🥊 SPOODBLORT

⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY

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Gilbert Gottfried

The Corporate Overlords Existential

RECORD 3W 7L 0D

✅ ACTIVE

Combat Attributes

Strength

30

Speed

70

Endurance

65

Technique

88

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type vocal cord cheese

Horoscope Aries

Molecular Density 1.5

Existential Dread 90

Fingers 10

Toes 10

Ancestors 345

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Genomic Sigils