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Librarian Linda "Shush of Death"

The Academic Assassins Metaphysical

RECORD 10W 8L 0D

✅ ACTIVE

Combat Attributes

Strength

70

Speed

80

Endurance

90

Technique

92

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type overdue book fees

Horoscope Cancer

Molecular Density 2.1

Existential Dread 60

Fingers 10

Toes 10

Ancestors 2345

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Genomic Sigils