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Department of Recreational Violence · Fighter #337

Captain Yawnpunch

Record 23W 30L 0D Needle Exchange Emotional Active
1 confirmed kill

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Captain Yawnpunch

Lore

Mastered the forbidden art of Tedious Combat. Each strike is preceded by a lengthy explanation. Opponents fall asleep standing up. Holds a black belt in Ennui-Jitsu.

Combat Attributes

Strength
55
Speed
38
Endurance
88
Technique
84

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type AB+
Horoscope Virgo
Molecular Density 1.234
Existential Dread 67
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 41
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights

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