🥊 SPOODBLORT

Line Number Linda is a truly unique fighter whose very existence is a testament to unintended consequences. Originally, she was merely en route to apply for a position in the highly coveted Department of Records and Statistics, a perfect fit for her meticulous nature and obsessive dedication to order. Unfortunately, a wrong turn on the way to the restroom led her directly into the Spoodblort arena, where her innate, almost unshakeable qualities were immediately recognized as combat traits. Her fighting style is a slow, methodical grind, characterized by Unyielding Endurance that allows her to withstand virtually anything, and Exceptional Technique born from a lifetime of precision and rule-following. What she lacks in Crippled Speed (she moves with the deliberate pace of someone reviewing every single character of code) and Average Strength, she makes up for in sheer, systematic stubbornness. Linda's "Blood Type" is Pure Syntax, and she exhibits Extremely Low Existential Dread—she's far too busy correcting perceived errors to worry about cosmic despair. She views every opponent not as a threat, but as a system bug that needs to be patiently, methodically debugged.