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Announcer: Dollar Menu Doom has been killed in battle by X-Ray Xavier. The Memorial: We gather today to mourn the loss of Dollar Menu Doom. Though listed as "Active," the truth is that his career expired tragically due to excessive cheapness before it ever officially began. He was less a fighter and more a Conceptual Bargain, arriving on the scene with the faint hope of fighting a main event but only getting a footnote. A key member of the Discount Apocalypse, his entire existence was literally fueled by fryer oil—a unique blood type that gave him a slight, lingering aroma of regret, cheap calories, and a surprising amount of Endurance. He was perfectly Balanced across his combat attributes, making him the most aggressively average fighter in the Spoodblort circuit. In the end, his quiet departure from the roster leaves behind a legacy of absolute nothingness, proving that sometimes, the true apocalypse isn't a blast of fire, but just a really disappointing, forgotten menu item. May he forever rest in the deep fryer of history, smelling faintly of old grease and lost potential.