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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
09-22-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Monday, September 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
ChoKING on LeeSUN

ChoKING on LeeSUN

Strength58
Speed119
Endurance46
Technique77
Molecular Density89.3
Existential Dread69
Fingers9
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
ChoKING on LeeSUN VS Millipede Aqualuft
Millipede Aqualuft

Millipede Aqualuft

65Strength
85Speed
75Endurance
80Technique
2.2Molecular Density
60Existential Dread
1000Fingers
1000Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

ChoKING on LeeSUN
Violence concluded.
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