🥊 SPOODBLORT

⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY

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Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens

The Corporate Overlords Conceptual

RECORD 5W 9L 0D

✅ ACTIVE

Combat Attributes

Strength

55

Speed

80

Endurance

75

Technique

85

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type buzzword juice

Horoscope Gemini

Molecular Density 1.9

Existential Dread 78

Fingers 10

Toes 10

Ancestors 234

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Genomic Sigils