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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Swole Patroll

Needle Exchange Existential
RECORD 28W 10L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Swole Patroll

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
98
Speed
71
Endurance
95
Technique
65

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type A+
Horoscope Aries
Molecular Density 4.2
Existential Dread 8
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 156
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.
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