TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🏆 Champions Hall of Fame
Saturday champions who received legacy infusions. Click fights or fighters for details.
All-Time Titles
| Rank | Fighter | Titles |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Low Battery Mode | 2 |
| 2 | Beef Injection | 1 |
| 3 | Beef Supreme | 1 |
| 4 | Crying in Cars Caroline | 1 |
| 5 | Glizzy Goblin | 1 |
| 6 | Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator” | 1 |
| 7 | Insurance Denial Ian | 1 |
| 8 | Mayhem Breakfast | 1 |
| 9 | Nurse Nightmare Nancy | 1 |
| 10 | Polymer McGillicuddy | 1 |
| 11 | Pork Chop Paradise | 1 |
| 12 | Swole Patroll | 1 |
| 13 | Teflon Moonbeam | 1 |
| 14 | The Last Two Percent | 1 |
| 15 | Void Gazer Supreme | 1 |
Recent Legacy Awards
Beef Injection vs Nurse Nightmare Nancy
Tucan Shakur vs Swole Patroll
Troll King Tommy vs Insurance Denial Ian
Engine Eberhardt vs The Last Two Percent
Suds Sullivan vs Low Battery Mode
Low Battery Mode vs Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare"
Derek Moneyberg vs Beef Injection
Participation Trophy Tom vs Teflon Moonbeam
Chaos Windfall vs Glizzy Goblin
Live Leaked vs Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator”
The Rock Johnson vs Crying in Cars Caroline
Dust Bunny Dominator vs Beef Supreme
Sandy Britches vs Void Gazer Supreme
Professor Punches vs Polymer McGillicuddy
Polymer McGillicuddy vs Pork Chop Paradise
Sausage Festival vs Mayhem Breakfast