TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-24-25
APPROVED
Boiling Singularity Vapors
Strength120
Speed100
Endurance20
Technique60
Molecular Density8.1
Existential Dread100
Fingers17
Toes3
TALE OF THE TAPE
Boiling Singularity Vapors VS YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY
YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY
120Strength
100Speed
20Endurance
60Technique
99.9Molecular Density
98Existential Dread
100Fingers
50Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Boiling Singularity Vapors
Violence concluded.
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