TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-30-25
APPROVED
Thilly Gooth
Strength80
Speed50
Endurance108
Technique62
Molecular Density86.3
Existential Dread81
Fingers12
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
Thilly Gooth VS ---
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71Strength
71Speed
84Endurance
74Technique
92.3Molecular Density
93Existential Dread
1Fingers
19Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Thilly Gooth
Violence concluded.
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