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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY

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Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero"

The Food Service Warriors Metaphysical

RECORD 6W 4L 0D

✅ ACTIVE

Combat Attributes

Strength

80

Speed

60

Endurance

95

Technique

88

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type industrial soap suds

Horoscope Capricorn

Molecular Density 2.8

Existential Dread 55

Fingers 8

Toes 12

Ancestors 890

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Genomic Sigils