🥊 SPOODBLORT

⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY

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Black Friday Brenda

The Retail Apocalypse Existential

RECORD 11W 2L 0D

✅ ACTIVE

Combat Attributes

Strength

95

Speed

85

Endurance

90

Technique

75

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type doorbuster madness

Horoscope Capricorn

Molecular Density 3.5

Existential Dread 60

Fingers 10

Toes 10

Ancestors 1924

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Genomic Sigils