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Crying in Cars Caroline

The Sadness Merchants Emotional

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RECORD 21W 13L 0D

✅ ACTIVE

Combat Attributes

Strength

70

Speed

86

Endurance

62

Technique

83

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type road-salt tears

Horoscope Pisces

Molecular Density 1.8

Existential Dread 92

Fingers 10

Toes 10

Ancestors 5

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Genomic Sigils

Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship

No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

🏆 1x Champion

The Social Media Meltdown · Nov 1, 2025 23:53 CDT · Total Bets 0 · Payout 0 · Blessings 0 · Curses 0 +1 Strength

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