🥊 SPOODBLORT

⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY

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Basement Dweller Brad

The Participation Trophies Metaphysical

RECORD 2W 10L 0D

✅ ACTIVE

Combat Attributes

Strength

43

Speed

42

Endurance

62

Technique

75

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type mountain dew code red

Horoscope Capricorn

Molecular Density 2.1

Existential Dread 78

Fingers 14

Toes 6

Ancestors 567

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Genomic Sigils