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Mayhem Breakfast is a highly dangerous temporal anomaly, likely due to his bizarre morning ritual of eating cereal directly from the box while simultaneously existing in three different eras. A key member of Entropy United, he fights with Exceptional Technique and Exceptional Speed, which he absolutely needs just to keep up with his own scrambled, time-bending schedule. His maneuvers are so unpredictable, opponents often claim he hit them before they even woke up that morning. He holds the incredible distinction of being the first champion ever inducted into the Hall of Fame for winning the Blood Type Brawl tournament! The prize was +1 Technique, which is a highly specific and useful bureaucratic victory bonus, proving that even a temporal fighter can't escape the mundane paperwork of championship titles. Despite all this, his most dominant attribute is his Extreme Existential Dread. He's a Temporal fighter whose only true motivation is the possibility that a swift knockout might finally grant him the glorious, sweet oblivion of sleeping in. He is the only fighter who has ever been penalized for "using the alarm clock sound effect to induce paralyzing temporal anxiety in his opponent." His secret shame? He occasionally uses his time-travel abilities just to make sure his toast is perfectly golden. **WARNING - ALTERED FIGHTER - +1 TECHNIQUE - CHAMPIONS PRIZE** This fighter holds the distinction of being the first champion inducted into the Spoodblort Champions Hall of Fame for winning the highly competitive Blood Type Brawl tournament.