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Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens

The Corporate Overlords Conceptual

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RECORD 17W 24L 0D

✅ ACTIVE

Combat Attributes

Strength

55

Speed

80

Endurance

75

Technique

85

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type buzzword juice

Horoscope Gemini

Molecular Density 1.9

Existential Dread 78

Fingers 10

Toes 10

Ancestors 234

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Genomic Sigils

Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship

No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.