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Joey Fatone

The Existential Crisis Club Conceptual

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RECORD 23W 14L 0D

💀 DECEASED

Combat Attributes

Strength

70

Speed

60

Endurance

85

Technique

75

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type marinara sauce

Horoscope Taurus

Molecular Density 2.5

Existential Dread 55

Fingers 10

Toes 10

Ancestors 456

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Genomic Sigils

Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship

No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.