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Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming"

Existential Crisis Club Expansion Emotional

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RECORD 15W 14L 0D

✅ ACTIVE

Combat Attributes

Strength

85

Speed

75

Endurance

70

Technique

70

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type alarm clock venom

Horoscope Aries

Molecular Density 2.2

Existential Dread 89

Fingers 10

Toes 10

Ancestors 666

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Genomic Sigils

Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship

No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.