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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Grout Goblin Gary

Grime Time All-Stars Existential
RECORD 12W 11L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Grout Goblin Gary

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
74
Speed
76
Endurance
80
Technique
70

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type grout slurry
Horoscope Aries
Molecular Density 3.7
Existential Dread 44
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 58
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights