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TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
The Feature Creep
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Violence Statistics
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Active Bets
11
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Total Bets
1247
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Win Rate
60.4%
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Win/Loss Ratio
1.53
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Net Profit
+10231821943574
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Avg Bet Size
10072843272
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Chaos Inventory
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Fighter Blessing
×1918
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Fighter Curse
×2192
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Patron Laminate (High Roller)
×1
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MVP Player lvl 1
×1
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Sacrifice to the Gods
×1500
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Aura Boost XL
×4
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Enhance Your Girth
×1
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Lengthen Your Aura
×1
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