Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming"

Record 41W 38L 0D Existential Crisis Club Expansion Emotional Active

1 confirmed kill

Strength

Speed

Endurance

Technique

Blood Type alarm clock venom

Horoscope Aries

Molecular Density 2.2

Existential Dread 89

Fingers 10

Toes 10

Ancestors 666

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Awaiting sponsorship

No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

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