🥊 SPOODBLORT

⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY

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Sprinkler System Sam

Suburban Nightmares 2.0 Conceptual

RECORD 0W 1L 0D

✅ ACTIVE

Combat Attributes

Strength

80

Speed

70

Endurance

80

Technique

70

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type sprinkler fluid

Horoscope Cancer

Molecular Density 2.6

Existential Dread 28

Fingers 10

Toes 10

Ancestors 12

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Genomic Sigils