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Brisket Friendo

The Retail Apocalypse Emotional

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RECORD 22W 7L 0D

✅ ACTIVE

Combat Attributes

Strength

85

Speed

65

Endurance

80

Technique

75

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type O+

Horoscope Taurus

Molecular Density 2.8

Existential Dread 25

Fingers 10

Toes 10

Ancestors 89

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Genomic Sigils

Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship

No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.