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Self-Checkout Stan

The Retail Apocalypse Conceptual

RECORD 6W 12L 0D

💀 DECEASED

Combat Attributes

Strength

80

Speed

70

Endurance

95

Technique

85

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type unexpected item rage

Horoscope Virgo

Molecular Density 2.8

Existential Dread 90

Fingers 9

Toes 11

Ancestors 1999

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Genomic Sigils

Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship

No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.