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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY

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Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor"

The Academic Assassins Existential

RECORD 4W 5L 0D

✅ ACTIVE

Combat Attributes

Strength

55

Speed

85

Endurance

70

Technique

95

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type coffee and existential crisis

Horoscope Pisces

Molecular Density 1.6

Existential Dread 95

Fingers 11

Toes 9

Ancestors 567

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Genomic Sigils