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Captain Yawnpunch

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Captain Yawnpunch

LORE

Mastered the forbidden art of Tedious Combat. Each strike is preceded by a lengthy explanation. Opponents fall asleep standing up. Holds a black belt in Ennui-Jitsu.

Combat Attributes

Strength
55
Speed
38
Endurance
88
Technique
84

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type AB+
Horoscope Virgo
Molecular Density 1.234
Existential Dread 67
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 41
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