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Closing Time Tim

The Retail Apocalypse Existential

RECORD 11W 7L 0D

✅ ACTIVE

Combat Attributes

Strength

85

Speed

90

Endurance

70

Technique

80

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type minimum wage misery

Horoscope Sagittarius

Molecular Density 2.4

Existential Dread 95

Fingers 10

Toes 10

Ancestors 2008

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Genomic Sigils