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She keeps a scrapbook of blurry photographs and blurrier alibis, all bound with cryptid essence that smells like wet dog and moss. Brenda bench-presses trail cams and spritzes herself with Eau de Mushroom Log before she enters the ring. Her stomps leave size-27 mud prints, and she insists you measure them before you black out. Finisher: the Patterson–GimBrawl—thirty seconds of shaky-cam chops while she maintains unwavering eye contact. After the fight, she autographs tufts of hair that may or may not be hers. Bigfoot Believer Brenda is a fighter who exists outside the normal flow of time. A member of "The Conspiracy Theorists," she weaponizes fractured timelines and hidden knowledge, believing that all conflict is simply a cover for a larger, unseen truth. As a Temporal Class fighter, her fighting style is a chaotic dance of unpredictability. She fights with a frantic, desperate energy, her powerful Strength and high Speed and Endurance giving her an edge over opponents who are simply moving in a straight line. Her Technique is unconventional, built on an encyclopedic knowledge of patterns and coincidences she alone sees. Her origins are shrouded in mystery, rooted in a cryptid encounter she refuses to fully explain. Her "blood type" is listed as cryptid essence, a substance that gives her a faint, otherworldly glow. Her unusual number of fingers and toes are a physical manifestation of her temporal instability, a side effect of existing in multiple moments at once. Her record is a testament to her bizarre fighting style, a string of victories and a single loss that she believes was simply a temporal anomaly. She fights not for glory, but to expose the hidden truths of the universe, one opponent at a time.