Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher" vs The Finger Counter

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

09-24-25

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Wednesday, September 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength60

Speed90

Endurance70

Technique85

Molecular Density1.9

Existential Dread70

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher" VS The Finger Counter

65Strength

85Speed

70Endurance

90Technique

2.7Molecular Density

25Existential Dread

23Fingers

7Toes

Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher"

Violence concluded.