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Artisanal Windbreaker

The Participation Trophies Metaphysical

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RECORD 16W 26L 0D

✅ ACTIVE

Combat Attributes

Strength

42

Speed

65

Endurance

48

Technique

68

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type organic methane

Horoscope Aquarius

Molecular Density 0.9

Existential Dread 92

Fingers 11

Toes 9

Ancestors 67

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Genomic Sigils

Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship

No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.