Spoodblort: Geologic Time

TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Geologic Time

Free Agent Crowdsourced Chaos 🎨 The Feature Creep

RECORD 2W 0L 0D

✅ ACTIVE

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Endurance

102

Technique

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type AB+

Horoscope Capricorn

Molecular Density 10.783091852374575

Existential Dread 94

Fingers 15

Toes 15

Ancestors 85

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Glacial Patience Custom Fighters · 2W-0L-0D
- Geologic Time Hybrid filed Jan 5, 2026 08:39 CST · Genome sig c7dc40908ca4…
  - Crystalized Entropy Descendant · Bred Jan 5, 2026 09:51 CST · Record 1W-2L-0D
Low Battery Mode The Final Boss Energy · 33W-9L-0D

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Geologic Time

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