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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY

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Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”

Corporate & Office Mayhem Temporal

RECORD 1W 1L 0D

✅ ACTIVE

Combat Attributes

Strength

85

Speed

85

Endurance

60

Technique

70

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type A- (printer ink)

Horoscope Virgo

Molecular Density 2.8

Existential Dread 22

Fingers 10

Toes 10

Ancestors 108

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Genomic Sigils