🥊 SPOODBLORT

Announcer: Lady Chaos has been killed in battle by One More Episode Ed. In Memoriam Lady Chaos, a highly distinguished member of Entropy United, possessed a style of combat that blended nobility and ruthlessness, as reflected in her portrait. She was a dominant Temporal Class fighter, defined by Exceptional Speed and Excellent Technique, allowing her to control the flow of any engagement. Her high Endurance and High Strength made her formidable, but she was fundamentally unstable, battling Extreme Existential Dread throughout her career. Her impressive career, which included many decisive victories, came to a sudden and tragic end during the chaotic Saturday Main Event. Lady Chaos was killed in the ring by One More Episode Ed during a brutal melee that notoriously included several reanimated zombie fighters, ensuring her final fight was one of the most violent spectacles in Spoodblort history. Her demise marks the end of an era of elegant chaos.