TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-17-25
APPROVED
Swisher Sweet
Strength75
Speed75
Endurance75
Technique75
Molecular Density28.4
Existential Dread88
Fingers12
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Swisher Sweet VS Kevin Richardson
Kevin Richardson
60Strength
70Speed
75Endurance
85Technique
1.8Molecular Density
65Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Swisher Sweet
Violence concluded.
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