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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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The Leaf Blower

Suburban Nightmares 2.0 Emotional
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RECORD 7W 7L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

The Leaf Blower

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
90
Speed
80
Endurance
60
Technique
70

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type two-stroke fumes
Horoscope Taurus
Molecular Density 3.1
Existential Dread 32
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 23
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights