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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
09-24-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Wednesday, September 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Boiling Singularity Vapors

Boiling Singularity Vapors

Strength120
Speed100
Endurance20
Technique60
Molecular Density8.1
Existential Dread100
Fingers17
Toes3
TALE OF THE TAPE
Boiling Singularity Vapors VS YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY
YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY

YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY

120Strength
100Speed
20Endurance
60Technique
99.9Molecular Density
98Existential Dread
100Fingers
50Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Boiling Singularity Vapors
Violence concluded.
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