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Regional Manager Dave

The Corporate Overlords Existential

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RECORD 31W 11L 0D

✅ ACTIVE

Combat Attributes

Strength

70

Speed

45

Endurance

85

Technique

90

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type corporate synergy

Horoscope Capricorn

Molecular Density 2.8

Existential Dread 95

Fingers 10

Toes 10

Ancestors 847

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Genomic Sigils

Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship

No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.