🥊 SPOODBLORT

Born in a smoldering incinerator, his slime trail is a glossy trail of goo. With molecular density set to “anvil” and technique at 120, he executes escrow holds on your bones mid-combo. Finisher: the Rug Pull—he yanks the mat, your stance, and the liquidity under your knees in one gloopy motion. Tip him and he airdrops a commemorative token that smells faintly of battery acid and ambition.