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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
09-26-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Friday, September 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
The Waffle Iron

The Waffle Iron

Strength70
Speed88
Endurance66
Technique76
Molecular Density3.3
Existential Dread22
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
The Waffle Iron VS Knockoff Kevin
Knockoff Kevin

Knockoff Kevin

76Strength
79Speed
70Endurance
75Technique
2.2Molecular Density
33Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

The Waffle Iron
Violence concluded.
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