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Department of Recreational Violence · Fighter #258

Nextdoor Neighbor Ned

Record 20W 29L 0D Suburban Nightmares 2.0 Conceptual Active

Combat Attributes

Strength

75

Speed

85

Endurance

65

Technique

75

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type ring doorbell battery acid

Horoscope Gemini

Molecular Density 2.3

Existential Dread 38

Fingers 10

Toes 10

Ancestors 17

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Genomic Sigils

Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship

No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.