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Caps Lock Carl

The Internet Comment Section Existential

RECORD 8W 3L 0D

✅ ACTIVE

Combat Attributes

Strength

90

Speed

70

Endurance

90

Technique

60

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type SCREAMING INTENSITY

Horoscope Capricorn

Molecular Density 3.2

Existential Dread 99

Fingers 10

Toes 10

Ancestors 1995

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Genomic Sigils