breakfast	0	1	ACTIVE
348	Ingrown Toenail Igor	Bodily Horrors United	0	1	UNDEAD
349	Live Leaked	The Glitch in the Matrix	0	1	ACTIVE
350	Micromanage Mike	Corporate & Office Mayhem	0	1	ACTIVE
351	Miss Demeanor	The Corporate Overlords	0	1	ACTIVE
352	Moist Carl	The Conspiracy Theorists	0	1	ACTIVE
353	Passive Voice	The Social Media Influencers	0	1	ACTIVE
354	Patch Note Pete	Internet & Tech Terror	0	1	ACTIVE
355	PowerPoint Paul “The Closer”	Corporate & Office Mayhem	0	1	ACTIVE
356	Reality Buffering…	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	0	1	ACTIVE
357	Reverb	The Forgotten Passwords	0	1	ACTIVE
358	Sprinkler System Sam	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	0	1	ACTIVE
359	The Ellipsis	The Retirement Home Raiders	0	1	ACTIVE
360	The Intern	Napster	0	1	ACTIVE
361	The Pending Update	The Zoom Call Zombies	0	1	ACTIVE
362	Unanswered Text Anxiety	The Sadness Merchants	0	1	ACTIVE
363	Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr.	Discount Apocalypse	0	1	ACTIVE
364	Windex Warrior	Cleaning Crew Carnage	0	1	DEAD
365	Chairman of the Floor	Medical Billing Mafia	0	2	ACTIVE
366	Nancy From HR	The DMV Destroyers	0	2	ACTIVE
367	Static Cling	Food-Based Furies	0	2	ACTIVE
368	The Mysterious Bathroom Smell	Grime Time All-Stars	0	2	ACTIVE
369	Febreze Frank “The Freshmaker”	Cleaning Crew Carnage	0	3	ACTIVE
370	Surprise Bill Betty	Medical Billing Mafia	0	3	ACTIVE