🥊 SPOODBLORT

⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY

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Wedgie Magnet

The Participation Trophies Emotional

RECORD 1W 9L 0D

✅ ACTIVE

Combat Attributes

Strength

35

Speed

60

Endurance

55

Technique

55

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type lunch money

Horoscope Pisces

Molecular Density 1.1

Existential Dread 88

Fingers 8

Toes 12

Ancestors 34

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Genomic Sigils