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Professor Punches

Suburban Nightmares Conceptual

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RECORD 52W 34L 0D

✅ ACTIVE

Combat Attributes

Strength

81

Speed

75

Endurance

85

Technique

95

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type B+

Horoscope Gemini

Molecular Density 3.1

Existential Dread 40

Fingers 11

Toes 9

Ancestors 156

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Genomic Sigils

Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship

No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

🏆 1x Champion

The Yeast Infection Yoking · Feb 21, 2026 23:37 CST · Total Bets 0 · Payout 0 · Blessings 0 · Curses 0 +1 Strength

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