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Department of Recreational Violence · Fighter #235

Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”

Record 19W 25L 0D Corporate & Office Mayhem Temporal Active

Combat Attributes

Strength

85

Speed

85

Endurance

60

Technique

70

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type A- (printer ink)

Horoscope Virgo

Molecular Density 2.8

Existential Dread 22

Fingers 10

Toes 10

Ancestors 108

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Genomic Sigils

Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship

No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.