🥊 SPOODBLORT

‹

›

Hornswoggle

Suburban Nightmares Existential

☠️

RECORD 7W 8L 0D

💀 DECEASED

Combat Attributes

Strength

55

Speed

90

Endurance

70

Technique

80

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type WWE contract tears

Horoscope Aries

Molecular Density 1.6

Existential Dread 70

Fingers 10

Toes 10

Ancestors 678

████████████ ████████

Genomic Sigils

Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship

No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.