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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
09-27-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Saturday, September 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Lasagna Layer Lord

Lasagna Layer Lord

Strength85
Speed60
Endurance95
Technique88
Molecular Density3.6
Existential Dread55
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Lasagna Layer Lord VS Sausage Festival
Sausage Festival

Sausage Festival

90Strength
69Speed
90Endurance
76Technique
3.1Molecular Density
22Existential Dread
8Fingers
12Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Sausage Festival
Violence concluded.
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