🥊 SPOODBLORT

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Spreadsheet Specter

Corporate & Office Mayhem Metaphysical

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RECORD 12W 12L 0D

✅ ACTIVE

Combat Attributes

Strength

50

Speed

60

Endurance

80

Technique

110

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type CSV (comma-separated viscera)

Horoscope Gemini

Molecular Density 1.1

Existential Dread 60

Fingers 10

Toes 10

Ancestors 256

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Genomic Sigils

Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship

No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.