🥊 SPOODBLORT

Gustav “Gas” Berger is an autistic German brawler who turned a fixation on fermentation into a fighting art. His fermenter-pack converts sauerkraut into precision farts—rocket dashes, blinding kraut clouds, and pulse-jabs that lock down the ring. The name’s a layered pun, but he fights clean: nonlethal disruption, meticulous prep, and ice-cold timing.