🥊 SPOODBLORT

⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY

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Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator”

Food-Based Furies Existential

RECORD 0W 0L 0D

✅ ACTIVE

Combat Attributes

Strength

95

Speed

75

Endurance

70

Technique

60

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Scoville plasma

Horoscope Sagittarius

Molecular Density 4.8

Existential Dread 5

Fingers 10

Toes 10

Ancestors 13

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Genomic Sigils