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Department of Recreational Violence · Fighter #23

Beef Injection

Record 67W 30L 0D Needle Exchange Existential Active

Combat Attributes

Strength

92

Speed

86

Endurance

89

Technique

76

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type steroids

Horoscope Aries

Molecular Density 3.8

Existential Dread 5

Fingers 10

Toes 10

Ancestors 234

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Genomic Sigils

Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship

No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Championships

3x Champion

Multi-Level Marketing Mauling · Oct 10, 2026 23:36 CDT · Total Bets 100,099,928 · Payout 125,124,910 · Blessings 10 · Curses 0 +1 Technique
The Catfish Carnage · May 2, 2026 23:36 CDT · Total Bets 0 · Payout 0 · Blessings 0 · Curses 0 +1 Speed
The Cryptocurrency Catastrophe · Nov 29, 2025 23:38 CST · Total Bets 0 · Payout 0 · Blessings 0 · Curses 0 +1 Endurance