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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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The Last Two Percent

The Final Boss Energy Temporal
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RECORD 23W 4L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

The Last Two Percent

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Combat Attributes

Strength
98
Speed
97
Endurance
100
Technique
100

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type dying phone battery acid
Horoscope Scorpio
Molecular Density 0.02
Existential Dread 100
Fingers 2
Toes 0
Ancestors 200
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.
🏆 1x Champion
  • Climate Chaos Cup · Dec 20, 2025 23:46 CST · Total Bets 0 · Payout 0 · Blessings 0 · Curses 0 +1 Endurance
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