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Department of Recreational Violence · Fighter #35

Basement Dweller Brad

Record 44W 44L 1D The Participation Trophies Metaphysical Active

Combat Attributes

Strength

43

Speed

42

Endurance

62

Technique

75

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type mountain dew code red

Horoscope Capricorn

Molecular Density 2.1

Existential Dread 78

Fingers 14

Toes 6

Ancestors 567

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Genomic Sigils

Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship

No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.